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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. How many times a day does Howie typically use the escalator?
(a) 5.
(b) 2.
(c) 4.
(d) 6.
2. Howie says eyebrows rise reflexively when people do what?
(a) Tell a lie.
(b) Laugh.
(c) Sneeze.
(d) Bring an object to toward their face.
3. What does Howie call his observation about the different speeds of the escalator handrail and steps?
(a) Slopage.
(b) Shortage.
(c) Slippage.
(d) Shrinkage.
4. What does Howie consider to be an honor to use in the corporate bathroom?
(a) Soap dispensers.
(b) Paper towel dispenser.
(c) Urinals.
(d) Hot air hand dryer.
5. What does Howie purchase regularly at CVS?
(a) Nude magazines.
(b) Earplugs.
(c) Coffee.
(d) Shoelaces.
Short Answer Questions
1. How many bathroom breaks is Howie allotted a day?
2. Howie desires to gain a encyclopedic knowledge of the relationship between _______.
3. What does Howie imagine the women doing in the corporate bathroom?
4. Which product did Howie begin using after coming to work at the mezzanine?
5. Where is there a major difference between home and corporate bathroom?
Short Essay Questions
1. What are some of the differences Howie notices between corporate bathrooms and home bathrooms?
2. Why does Howie need to purchase earplugs every week?
3. Howie does Howie think his corporation flaunts their status?
4. What does Howie note that he is surprised about in the men's bathroom?
5. What causes Howie to consider the intentions of the inventors of the escalator?
6. What do Howie's observations about shampoos lead him to consider?
7. What does Howie notice about tunes whistled in the men's room?
8. In what way does Howie consider life to be like footnotes?
9. What are some of the odd personal habits of various philosophers that Howie describes?
10. What does Howie consider to be the quintessential question about lunch hours?
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