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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Howie says eyebrows rise reflexively when people do what?
(a) Laugh.
(b) Sneeze.
(c) Bring an object to toward their face.
(d) Tell a lie.

2. Which product did Howie begin using after coming to work at the mezzanine?
(a) Deoderant.
(b) Aftershave.
(c) Shaving cream.
(d) Shampoo.

3. Who gets the get-well poster for Ray at work?
(a) Howie.
(b) Abe.
(c) Tina.
(d) Bill.

4. How many sinks are there in the men's bathroom?
(a) 6.
(b) 2.
(c) 4.
(d) 5.

5. What does Howie imagine the women doing in the corporate bathroom?
(a) Fixing pantyhose.
(b) Dancing.
(c) Brushing hair.
(d) Putting on lip gloss.

6. How many hand towels does Howie use to wash his face in the men's room?
(a) 4.
(b) 2.
(c) 5.
(d) 3.

7. How many trees does Howie notice in the plaza?
(a) 20.
(b) None.
(c) 10.
(d) 15.

8. How many times a day does Howie typically use the escalator?
(a) 5.
(b) 4.
(c) 6.
(d) 2.

9. In a Chapter 11 footnote, Howie comments on the new tightness of ______ .
(a) New gloves.
(b) Straw covers.
(c) Sandwich wrappers.
(d) Socks.

10. The vending machine thoughts include a footnote about _______.
(a) Mugs.
(b) Trains.
(c) Cars.
(d) Elevators.

11. What does Howie purchase from Radio Shack for his first apartment?
(a) Clock.
(b) Phone card.
(c) Batteries.
(d) CD player.

12. Howie desires to gain a encyclopedic knowledge of the relationship between _______.
(a) Surfaces.
(b) Sciences.
(c) People.
(d) Coincidences.

13. The corporate bathroom is the one place a _____ can feel important.
(a) Man.
(b) New hire.
(c) Woman.
(d) Janitor.

14. Howie compares his urination to a ________.
(a) Path.
(b) River.
(c) Rope.
(d) Waterfall.

15. What is the name of the book Howie reads during his lunch break?
(a) History of European Morals.
(b) Marcus Aurelius' Meditations.
(c) War and Peace.
(d) Anthology of Poetry.

Short Answer Questions

1. How many choices are there in the newest vending machine on the mezzanine?

2. What is Howie whistling as he leaves the men's bathroom?

3. Who told Howie he should never eat and drink at the same time?

4. What does Howie consider to be an honor to use in the corporate bathroom?

5. What is the name of the second theory Howie has about his broken shoelaces?

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