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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Where does Abe joke that he gets his shoelaces flow in from daily?
(a) Florida.
(b) France.
(c) Italy.
(d) Texas.

2. The corporate bathroom is the one place a _____ can feel important.
(a) Woman.
(b) New hire.
(c) Janitor.
(d) Man.

3. What don't the executives do in the corporate bathroom?
(a) Wash hands.
(b) Read the paper.
(c) Sing.
(d) Greet Howie.

4. What is the name of the publishing house of the book Howie reads on his lunch break?
(a) Simon and Schuster.
(b) Random House.
(c) Penguin.
(d) Knopf.

5. How much did Howie pay for popcorn?
(a) $2.
(b) $.75.
(c) $.50.
(d) $1.

6. How many times has Howie been in the situation of being too nervous to urinate in the men's room?
(a) 35.
(b) 25.
(c) 45.
(d) 15.

7. Which of these things does Howie NOT purchase on his way back from CVS?
(a) Soda.
(b) Cookie.
(c) Hot dog.
(d) Milk.

8. How much money does Howie consider putting towards his Visa bill?
(a) $100.
(b) $300.
(c) $200.
(d) $400.

9. Howie sees the design flaw in escalators as the steps being ______.
(a) Too tall.
(b) Too fast.
(c) Too short.
(d) Too wide.

10. What vending machine did Howie mourn the loss of?
(a) Hot beverages.
(b) Pepsi.
(c) Cigarette.
(d) Ice cream sandwiches.

11. Howie compares his urination to a ________.
(a) Waterfall.
(b) River.
(c) Rope.
(d) Path.

12. How many bathroom breaks is Howie allotted a day?
(a) 6.
(b) 1.
(c) 2.
(d) 4.

13. What job does Howie speculate that he will not be able to stand?
(a) Mail man.
(b) Checking passports.
(c) Doctor.
(d) Cleaning escalators.

14. What does Howie watch as he eats popcorn and walks to CVS?
(a) Buses.
(b) New cars.
(c) Women.
(d) Construction workers.

15. Which product did Howie begin using after coming to work at the mezzanine?
(a) Aftershave.
(b) Shampoo.
(c) Deoderant.
(d) Shaving cream.

Short Answer Questions

1. What skill is Howie particularly proud of?

2. What does Howie compare the stationary riders on the escalator to?

3. Howie compares vending machines to _______.

4. Howie desires to gain a encyclopedic knowledge of the relationship between _______.

5. What does Howie purchase from Radio Shack for his first apartment?

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