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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Where does Tender bury Adam?
(a) In the family plot at the cemetery.
(b) Underneath piles of pornography.
(c) In the ocean.
(d) Underneath a local bridge.

2. What does Tender begin to have on his journey with Fertility and Adam?
(a) Panic attacks.
(b) Nightmares.
(c) Dreams about the future.
(d) Stomach aches.

3. What does Fertility tell Tender that she knows about him before the Super Bowl?
(a) She knows that he had a lot of brothers and sisters.
(b) She knows that he loves her.
(c) She knows what the Creedish did to him as a child.
(d) She knows he will become homeless and broke.

4. What is the first rebellion of a young person, according to Adam?
(a) Skipping school.
(b) Sex.
(c) Drinking.
(d) Smoking.

5. What does Fertility reveal about herself that makes her choice of work ironic?
(a) She falls in love with her clients.
(b) She is already pregnant.
(c) She is infertile.
(d) She doesn't want to have kids.

6. Why does Adam get mad at Tender on their cross country journey?
(a) For eating too much.
(b) For being a cry baby.
(c) For becoming a superstar.
(d) For letting Fertility get away.

7. What was Adam's last wish?
(a) For Fertility to visit his grave.
(b) For Fertility and Adam to have sex.
(c) For the Creedish land to be burned.
(d) For Tender to hug him.

8. When did the media team write Tender's autobiography?
(a) After his death.
(b) After he is under contract.
(c) Before he was under contract.
(d) Before his wedding.

9. What started the investigation into the Creedish Church?
(a) A woman called and reported being raped.
(b) There was only one birth certificate for every twenty children.
(c) Children in the church started to die.
(d) Tender went to the police and complained.

10. How many predictions does Fertility decide to give Tender at a time?
(a) One a month.
(b) One a day.
(c) One a week.
(d) One a year.

11. Who has experience with the travel method that Tender, Fertility and Adam use to escape the Super Bowl?
(a) The agent.
(b) Tender.
(c) Fertility.
(d) Adam.

12. What disaster does Tender choose to reveal as his miracle?
(a) An oil tanker capsizing.
(b) A swarm of a zillion killer bees.
(c) A shark attack.
(d) A tanning salon explosion.

13. How much is Fertility paid each time she has sex with a client?
(a) Twenty thousand dollars.
(b) Five thousand dollars.
(c) Fifty dollars.
(d) Two hundred dollars.

14. What does Fertility do as the Tender searched the plane?
(a) Gets a drink.
(b) Tries to leave the plane without him noticing.
(c) Cries.
(d) Rifles through people's belongings.

15. What does the agent say that Tender is?
(a) The new diet cola.
(b) His best friend.
(c) The best thing since sliced bread.
(d) The best savior yet.

Short Answer Questions

1. Who is following Tender at the airport, as Tender follows Fertility?

2. How long has the agent's company been waiting to see who the last Creedish member would be?

3. How many copies of the Book of Very Common Prayer are sold?

4. How often is Tender's television show on the air?

5. Who is Tender searching for on the plane that Fertility boards?

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