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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Tender begin to have on his journey with Fertility and Adam?
(a) Stomach aches.
(b) Dreams about the future.
(c) Nightmares.
(d) Panic attacks.

2. What does Tender say about the Book of Very Common Prayer?
(a) He did not read it.
(b) He wished he had thought of it.
(c) It was his greatest invention.
(d) It was not his idea.

3. What does the agent say that Tender is?
(a) The new diet cola.
(b) The best savior yet.
(c) The best thing since sliced bread.
(d) His best friend.

4. What does Tender inform the reader of at the end of chapter 4?
(a) He has successfully landed the plane.
(b) He made up the whole story.
(c) The last engine has flamed out.
(d) He will always love Fertility.

5. What does Tender tell the reader at the end of chapter 8?
(a) The third engine of the plane has flamed out.
(b) He is going to land the plane and find Fertility.
(c) He doesn't want to die in the plane.
(d) He knows that Adam and Fertility are lovers.

6. What prediction or "miracle" does Tender announce at the Super Bowl?
(a) The Colts will beat the Cardinals by 3 points.
(b) Both teams will forfeit.
(c) The Cardinals will score two touchdowns.
(d) The Cardinals will beat the Colts by 10 points.

7. Who does Tender come to realize that the masses do not want to worship?
(a) Anyone who is less than perfect.
(b) Anyone who doesn't truly love them.
(c) Anyone who is prettier than them.
(d) Anyone who is poor.

8. Where are Fertility, Tender and Adam headed when they leave the Super Bowl?
(a) New York.
(b) Nebraska.
(c) Montana.
(d) Washington.

9. Who else arrives to see Tender before the Super Bowl?
(a) His mother.
(b) The caseworker.
(c) Adam.
(d) His employer.

10. What will Fertility be waiting in for Tender after he escapes from the Super Bowl?
(a) A Greyhound bus.
(b) A stolen van.
(c) A taxi.
(d) A red car.

11. Which of the following is NOT part of Tender's makeover?
(a) Chemical peels.
(b) Dermabrasion.
(c) Lasik surgery.
(d) Electrolysis.

12. Who claims responsibility for the caseworker's death?
(a) Tender.
(b) Adam.
(c) The agent.
(d) Fertility.

13. Complete the sentence. Fertility tells Tender that she will not always be with Tender physically, but ______.
(a) She will always love him.
(b) She will always know where to find him.
(c) She will always just be a phone call away.
(d) He will always be in her heart.

14. Who is following Tender at the airport, as Tender follows Fertility?
(a) The agent.
(b) FBI agents.
(c) Dr. Ambrose.
(d) Adam.

15. What does the agent decide to call Tender's brief television spots?
(a) Miracle Time.
(b) Tender Branson's Look Into The Future.
(c) Branson's Bounty.
(d) Tender Branson's Miracle Minute.

Short Answer Questions

1. The morning after sleeping together, what surprising news does Fertility give to Tender?

2. Where is the Creedish land located?

3. What disaster does Tender choose to reveal as his miracle?

4. What do the agent and his PR team want to do for Tender?

5. When did the media team write Tender's autobiography?

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