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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through If the Impressionists Had Been Dentists.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What is it that the oppressed want in a revolution?
(a) All answers are correct.
(b) The end of the exploitation by the oppressors.
(c) Change.
(d) To enjoy the fruits of their labors.

2. What object did the poets fiance fall off of?
(a) A horse.
(b) A roof.
(c) A train.
(d) A mountain.

3. What letter does Woody know his girlfriend by?
(a) B.
(b) V.
(c) W.
(d) T.

4. How does Sigmund kill himself?
(a) By swallowing a barbell.
(b) He jumps out of a plane without a parachute.
(c) He does not kill himself.
(d) Running head first into a brick wall.

5. What does Woody's brother use to beat him over the head?
(a) A dinosaur bone.
(b) A pig bladder.
(c) A rubber chicken.
(d) A small child.

Short Answer Questions

1. What question does a dead husband ask his living wife during a seance?

2. Why does Sigmund go to secretarial school?

3. What reason does the suicide note give for Mr. Walker taking his own life?

4. Where does Leonard Handleman work?

5. What does Hepatitis note as not having an end?

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