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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. How does God speak?
(a) like a Baptist preacher.
(b) in a high, soprano voice.
(c) with a rich, bass voice.
(d) in pantomime.
2. Who does God encounter as He goes along on earth?
(a) an 18-year-old female.
(b) a woman on a donkey.
(c) a boy skipping Sunday School.
(d) a peddler.
3. What does Noah say is wrong with women?
(a) stealing and gambling, and they lack moral sense.
(b) not being subservient to their husbands.
(c) gossip, partying, and bingo.
(d) laziness, craftiness, and lying.
4. What is it that Adam asks God?
(a) What's a family?
(b) Where do I sleep?
(c) Who are you?
(d) What time is it?
5. What is preacher Deshee doing as the play begins?
(a) talking to the ladies sewing circle.
(b) preaching to the gathered congregation.
(c) trying to round up children for Sunday School.
(d) teaching a Sunday School lesson to ten children.
6. What does Gabriel start to do?
(a) fly around the office.
(b) take off his wings.
(c) blow a trumpet.
(d) call in Michael.
7. How does God stop the angels from dancing on the moon?
(a) He declares it a sin.
(b) He takes the moon out of the sky.
(c) He freezes the moon.
(d) He turns the moon into cheese.
8. What does God give Noah?
(a) a top hat.
(b) a table of stone.
(c) a cigar.
(d) a Bible.
9. What does Noah tell God is the problem with men?
(a) loose living, fighting, gambling and bootlegging.
(b) listening to false teachers.
(c) lack of education and jobs.
(d) dancing with the Devil's angels.
10. What does God tell them not to do?
(a) to go out of the garden.
(b) to have babies.
(c) to talk to snakes.
(d) to eat from one tree.
11. What sign is on the wall of Noah's house?
(a) Home sweet home.
(b) God bless our home.
(c) Always look above.
(d) Prayer changes things.
12. What is everyone drinking at the fish fry?
(a) goats' milk.
(b) Kentucky bourbon.
(c) iced tea with mint.
(d) boiled custard.
13. What does the choir sing as Cain exits?
(a) Swing Low, Sweet Chariot
(b) Land Across the Jordan
(c) Go Down Moses
(d) Run, Sinner, Run
14. What is Adam happy about as God approaches him?
(a) he likes having nothing to do.
(b) he likes his line of work.
(c) he enjoys picking cotton.
(d) he is thrilled to be a fisherman.
15. Why does God say he has been walking the earth?
(a) looking for church buildings.
(b) looking for sinners.
(c) looking for good apples.
(d) looking for good people.
Short Answer Questions
1. Why do they not want to bury Flatfoot?
2. What kind of music accompanies the dialog and action of the play?
3. What is on the floor by God's desk?
4. What does God take from a box on His desk?
5. How are the children described?
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