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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What don't the executives do in the corporate bathroom?
(a) Greet Howie.
(b) Sing.
(c) Wash hands.
(d) Read the paper.

2. Howie compares vending machines to _______.
(a) Office buildings.
(b) Trains.
(c) Trucks.
(d) Freight elevators.

3. Howie then notes some architectural details of the ____ as he finishes his lunch break on the plaza.
(a) Bench.
(b) Fountain.
(c) Sidewalk.
(d) Mailbox.

4. How many times a day does Howie typically use the escalator?
(a) 4.
(b) 2.
(c) 5.
(d) 6.

5. Howie discovers that the authors Lecky, Boswell and Gibbon loved ___________
(a) Footnotes.
(b) Paper towels.
(c) Escalators.
(d) Milk.

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Howie do along with washing his face in the bathroom?

2. How much money does Howie consider putting towards his Visa bill?

3. What would Howie steal from parent's closet when he was little?

4. What does Abe joke his shoelaces are made from?

5. What term does Howie give for the reoccurring of thoughts?

Short Essay Questions

1. How can Howie reach a majority of adult thoughts?

2. Who does Howie see in the bathroom engaging in what he considers to be poor bathroom etiquette?

3. Why does Howie consider CVS to be the diary of stores?

4. In what way does Howie consider life to be like footnotes?

5. What does Howie notice as he rushes out the revolving door and onto the plaza for his lunch break?

6. Howie does Howie think his corporation flaunts their status?

7. What do Howie's observations about shampoos lead him to consider?

8. What observations does Howie make about vending machines?

9. What does Abe jokingly claim to Howie while they talk in the men's room?

10. What observations does Howie make about his Revere saucepan?

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