The crazy thing is, I used to actually like sports. But that was back in preschool, when sports were still FUN.”
-- Greg (N/A)

Importance: This is an important quote because it is one of several examples of how Greg feels sports are supposed to be. He later writes about how much fun he and the other guys have in the elementary school gym, playing with the little kids' sports equipment. Greg does not understand why people get so wrapped up in sports. To him, organized sports are not very much fun.

The best thing about being an athlete is that you can retire YOUNG. And that would be great for a person like me, because there are lots of places I'd like to visit and things I'd like to see.”
-- Greg (N/A)

Importance: This is typical of Greg's attitude. He is always looking for a short cut or an easy answer to a difficult situation.

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-- Greg ( N/A)