View a FREE sample

This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through If the Impressionists Had Been Dentists.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What is coming out of Woody's ears towards the end of "Selections from the Allen Notebooks"?
(a) Music.
(b) Scrolls.
(c) Hair.
(d) Tears.

2. What does the doctor want to do to the strangler?
(a) Give him a taste of this own medicine.
(b) Throw him off a very tall building.
(c) Dissect him down to the last chromosome.
(d) Put him in jail for life.

3. In which of the essays is morality discussed?
(a) "On Youth and Age."
(b) "On Morality."
(c) "On the Ethics of Today."
(d) "On Tripping Through a Copse Picking Violets."

4. What does Hedvig offer to do at the end of "I Prefer to Yodel"?
(a) She offers to make Thanksgiving dinner.
(b) She offers to wash everyones shorts.
(c) She offers to sing a yodel.
(d) She offers to mow the lawn.

5. What does Diabetes state choas may equate to?
(a) Laughs.
(b) Freedom.
(c) A good ending.
(d) War.

Short Answer Questions

1. Where does the title of this collection of stories come from?

2. What does Woody's brother use to beat him over the head?

3. What does Mr. Dubbs's brother warn his still-living siblings about?

4. What secret does Kaiser find out about Flossie?

5. Who is the narrator in The Scrolls?

(see the answer key)

This section contains 298 words (approx. 1 page at 300 words per page) View a FREE sample