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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 13.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Who in Howie's life is allergic to milk?
(a) Mom.
(b) L.
(c) Abe.
(d) Sister.

2. How many times a day does Howie typically use the escalator?
(a) 5.
(b) 2.
(c) 6.
(d) 4.

3. What is supposed to be such a common sight that office workers don't comment about it?
(a) Janitors.
(b) Window washers.
(c) Copiers.
(d) Affairs.

4. What does Howie consider to be an honor to use in the corporate bathroom?
(a) Urinals.
(b) Paper towel dispenser.
(c) Soap dispensers.
(d) Hot air hand dryer.

5. Howie tells a story in Chapter 10 about interrupting a conversation by doing what?
(a) Brushing his teeth.
(b) Urinating loudly.
(c) Tripping.
(d) Passing gas.

Short Answer Questions

1. What image does Howie conjure to help him urinate under stress?

2. How many shirts does Howie own when he first started working at the mezzanine?

3. What did Howie's father hang on the doorknobs of their home?

4. What does Howie call his theory for shoelace wearing?

5. What has broken at the beginning of Chapter 2?

(see the answer key)

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