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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What happens to the merchant's t-shirts when he adds the animal to them as God suggested?
(a) They look like costumes.
(b) No one buys them at all.
(c) They are bought only by women under the age of 36.
(d) They are hugely successful.

2. What type of civil disobedience is Allen describing?
(a) Non-violent.
(b) Violent.
(c) Religiously based.
(d) Gender based.

3. During a sit down strike, what position should probably be avoided as it is not as effective?
(a) Lying down.
(b) Crouching.
(c) Eating.
(d) Sitting cross-legged.

4. What question does a dead husband ask his living wife during a seance?
(a) If she ever really loved him.
(b) Where the remote control was.
(c) Why she had not remarried.
(d) How long chicken needs to broil.

5. Whose works are Woody Allen's compared to?
(a) Shelley.
(b) Beyonce.
(c) Bacon.
(d) Paul McCartney.

6. What word is repeated in the scrolls that is possible evidence that they are forgeries?
(a) Hollywood.
(b) Britney Spears.
(c) Rotor tiller.
(d) Oldsmobile.

7. How long had Mr. Dubbs's brother been dead when he saw his ghost?
(a) 2 weeks.
(b) 24 hours.
(c) 14 years.
(d) 6 months.

8. How does Sigmund kill himself?
(a) By swallowing a barbell.
(b) He does not kill himself.
(c) Running head first into a brick wall.
(d) He jumps out of a plane without a parachute.

9. Which of the following does God do to test Job's faithfulness to him?
(a) Smacks Mrs. Job in the head with a polo mallet.
(b) Eats all Job's favorite ice cream.
(c) He does not talk to Job for a year.
(d) Has Job arrested for tax fraud.

10. What letter does Woody know his girlfriend by?
(a) W.
(b) B.
(c) T.
(d) V.

11. Who does Woody's girlfriend run away with?
(a) The mayor.
(b) A woman named June.
(c) His brother.
(d) A circus geek.

12. What form does Von Epps take before he abducts Yvette?
(a) The form of Sigmund.
(b) The form of a small child looking for help.
(c) The form of yesterday's laundry.
(d) The form of her bed.

13. What are the pests on a quest for in "The Predators"?
(a) A buttered roll.
(b) A new ant hill.
(c) Making a new web.
(d) Storing up nuts for the winter.

14. What happens to Klavar Akdal when the roof of the hen house collapses on him?
(a) He can see the future.
(b) He is left forever blind and bald.
(c) He dies.
(d) He is crippled on the right side of his body.

15. What is one way the oppressors can end a hunger strike according to Allen?
(a) By changing the law to make hunger strikes illegal.
(b) Tempt the protesters into eating.
(c) Offering everyone money.
(d) By eating smelly foods in front of the strikers.

Short Answer Questions

1. What is it that the oppressors want to maintain?

2. What year does Dr. Twelge claim was a popular year for spirits to leave their bodies and go to India?

3. What happened to the oppressed post revolution?

4. Who is the narrator in the section "Early Essays"?

5. Who helped catch the Dusseldorf Strangler?

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