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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Who does God select to lead the Israelites out of Egypt and into the land of Canaan?
(a) Moses.
(b) Pharaoh.
(c) Joseph.
(d) Ezekiel.

2. Back in Sunday School, what does preacher Deshee tell the children happened to the Hebrews?
(a) they sinned again and Moses came back to destroy them.
(b) they sinned again and fell into bondage under the Babylonians.
(c) they sinned again and God killed 100,000 of them in one day.
(d) they sinned again and got swallowed up in the earth.

3. What is Noah's next job?
(a) turning the ark into a temple.
(b) letting the animals out and begin planting seeds.
(c) tearing down the ark and building houses.
(d) writing down his experiences in the ark.

4. Why does Noah tell Japheth to take the dove to the other animals?
(a) so the other animals will not worry about the dove.
(b) so the dove can tell the animals where dry land is.
(c) so the dove can rest before going out again.
(d) so the cats can eat the dove.

5. Why does God approve of Noah's drinking during the time in the ark?
(a) because it kept him dry.
(b) because there was nothing else to do.
(c) because it was a long steamship ride.
(d) because it helped him deal with Mrs. Noah.

6. Who does God turn to next to save mankind?
(a) Peter, Paul, and Mary.
(b) Moses, Jacob, and Joseph.
(c) Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob.
(d) Matthew, Mark, and Luke.

7. What is Moses' handicap when God comes to talk to him?
(a) he has poor eyesight.
(b) he is lame.
(c) he lisps.
(d) he stutters.

8. When does Hezdrel tell God to leave the battle area?
(a) in the middle of the night.
(b) after the battle is won.
(c) as daylight nears.
(d) when the bugle blows.

9. What makes God say, "Yes!"
(a) Someone's come to save the world!
(b) Oh, dey crucify de Lawd!
(c) Oh, dat's a terrible burden for one man to carry!
(d) Isn't dat God's son?

10. Who is in charge of cleaning God's office in heaven?
(a) Sunday School children.
(b) Gabriel and Michael.
(c) Adam and Eve.
(d) two women.

11. How is Aaron dressed when he comes to Moses and God?
(a) as a riverboat captain.
(b) as a traveler.
(c) as a field hand.
(d) as a banker.

12. Back in heaven, what is God doing?
(a) making a list and checking it twice.
(b) writing at His desk.
(c) drinking mint tea.
(d) talking to Gabriel.

13. Why does Moses say he plans to stay right where he is?
(a) he says he is enjoying the view.
(b) he says the sheep have not cleared enough pasture.
(c) he says something is keeping him there.
(d) he says he is too tired to move.

14. What does the Babylonian Court look like?
(a) a Southern Baptist church.
(b) a Harlem theater.
(c) a Lodge meeting hall.
(d) a New Orleans nightclub.

15. Why does one village get singled out for thunderbolts?
(a) because of its breweries.
(b) because of its casinos.
(c) because of its loose women.
(d) because of its fortune tellers.

Short Answer Questions

1. What happens to the turkey-berry bush?

2. What are the young people doing in the Babylonian court?

3. Who is in the King's entourage?

4. What is Hezdrel carrying when his soldiers come to him?

5. Why does Hezdrel tell God that the defenders are not afraid to die?

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