2. What happens at towards the end of the play that causes the actors to have to ad-lib the the ending?
(a) Diabetes gets locked in the bathroom.
(b) The actor playing the King is called away on urgent business.
(c) The machine accidentally kills the actor playing Zeus.
(d) Doris decides to put on a one woman show.

3. Why does Diabetes insist that the play must have an ending?
(a) Because it is the law.
(b) Because everything in nature must have an end.
(c) Because the ending is the best part.
(d) Because no one will come see an endless play.

4. Who is the author of Alice in Wonderland?
(a) Marlowe.
(b) Carroll.
(c) Shakespeare.
(d) Hathaway.

5. After reading the ransom note and speaking to Kermit, what conclusion does Inspector Ford come to?
(a) It was just a practical joke.
(b) The kidnappers were Russian.
(c) Kermit was in on the kidnapping.
(d) Two neighbors kiddnapped Kermit because they hate the Krolls.

6. Who is the critic analyzing O'Shawn's poem?
(a) An unnamed critic.
(b) T.S. Eliot.
(c) O'Shawn.
(d) William Black.

7. What question regarding Shakespeare's works does "But Soft...Real Soft" attempt to address?
(a) The authenticity of his works.
(b) The iambic pentameter of his sonnets.
(c) How good his writing really was.
(d) The motivation of his works.

8. What type of animal is a flying snoll?
(a) A lizard.
(b) A caterpillar.
(c) A giraffe.
(d) A fish.

9. What animal does the reader learn O'Shawn is afraid of?
(a) Pot-bellied pigs.
(b) Penguins.
(c) Muskrats.
(d) Sharks.

10. What subject is Doris Levine majoring in at school?
(a) Philosophy.
(b) Mathematics.
(c) Physical Education.
(d) Dance.

11. What fear does the critic note O'Shawn have after learning about the Trojan horse?
(a) The fear of people hailing from Troy.
(b) The fear of wooden toys.
(c) Fear of large horses.
(d) Fear of receiving contaminated gifts.

12. What does Diabetes state choas may equate to?
(a) War.
(b) Freedom.
(c) A good ending.
(d) Laughs.

13. Who does Emperor Ho Sin see when he looks in the mirror.
(a) A plumber.
(b) Himself.
(c) His twin brother.
(d) The magician in the mirror.

14. Which of the following authors are not mentioned in the essay "But soft...Real Soft"?
(a) Pepys.
(b) Austen.
(c) Milton.
(d) Raleigh.

15. What political/social ideal did Weinstein contemplate adopting?
(a) Industrialism.
(b) Monarchy.
(c) Socialism.
(d) Communism.