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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Who does God encounter as He goes along on earth?
(a) a peddler.
(b) a boy skipping Sunday School.
(c) a woman on a donkey.
(d) an 18-year-old female.

2. Who are the characters participating in the heavenly fish fry?
(a) God, Gabriel, and the Archangel.
(b) Adam, Moses, and Seth.
(c) black angels of all sizes and sexes.
(d) preacher Deshee's congregation.

3. What does Noah say when his knee twitches?
(a) it is an old football injury.
(b) it means it will freeze.
(c) it is a sign of rain.
(d) it is arthritis.

4. What is the conversation like between Cain and the girl?
(a) comical.
(b) flirtatious.
(c) angry.
(d) argumentative.

5. What is the girl on the stump doing?
(a) writing in her diary.
(b) smoking a cigarette.
(c) eating an apple.
(d) playing a ukelele and singing the blues.

6. Why do they not want to bury Flatfoot?
(a) they are too lazy.
(b) they fear Cain the Sixth.
(c) they think he isn't really dead.
(d) they say he was no good.

7. How does God speak?
(a) in pantomime.
(b) in a high, soprano voice.
(c) with a rich, bass voice.
(d) like a Baptist preacher.

8. After talking awhile, where do Cain and the girl go?
(a) to meet her folks.
(b) to the river to fish.
(c) to a big city nightclub.
(d) to find a preacher.

9. Far away from God, what does Cain see?
(a) a sign that says Detour to Nod Parish.
(b) a sign that says Land of Nod, Parish Line.
(c) a sign that says Strangers Beware.
(d) a sign that says Next Rest Stop 100 Miles.

10. What does God give Noah?
(a) a Bible.
(b) a top hat.
(c) a table of stone.
(d) a cigar.

11. What does preacher Deshee say about God?
(a) He sometimes makes mistakes.
(b) He looks like a distinguished Negro preacher.
(c) He eats ambrosia every day.
(d) He wears high platform shoes.

12. What does God promise Noah?
(a) there will be an ice storm.
(b) he will live to be 1,000 years old.
(c) it will rain 40 days and nights.
(d) it will never rain again.

13. What does God's office look like?
(a) a general's office.
(b) a lawyer's office.
(c) a doctor's office.
(d) a banker's office.

14. What does God take from a box on His desk?
(a) a set of dominoes.
(b) a piece of chocolate.
(c) a fountain pen.
(d) a cigar.

15. What does Cain think God did to him?
(a) forgave him.
(b) marked him.
(c) tricked him.
(d) helped him.

Short Answer Questions

1. Why does God tell Cain to raise children?

2. What is the Archangel passing out?

3. How many good people does God say he has found?

4. What does God tell Cain to do?

5. What has the boy that God lifts by his ear been doing on Sunday?

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