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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 3.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Howie's first footnote is about _______.
(a) Milk.
(b) Moving objects.
(c) Escalators.
(d) Straws.

2. Who does Howie have fantasies about in Chapter 1?
(a) Papa Gino's clerk.
(b) Tina.
(c) L.
(d) 7-Eleven clerk.

3. What does Howie describe in the first footnote in Chapter 2?
(a) His method of using bags.
(b) His method of riding escalators.
(c) His method of pulling on socks.
(d) His method of using straws.

4. Who is Howie sending a memo to right before going to lunch?
(a) Abe.
(b) Tina.
(c) Scott.
(d) Bill.

5. What has broken at the beginning of Chapter 2?
(a) Left shoelace.
(b) Escalator.
(c) Stapler.
(d) Right shoelace.

Short Answer Questions

1. Howie compares sneaker shoelaces to _________ at the end of Chapter 1.

2. What adult technique did Howie refine as a child?

3. Howie's first reason that it is okay for brain cells to die is that it's part of a necessary ______.

4. What would Howie eat to get rid of bad breath?

5. What habit of L's does Howie find revolting?

(see the answer key)

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