2. What question regarding Shakespeare's works does "But Soft...Real Soft" attempt to address?
(a) The motivation of his works.
(b) How good his writing really was.
(c) The iambic pentameter of his sonnets.
(d) The authenticity of his works.

3. What is the name of a tiny bird that refers to itself in the third person?
(a) Tom.
(b) An orchy.
(c) A nurk.
(d) A myna.

4. Who is suspected of being the gem thief?
(a) Frank, the museum security guard
(b) Leonard Handleman.
(c) Kermit Kroll.
(d) Tonya Toggle.

5. After reading the ransom note and speaking to Kermit, what conclusion does Inspector Ford come to?
(a) Two neighbors kiddnapped Kermit because they hate the Krolls.
(b) The kidnappers were Russian.
(c) Kermit was in on the kidnapping.
(d) It was just a practical joke.

6. From what time period did the phrase "spiffy" presumably originate?
(a) Colonial.
(b) Stone Age.
(c) Victorian.
(d) Medieval.

7. What happens at towards the end of the play that causes the actors to have to ad-lib the the ending?
(a) Diabetes gets locked in the bathroom.
(b) The machine accidentally kills the actor playing Zeus.
(c) The actor playing the King is called away on urgent business.
(d) Doris decides to put on a one woman show.

8. What does Allen say before hanging up on Diabetes?
(a) To kick Hepatitis off the set.
(b) That he is hungry and wants matzo balls.
(c) That he is on his way to the play ASAP.
(d) To call him later and let him know how the play ends.

9. How does Mrs. Freem explain her husband's death?
(a) She accidentally hit him with her car.
(b) She accidentally shot him while hunting.
(c) He fell out of a window.
(d) He slipped while showering.

10. Who comes into the play claiming to be the author of the audience?
(a) Hugo Weaving.
(b) Mark Twain.
(c) Marcus Strauss.
(d) Lorenzo Miller.

11. What was it that the Minister of Justice died while attempting to eat?
(a) Creme Brulee
(b) Jumbo Pie.
(c) A bagette.
(d) Shrimp.

12. Why does Doris refuse to speak with Woody Allen?
(a) She is much to interested in the play.
(b) She does not talk to strangers.
(c) She hates speaking on the phone.
(d) She is not a fan of his work.

13. How does Vincent put his patients to sleep?
(a) Novocain.
(b) By knocking them out.
(c) Laughing gas.
(d) By reading them Dreiser.

14. What type of animal is a flying snoll?
(a) A giraffe.
(b) A lizard.
(c) A fish.
(d) A caterpillar.

15. Which nation does the phrase humble pie originate from?
(a) Canada.
(b) America.
(c) France.
(d) Norway.