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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapters 5-6, 'Which Is Worse: Getting Mauled by a Pack of Dogs, or Getting Your Brains Bashed Out by a Steel Poker?' and 'As If I Didn't Already Have Enough Annoying Things to Do Every Day, Now I Gotta Do This'.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. In Chapter 4, children put bets on dares such as having the Schwa enter what location?
(a) Their parents' closets.
(b) The principal's office.
(c) The girls' locker room.
(d) The sorority house.

2. Why is the Schwa unable to steal a bowl from Old Man Crawley's home in Chapter 5?
(a) It is too heavy.
(b) He couldn't find one.
(c) It is nailed to the floor.
(d) Because there is a dog attached.

3. What makes the Schwa's and Antsy's job for Old Man Crawley particularly time-consuming in Chapter 6?
(a) The dogs get tangled up with each other.
(b) The dogs need to be walked ten miles.
(c) They can only walk one dog at a time.
(d) The ground is covered with snow.

4. What breaks off the dummy when Antsy and his friends throw it off a bridge in their first experiment?
(a) The foot.
(b) The arm.
(c) The hand.
(d) The head.

5. Who in the novel is mentally handicapped due to brain trauma?
(a) The Schwa's father.
(b) Howie.
(c) Old Man Crawley.
(d) The Schwa's Mother.

Short Answer Questions

1. How much do the student officers agree to pay a week to keep the Schwa on retainer?

2. What do Antsy and his friends intend to do with the plastic dummy when they meet up in Chapter 3?

3. Off what bridge do Antsy and his friends decide to throw the dummy for their first test?

4. The third experiment that Antsy and his friends carry out with the Schwa in Chapter 3 is to ______________.

5. Who dares the Schwa to sneak into Old Man Crawley's apartment in Chapter 4?

(see the answer key)

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