1. What was the nature of the Prince of Wales story Mencken tells in "The Art Eternal"?
(a) The Prince of Wales lied in order to protect the virtues of a woman.
(b) The Prince of Wales stole in order to feed his citizens.
(c) The Prince of Wales framed a murderer he could not imprison by lawful means.
(d) The Prince of Wales begged for alms, in order to display his humility.

2. According to "Quid Est Veritas?," what kind of religion professes to know God exactly and completely?
(a) Admirable religions.
(b) Primitive religions.
(c) Perfect religions.
(d) American religions.

3. Per "Mr. Justice Holmes," which of the following might Mencken say about the legislature as a state organization?
(a) It is immune to corruption.
(b) Despite its flaws, it always acts in the interest of the people.
(c) It is run by the aristocracy.
(d) It is subject to special interests and blackmail.

4. What human flaw does democracy depend upon, according to Mencken?
(a) Envy.
(b) Rage.
(c) Vanity.
(d) Greed.

5. What did Mencken conclude in his examination of rulings in "Mr. Justice Holmes"?
(a) Justice Holmes ruled too often in favor of the powers that be, rather than the people.
(b) Mencken slyly suggests Holmes should tuck chickens under his arms because of his chicken-like cowardice.
(c) Justice Holmes ruled too often for rabble-rousers, and not often enough for the aristocracy.
(d) Justice Holmes rendered fantastically bizarre rulings, and should be impeached.