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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through If the Impressionists Had Been Dentists.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What request does Job make of God toward the end of his story?
(a) That God take his job more seriously.
(b) He asks God for 100 days without rain.
(c) That God will leave him alone forever.
(d) He asks God for a new house.

2. According to Allen, why is a sit-down strike effective?
(a) Because the lawmakers hate seeing crowds of sitters.
(b) Because all the seats are now taken.
(c) Because no one is at work.
(d) Because people are making an obstacle of themselves.

3. Which of his doctor's does O'Shawn appear to mention in his poem?
(a) His dentist.
(b) His chiropractor.
(c) His podiatrist.
(d) His orthodontist.

4. What is Kleinman doing when the group of men come to call him to their vigilante hunt?
(a) Sleeping.
(b) Showering.
(c) Eating dinner.
(d) Watching television.

5. What does Mr. Sykes's spirit attempt to shoplift?
(a) A tie.
(b) A loaf of bread.
(c) A nice pair of leather boots.
(d) A large set of knives.

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Kaiser find the girls studying when he arrives at Flossie's call-girl center of operations?

2. What does Allen say before hanging up on Diabetes?

3. Why does Doris refuse to speak with Woody Allen?

4. What mythical creature has the head of an accountant?

5. How old is Kermit Kroll when he is kidnapped?

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