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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Where is God walking on earth after not visiting there for 300 or 400 years?
(a) sitting on a stump.
(b) on a country road.
(c) in a church.
(d) riding a bicycle.

2. What is so odd to the people about the ark?
(a) it is too small for all the animals.
(b) it is too big to float.
(c) it is nowhere near any water.
(d) it is shaped like a bowl.

3. What has the boy that God lifts by his ear been doing on Sunday?
(a) fighting, cursing, and drinking.
(b) praying, singing, and reading the Bible.
(c) singing, dancing, and whooping it up.
(d) drinking, chewing tobacco, and gambling.

4. What is the main item of furniture in God's office?
(a) a conference table.
(b) two apple crates and a door.
(c) a teakwood desk.
(d) a battered roll top desk

5. What is the girl on the stump doing?
(a) playing a ukelele and singing the blues.
(b) writing in her diary.
(c) eating an apple.
(d) smoking a cigarette.

6. What form do the next scenes in the play take?
(a) literal reenactments of Bible scenes.
(b) the imaginings of the children about the stories.
(c) dance sequences that tell Bible stories.
(d) more Sunday School lessons.

7. Where is heaven located?
(a) on the banks of the Mississippi.
(b) floating on a big cloud.
(c) everywhere, except where Satan is.
(d) under a huge apple tree.

8. What does God tell Adam and Eve to do?
(a) have Seth and more children.
(b) build a fence around their place to keep Cain out.
(c) forget they ever had Cain.
(d) move to another country.

9. What pleases Adam after he gets used to being a man?
(a) how his ears work.
(b) how his eyes can see.
(c) how his clothes look.
(d) how his muscles move.

10. What is on the floor by God's desk?
(a) a cuspidor and wastebasket
(b) a floor lamp and an end table.
(c) a puppy and a pair of shoes.
(d) a wastebasket and a magazine rack.

11. How is the girl dressed?
(a) in work pants and shirt.
(b) in flashy clothes.
(c) as a showgirl.
(d) in a gingham dress.

12. What has Cain done to his brother?
(a) killed him with a rock.
(b) tied him up.
(c) beat him up.
(d) painted his face.

13. Why is God in Noah's house?
(a) to get out of the rain.
(b) for dinner.
(c) for a prayer meeting.
(d) to plan a revival.

14. What is Carlisle's first question to preacher Deshee?
(a) Can I go to the restroom?
(b) Where is heaven?
(c) Why did God create the world as it is?
(d) How long will this class last?

15. What does Noah say when his knee twitches?
(a) it is an old football injury.
(b) it is arthritis.
(c) it means it will freeze.
(d) it is a sign of rain.

Short Answer Questions

1. Where does the title of the play likely come from?

2. When God tells the girl she is on her way to Hell, what does she reply?

3. How does God stop the angels from dancing on the moon?

4. What are the cherubs doing at the fish fry?

5. What is the Archangel passing out?

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