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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What happens to the turkey-berry bush?
(a) it blossoms.
(b) it withers and dies.
(c) it begins to glow red.
(d) its leaves all fall off.

2. Why is God angry with men again?
(a) they have made the devil king.
(b) they cannot get along with each other.
(c) they have stopped offering sacrifices.
(d) they do not attend church.

3. Who is in charge of cleaning God's office in heaven?
(a) Gabriel and Michael.
(b) Sunday School children.
(c) two women.
(d) Adam and Eve.

4. What does God tell Moses he will do in front of the Pharaoh?
(a) put on a show.
(b) sing and dance.
(c) make bricks.
(d) perform tricks.

5. What is Pharaoh's throne?
(a) a sofa with a fake tiger skin thrown over it.
(b) an ordinary armchair with a drapery thrown over it.
(c) an apple crate with a rug thrown over it.
(d) a seat taken from a private train car.

6. What does the audience hear that lets them know what is happening on Earth?
(a) someone crying over a dead body.
(b) voices talking about someone carrying a cross up a hill.
(c) the choir singing Go Down, Moses.
(d) the shouts of an angry mob.

7. How is the illusion of marching created on stage?
(a) a strobe light gives the impression of movement.
(b) the actors march in place.
(c) the actors march on a treadmill.
(d) the stage goes dark and feet stomp.

8. What is the big news that Shem imparts?
(a) the liquour barrel is empty.
(b) he sees land.
(c) he sees a big fish.
(d) his wife is pregnant.

9. What does the dove return with?
(a) an orange blossom.
(b) another dove.
(c) an olive branch.
(d) a banana peel.

10. Back in Sunday School, what does preacher Deshee tell the children happened to the Hebrews?
(a) they sinned again and got swallowed up in the earth.
(b) they sinned again and Moses came back to destroy them.
(c) they sinned again and God killed 100,000 of them in one day.
(d) they sinned again and fell into bondage under the Babylonians.

11. What is Noah doing repeatedly on the floating ark?
(a) drinking his liquour.
(b) dancing a jig.
(c) playing his banjo.
(d) blowing the steam whistle.

12. What does Moses say about seeing the Promised Land?
(a) he can lead them only across the Jordan.
(b) he can see it but cannot enter it.
(c) he won't live long enough to see it.
(d) he will be blind when he enters it.

13. When Aaron arrives, what does God do?
(a) he gives them bags of gold.
(b) he shows them the tricks they will perform for Pharaoh.
(c) he carries them away to Egypt.
(d) he gives them traveling clothes.

14. How many thunderbolts has Gabriel counted in the morning?
(a) 749.
(b) 666.
(c) 18,960.
(d) 2,545.

15. What inscription is on the wall of Pharaoh's throne room?
(a) Fraternity of the House of Pharaoh Central Chapter.
(b) Headquarters of the Royal Order of the Phoenix.
(c) Sons of the Order of the Sublime House of Pharaoh.
(d) Sublime Order of Princes of the House of Pharaoh Home Chapter.

Short Answer Questions

1. Back in heaven, what is God doing?

2. What happens after Moses and Aaron remove the tricks when Pharaoh says he will let the children of Israel go?

3. What does Gabriel say about God's attitude toward man?

4. Who enters and tells everyone to stop the music and dancing?

5. What is God doing to the earth?

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