2. What job does Howie speculate that he will not be able to stand?
(a) Cleaning escalators.
(b) Mail man.
(c) Doctor.
(d) Checking passports.

3. What does Howie purchase regularly at CVS?
(a) Coffee.
(b) Shoelaces.
(c) Earplugs.
(d) Nude magazines.

4. What word is Howie staring at as he stands at the urinal?
(a) Kohler.
(b) Sealtest.
(c) Moen.
(d) Eljer.

5. What is the name of the second theory Howie has about his broken shoelaces?
(a) Pulled too hard model.
(b) Daily fray model.
(c) Pull-fray model.
(d) Daily pull model.

6. How many choices are there in the newest vending machine on the mezzanine?
(a) 12.
(b) 25.
(c) 35.
(d) 10.

7. How many trees does Howie notice in the plaza?
(a) None.
(b) 15.
(c) 10.
(d) 20.

8. What does Abe start whistling as he leaves the men's bathroom?
(a) "Clementine."
(b) "Oh, Susannah."
(c) "I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy."
(d) "I Knew an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly."

9. How much money does Howie consider putting towards his Visa bill?
(a) $300.
(b) $400.
(c) $100.
(d) $200.

10. The vending machine thoughts include a footnote about _______.
(a) Trains.
(b) Cars.
(c) Mugs.
(d) Elevators.

11. How many times a day does Howie typically use the escalator?
(a) 6.
(b) 2.
(c) 5.
(d) 4.

12. What does Howie consider to be unprofessional behavior in the men's bathroom?
(a) Reading the newspaper.
(b) Singing.
(c) Passing gas.
(d) Brushing teeth.

13. Who gets the get-well poster for Ray at work?
(a) Bill.
(b) Abe.
(c) Tina.
(d) Howie.

14. What does Howie discuss in his last footnote in Chapter 13?
(a) Cash registers.
(b) Soap.
(c) Dust bunnies.
(d) Coin rolls.

15. What invention does Howie praise lavishly while visiting the corporate bathroom?
(a) Self-flushers.
(b) Hand dryers.
(c) Toilet paper perforations.
(d) Double doors.