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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Where does Sir Arthur Nurney end up after his teleportation while in the bath?
(a) The Vienna Symphony Orchestra.
(b) Seattle, WA.
(c) In her Royal Higness's bed chambers.
(d) The Chrysler Building.

2. What is the name of Dr. Osgood Mulford Twelge's soon to be released book?
(a) Shudder!
(b) Boo!
(c) Ghost.
(d) Hocus Pocus.

3. Who is the narrator in the section "Early Essays"?
(a) It is an unnamed narrator.
(b) It is Allen's best childhood friend.
(c) It is a literary critic.
(d) It is Allen himself.

4. What weapon does the killer use to murder Kleinman?
(a) A large lead pipe.
(b) A pistol.
(c) He strangles Kleinman with his hands.
(d) A switchblade.

5. Who is the only individual that knows the entire plan to catch the strangler?
(a) Johan.
(b) Hacker.
(c) Mike.
(d) Al.

6. Why does Abraham believe that the command to sacrifice his son has come from God?
(a) Because he saw God when he commanded it.
(b) Because God sent him a letter and signed it at the bottom.
(c) Because he just does.
(d) Because the voice he heard was deep, resonant, and well-modulated, and therefore must be God's.

7. Who is Hans Spiro?
(a) A famed clairvoyant.
(b) The town mayor.
(c) Kleinman's father-in-law.
(d) The chief of police.

8. How long had Mr. Dubbs's brother been dead when he saw his ghost?
(a) 14 years.
(b) 2 weeks.
(c) 6 months.
(d) 24 hours.

9. Who is the narrator in The Scrolls?
(a) An unknown narrator.
(b) The shepherd.
(c) God.
(d) Archeologists.

10. What is the name of Dorf's brother?
(a) Eyeowulf.
(b) Hedwig.
(c) Antonious.
(d) Charles.

11. What is the name of the old battle-ax vigilante Kleinman has?
(a) The Hammer.
(b) Black Knight.
(c) Anna.
(d) Craig.

12. Why is Woody plagued with doubts about God?
(a) Because his name is Woody.
(b) Because he loves his family.
(c) Because he is an atheist.
(d) Because of cruel and silly accidents.

13. How does Woody feel about the fact that he hates his father?
(a) Tired.
(b) Guilty.
(c) Angry.
(d) Fine.

14. What is at the end of The Scrolls?
(a) Laws and Proverbs.
(b) A story about Queen Elizabeth.
(c) The history of God's people.
(d) A church schedule.

15. Who does God make a bet with regarding Job's faithfulness to God?
(a) Zeus.
(b) Michael the Archangel.
(c) Woody Allen.
(d) Satan.

Short Answer Questions

1. What role does Flossie play in this story?

2. What is the front for Flossie's call girls service?

3. What is it that Dorf is trying to get from his brother?

4. What form does Von Epps take before he abducts Yvette?

5. What conclusion does Allen come to in "On Tripping Through a Copse Picking Violets"?

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