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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapters 7-8, 'The Lowest-Paid Male Escort on the Entire Eastern Seaboard, Except for Maybe the Bronx' and 'Are Those Your Fingers in My Mouth, or Are You Just Happy to Not See Me?'.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Where is the Schwa hiding when Old Man Crawley discovers him and Antsy in his home?
(a) Behind a curtain.
(b) Under a desk.
(c) In the bathroom.
(d) In the garage.

2. What is Antsy's real name in the novel?
(a) Thomas Anthony Malnati.
(b) John Michael Anthony.
(c) Anthony Bonano.
(d) Robert Anthony Talladino.

3. What do Antsy and his friends get the Schwa to wear in the boys' bathroom?
(a) A bikini.
(b) An orange sombrero.
(c) A ski mask.
(d) High heels.

4. Who laughs that Antsy and his friends lost the bet in Chapter 5?
(a) Howie.
(b) Ira.
(c) Antsy.
(d) Wendell Tiggor.

5. How much do the student officers agree to pay a week to keep the Schwa on retainer?
(a) $10.
(b) $50.
(c) $20.
(d) $100.

Short Answer Questions

1. Which one of the seven capital sins is defined as spiritual or emotional apathy?

2. Who dares the Schwa to sneak into Old Man Crawley's apartment in Chapter 4?

3. Lexie can tell when the Schwa is present more than others in the novel for what reason?

4. What refers to an area to the side and slightly behind a driver's field of vision that is not reflected in the vehicle's rear view mirror?

5. What was apparently the original name of the Schwa family in the Old World?

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