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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Why does Moses say he plans to stay right where he is?
(a) he says he is too tired to move.
(b) he says something is keeping him there.
(c) he says the sheep have not cleared enough pasture.
(d) he says he is enjoying the view.

2. Who is planning to take the temple, burn the books and the Ark of the covenant, and kill the defenders?
(a) Alexander.
(b) Nebuchadnezzar.
(c) Darius.
(d) King Herod.

3. Why does one village get singled out for thunderbolts?
(a) because of its breweries.
(b) because of its casinos.
(c) because of its fortune tellers.
(d) because of its loose women.

4. Why is Hezdrel not worried about Herod's burning the books?
(a) the books are sealed up in a fire proof vault.
(b) if the defenders are all dead, it doesn't make any difference.
(c) the defenders have memorized them and have many copies.
(d) the books will not burn because of the paper they are on.

5. What inscription is on the wall of Pharaoh's throne room?
(a) Sons of the Order of the Sublime House of Pharaoh.
(b) Headquarters of the Royal Order of the Phoenix.
(c) Sublime Order of Princes of the House of Pharaoh Home Chapter.
(d) Fraternity of the House of Pharaoh Central Chapter.

6. How does God show by His face that he is seeing something unusual on Earth?
(a) he starts to cry.
(b) he looks surprised.
(c) he opens his mouth but does not speak.
(d) he looks angry.

7. What happens to the turkey-berry bush?
(a) it blossoms.
(b) it begins to glow red.
(c) its leaves all fall off.
(d) it withers and dies.

8. What does the dove return with?
(a) a banana peel.
(b) an orange blossom.
(c) another dove.
(d) an olive branch.

9. When God appears to Noah on the deck, what does he say?
(a) that Noah must wait a year before leaving the ark.
(b) that Noah should be ashamed of himself.
(c) that he approves of Noah's handling of the ark.
(d) that Noah should always listen to his wife.

10. Who tries to get God to remember the Hebrews?
(a) Adam.
(b) Abraham, Jacob, Isaac, and Moses.
(c) Gabriel.
(d) Hosea.

11. How many thunderbolts has Gabriel counted in the morning?
(a) 666.
(b) 2,545.
(c) 18,960.
(d) 749.

12. What is Noah doing repeatedly on the floating ark?
(a) blowing the steam whistle.
(b) dancing a jig.
(c) playing his banjo.
(d) drinking his liquour.

13. Back in heaven with God looking seriously at the audience, what does Gabriel want to do?
(a) smoke a cigar.
(b) blow his trumpet.
(c) call up the Devil.
(d) take a look at Earth.

14. What land do Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob declare as the best property on earth?
(a) Egypt.
(b) the land of Canaan.
(c) Rome.
(d) the Tigris valley.

15. When does Hezdrel tell God to leave the battle area?
(a) when the bugle blows.
(b) in the middle of the night.
(c) after the battle is won.
(d) as daylight nears.

Short Answer Questions

1. What is Moses doing when God arrives?

2. Who appears after the King orders the Prophet shot?

3. How is the King of Babylon announced to the court?

4. Why does the Head Magician of Egypt say he cannot do tricks right away?

5. Back in heaven, what is God doing?

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