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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What is Word Babcock's line of work?
(a) Joy-buzzer manufacturer
(b) Toilet paper factory manager.
(c) Pizza delivery man.
(d) Bus driver.

2. Which of the following does Woody not say is necessary for true love?
(a) General proximity.
(b) Tenderness.
(c) Adherence to the same religious beliefs.
(d) A modest quantity of raw physical strength.

3. According to the narrator what have Jorgen Lovborg's plays brought about?
(a) A sense of hope for all Scandinavian playwrights.
(b) The true depiction of comedy.
(c) A good example of a strong male character.
(d) A safer means of weighing herring.

4. What is the name of Dr. Osgood Mulford Twelge's soon to be released book?
(a) Ghost.
(b) Hocus Pocus.
(c) Shudder!
(d) Boo!

5. What is it that the oppressed want in a revolution?
(a) To enjoy the fruits of their labors.
(b) Change.
(c) The end of the exploitation by the oppressors.
(d) All answers are correct.

6. What does the ghost of Mr. Dubbs's brother do to Mrs. Dubbs?
(a) Tries to murder her.
(b) Levitates her over the dinner table for twenty minutes.
(c) Comes to her in dreams.
(d) Sings a song to her at her birthday party.

7. Why is Woody plagued with doubts about God?
(a) Because he is an atheist.
(b) Because he loves his family.
(c) Because his name is Woody.
(d) Because of cruel and silly accidents.

8. What secret does Kaiser find out about Flossie?
(a) That she is a genious.
(b) That she cannot even read.
(c) That she has aspirations of writing her own book one day.
(d) That she is really a he.

9. What does Mr. Dubbs's brother warn his still-living siblings about?
(a) He warns them not to look a gift horse in the mouth.
(b) He warns them against listening to the weather man.
(c) He warns that a dark blue suit and argyle socks were a bad idea.
(d) He warns that a storm is coming and they won't be in Kansas anymore.

10. What role does Flossie play in this story?
(a) She is a police woman.
(b) She is Word's wife.
(c) She is the madam of the call-girl service.
(d) She is a professor at a nearby university.

11. How many scenes are in the play "A Day in the Life of a Doe"?
(a) Five.
(b) One.
(c) Three.
(d) Twelve.

12. What does Woody's brother use to beat him over the head?
(a) A pig bladder.
(b) A rubber chicken.
(c) A small child.
(d) A dinosaur bone.

13. What is Kleinman doing when the group of men come to call him to their vigilante hunt?
(a) Showering.
(b) Watching television.
(c) Eating dinner.
(d) Sleeping.

14. What has Henrick taken with him to Oslo?
(a) His mistress.
(b) Nothing.
(c) A dog named Sally.
(d) His geranium.

15. Where does Sir Arthur Nurney end up after his teleportation while in the bath?
(a) Seattle, WA.
(b) The Chrysler Building.
(c) The Vienna Symphony Orchestra.
(d) In her Royal Higness's bed chambers.

Short Answer Questions

1. Who is the only group member left at the door by the time vigilant Kleinman is ready to go?

2. What request does Job make of God toward the end of his story?

3. What reason does the killer give for murdering all those people?

4. What material does Woody end up burning?

5. Which insect does one of the women in "The Predators" fall in love with?

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