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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Where in the Bible does preacher Deshee start reading?
(a) from the Gospel of John.
(b) from Revelation.
(c) from Genesis.
(d) from the Psalms.

2. What is it that Adam asks God?
(a) What time is it?
(b) Where do I sleep?
(c) Who are you?
(d) What's a family?

3. What is the girl's name?
(a) Zella.
(b) Elvira.
(c) Zeba.
(d) Casandra.

4. What are the cherubs doing at the fish fry?
(a) playing small harps.
(b) catching fish.
(c) reciting Bible verses.
(d) constantly misbehaving.

5. What does God give Noah?
(a) a table of stone.
(b) a cigar.
(c) a Bible.
(d) a top hat.

6. Why does God say he has been walking the earth?
(a) looking for good apples.
(b) looking for sinners.
(c) looking for good people.
(d) looking for church buildings.

7. What pleases Adam after he gets used to being a man?
(a) how his muscles move.
(b) how his clothes look.
(c) how his eyes can see.
(d) how his ears work.

8. What does Cain think God did to him?
(a) helped him.
(b) tricked him.
(c) forgave him.
(d) marked him.

9. How many good people does God say he has found?
(a) only Noah and his family.
(b) about 100.
(c) a small congregation down the road.
(d) only 10 righteous souls.

10. Where is heaven located?
(a) floating on a big cloud.
(b) under a huge apple tree.
(c) everywhere, except where Satan is.
(d) on the banks of the Mississippi.

11. What does the choir sing as Cain exits?
(a) Go Down Moses
(b) Land Across the Jordan
(c) Run, Sinner, Run
(d) Swing Low, Sweet Chariot

12. What is the girl on the stump doing?
(a) smoking a cigarette.
(b) eating an apple.
(c) playing a ukelele and singing the blues.
(d) writing in her diary.

13. What is the conversation like between Cain and the girl?
(a) angry.
(b) comical.
(c) flirtatious.
(d) argumentative.

14. What does God promise Noah?
(a) there will be an ice storm.
(b) he will live to be 1,000 years old.
(c) it will rain 40 days and nights.
(d) it will never rain again.

15. What does preacher Deshee call Cain?
(a) a lazy boy.
(b) a mean rascal.
(c) a surprise to Adam and Eve.
(d) a tall fellow.

Short Answer Questions

1. What is on the floor by God's desk?

2. What does God have on His feet?

3. What does God do with a cigar?

4. What is Noah wearing?

5. What is Noah's wife telling the other women?

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