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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What secret does Netta reveal about Dorf?
(a) That she is a man.
(b) That she can breathe fire.
(c) That she loves his brother.
(d) That he is really a dwarf.

2. In the end, what does God do just before Abraham is about to sacrifice Issac?
(a) He tells Abraham to kill Issac good and dead.
(b) God strikes Abraham down.
(c) God takes Issac away in a cloud of fire.
(d) He tells Abraham is was just a joke.

3. What does Berte do when she hears that Henrick has left for Oslo?
(a) She kills herself.
(b) She retreats to Paris to suffer.
(c) She follows him.
(d) She marries Jean Claude.

4. What does Woody's brother use to beat him over the head?
(a) A small child.
(b) A pig bladder.
(c) A dinosaur bone.
(d) A rubber chicken.

5. What letter does Woody know his girlfriend by?
(a) V.
(b) T.
(c) B.
(d) W.

6. Why does Sigmund go to secretarial school?
(a) To impress Justine.
(b) To learn shorthand.
(c) To earn his law degree.
(d) Because it was prophesied.

7. What weapon does Flossie pull on Kaiser?
(a) Nunchucks.
(b) A crossbow.
(c) A large dagger.
(d) A gun.

8. How much does Gina charge Kleinman for kissing her?
(a) $12.
(b) $1.
(c) $0.75.
(d) $6.

9. What reason does the killer give for murdering all those people?
(a) He is murdering everyone who was ever mean to him.
(b) He believes that he is God.
(c) He was mistreated as a child.
(d) None, reasons are for the sane.

10. Which of the following does God do to test Job's faithfulness to him?
(a) He does not talk to Job for a year.
(b) Has Job arrested for tax fraud.
(c) Eats all Job's favorite ice cream.
(d) Smacks Mrs. Job in the head with a polo mallet.

11. What is one way the oppressors can end a hunger strike according to Allen?
(a) By eating smelly foods in front of the strikers.
(b) By changing the law to make hunger strikes illegal.
(c) Tempt the protesters into eating.
(d) Offering everyone money.

12. How does Woody feel about the fact that he hates his father?
(a) Guilty.
(b) Angry.
(c) Fine.
(d) Tired.

13. What does Allen state about money and happiness?
(a) It does not matter if you are poor if you have your health.
(b) Better to be rich then happy.
(c) Money is utterly unnecessary.
(d) Money is preferable to being poor, even though you cannot buy happiness.

14. What is the name of Dorf's brother?
(a) Antonious.
(b) Charles.
(c) Hedwig.
(d) Eyeowulf.

15. What secret does Kaiser find out about Flossie?
(a) That she is a genious.
(b) That she has aspirations of writing her own book one day.
(c) That she cannot even read.
(d) That she is really a he.

Short Answer Questions

1. Why does the narrator believe there are no later plays by Allen?

2. What is Dmitri?

3. Which insect does one of the women in "The Predators" fall in love with?

4. Who is the only group member left at the door by the time vigilant Kleinman is ready to go?

5. What is the doctor's last dying request of Kleinman?

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