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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapters 5-6, 'Which Is Worse: Getting Mauled by a Pack of Dogs, or Getting Your Brains Bashed Out by a Steel Poker?' and 'As If I Didn't Already Have Enough Annoying Things to Do Every Day, Now I Gotta Do This'.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What do Antsy and his friends get the Schwa to do in the boys' bathroom?
(a) Perform the President's speech.
(b) Sing a patriotic song.
(c) Perform a rap duet.
(d) Cartwheels.

2. What is the name of the "unbreakable" dummy Antsy's father asks him to test?
(a) Manny Bullpucky.
(b) Orville Ox.
(c) Stanley Stump.
(d) Diamond Dave.

3. The third experiment that Antsy and his friends carry out with the Schwa in Chapter 3 is to ______________.
(a) Pass through airport security with an iron bar in his pocket.
(b) Pass through airport security with a gun.
(c) Break into a local bank.
(d) Sneak into Old Man Crawley's house.

4. When Antsy and the Schwa are discovered in Old Man Crawley's home, he comes at them brandishing what weapon?
(a) A pistol.
(b) A steel poker.
(c) A stun gun.
(d) A brick.

5. What is the Schwa dared to bring back from Old Man Crawley's home in Chapter 4?
(a) A dagger.
(b) A dog bowl.
(c) A soup bowl.
(d) A mixing bowl.

Short Answer Questions

1. Who dares the Schwa to sneak into Old Man Crawley's apartment in Chapter 4?

2. What is the name of the company where Antsy's father works?

3. Who laughs that Antsy and his friends lost the bet in Chapter 5?

4. How much do the student officers agree to pay a week to keep the Schwa on retainer?

5. What kind of dogs does Old Man Crawley have?

(see the answer key)

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