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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapters 3-4, 'Quantizing the Schwa Effect Using the Scientific Method, and All That Garbage' and 'Making Big Bucks off of Stealth Economics, Because Maybe I Got Some Business Sense'.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Who suggests experimenting with the Schwa in order to quantify the Schwa effect in Chapter 3?
(a) Ira.
(b) Howie.
(c) Antsy.
(d) The Schwa.

2. Who dares the Schwa to sneak into Old Man Crawley's apartment in Chapter 4?
(a) Antsy.
(b) Ira.
(c) Wendell Tiggor.
(d) Howie.

3. What is the name of the "unbreakable" dummy Antsy's father asks him to test?
(a) Orville Ox.
(b) Manny Bullpucky.
(c) Stanley Stump.
(d) Diamond Dave.

4. What was apparently the original name of the Schwa family in the Old World?
(a) Schwartz.
(b) Schwainwright.
(c) Schwarpetz.
(d) Schwappane.

5. What do Antsy and his friends get the Schwa to do in the boys' bathroom?
(a) Cartwheels.
(b) Sing a patriotic song.
(c) Perform a rap duet.
(d) Perform the President's speech.

Short Answer Questions

1. A girl agrees to pay to see the Schwa do what in Chapter 4?

2. What refers to an area to the side and slightly behind a driver's field of vision that is not reflected in the vehicle's rear view mirror?

3. What does Old Man Crawley live above?

4. Where do the boys meet to discuss the Schwa in Chapter 2?

5. Old Man Crawley owns what kind of business?

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