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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Carlisle want to know about God?
(a) how tall He is.
(b) what He looks like.
(c) where to find Him.
(d) where He came from.

2. What is on the floor by God's desk?
(a) a puppy and a pair of shoes.
(b) a wastebasket and a magazine rack.
(c) a cuspidor and wastebasket
(d) a floor lamp and an end table.

3. How does God speak?
(a) like a Baptist preacher.
(b) in pantomime.
(c) in a high, soprano voice.
(d) with a rich, bass voice.

4. What is Noah's wife telling the other women?
(a) it is weird living with a crazy man.
(b) it is going to rain for forty days and nights.
(c) you better get your men to build a boat.
(d) I'm leaving all my recipes to you.

5. What does God's office look like?
(a) a doctor's office.
(b) a lawyer's office.
(c) a general's office.
(d) a banker's office.

6. What do Cain the Sixth and the gambling men do at the ark?
(a) shake their heads at it.
(b) help build it.
(c) laugh at it.
(d) shoot dice on the deck.

7. What can be seen inside the desk when it is open?
(a) a pair of dice.
(b) various papers stuck in pigeonholes.
(c) a large ledger.
(d) a collection of quills and ink.

8. What does God think about Cain and the girl?
(a) He thinks the problem of Cain is solved.
(b) He thinks Cain has lost his mind.
(c) He is happy that Cain obeyed him.
(d) He does not like the way things are going.

9. How does the story Preacher Deshee tell differ from the Bible story of Cain and Abel?
(a) the Bible story gives no explanation for the murder.
(b) the Bible story is about Cain killing Seth.
(c) the Bible story had to do with sacrifices they made.
(d) the Bible story is exactly the same.

10. How does Adam look as the scene opens after his creation?
(a) angry.
(b) sleepy.
(c) happy.
(d) puzzled.

11. Who does God encounter as He goes along on earth?
(a) a woman on a donkey.
(b) a boy skipping Sunday School.
(c) a peddler.
(d) an 18-year-old female.

12. What does God do to Abel?
(a) makes him a cripple.
(b) sends him away.
(c) gives him a whipping.
(d) turns him green.

13. After talking awhile, where do Cain and the girl go?
(a) to find a preacher.
(b) to a big city nightclub.
(c) to the river to fish.
(d) to meet her folks.

14. When God tells the girl she is on her way to Hell, what does she reply?
(a) she is on her way to college.
(b) she is on her way to the city.
(c) she is on her way to a picnic.
(d) she is on her way to church.

15. After being warned not to eat fruit of one tree, what happens?
(a) they turn their backs on the forbidden tree.
(b) they immediately see the forbidden tree and head for it.
(c) they look for a snake to see if it can talk.
(d) they start looking for the forbidden tree.

Short Answer Questions

1. Why does Zeba make up with Cain the Sixth?

2. What are they gathering to put in the ark?

3. What does the girl call God?

4. What theatrical device is used to bring Eve onto the stage?

5. What does Noah say when his knee twitches?

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