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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Where does Tender get the answers to the questions he is asked on his television show?
(a) From an audio cue in his ear.
(b) From his own thoughts.
(c) From a paper given to him by the agent.
(d) From a teleprompter.

2. What can possibly make people angry about the Book of Very Common Prayer?
(a) If Tender tells everyone it is fake.
(b) It is written in Italian.
(c) It is very expensive.
(d) If the prayers did not work.

3. What does Tender hope will happen to him if he gets caught?
(a) He will get a short prison sentence.
(b) He will be a hero.
(c) He will get the electric chair.
(d) They will only give him a fine.

4. What does Tender say about the Book of Very Common Prayer?
(a) He did not read it.
(b) It was not his idea.
(c) He wished he had thought of it.
(d) It was his greatest invention.

5. What do people do when Tender tells everyone on the plane to get down?
(a) Pile their valuables in the aisle.
(b) Rush to get off the plane.
(c) Start to panic and cry.
(d) Attempt to attack Tender.

6. What does Tender begin to have on his journey with Fertility and Adam?
(a) Dreams about the future.
(b) Stomach aches.
(c) Nightmares.
(d) Panic attacks.

7. What does Fertility tell Tender that she knows about him before the Super Bowl?
(a) She knows he will become homeless and broke.
(b) She knows that he loves her.
(c) She knows what the Creedish did to him as a child.
(d) She knows that he had a lot of brothers and sisters.

8. How does Adam describe the Creedish Church elders?
(a) Self-hating.
(b) Radical pacifists.
(c) Caring fathers who taught him well.
(d) Money hungry, power thirsty racists.

9. What started the investigation into the Creedish Church?
(a) A woman called and reported being raped.
(b) Children in the church started to die.
(c) There was only one birth certificate for every twenty children.
(d) Tender went to the police and complained.

10. What is the first rebellion of a young person, according to Adam?
(a) Smoking.
(b) Skipping school.
(c) Sex.
(d) Drinking.

11. When does Tender first see the Book of Very Common Prayer?
(a) When he buys one at the book store.
(b) When the PR team presents him with the first copy.
(c) When someone asks for an autograph.
(d) When the agent finalizes the text with him.

12. What is on the dashboard of the car that Adam and Tender steal?
(a) A road map.
(b) The Book of Very Common Prayer.
(c) A bobbing head Tender.
(d) The Tender Branson Dashboard Statuette.

13. What prediction or "miracle" does Tender announce at the Super Bowl?
(a) The Colts will beat the Cardinals by 3 points.
(b) Both teams will forfeit.
(c) The Cardinals will score two touchdowns.
(d) The Cardinals will beat the Colts by 10 points.

14. What do the people who call Tender's television show want?
(a) A blessing.
(b) His help and advice.
(c) A chance to win a cruise.
(d) Money.

15. In one of his prepared speeches, Tender says that God only gives one gift that is greater than life. What is that gift?
(a) The gift of death.
(b) The gift of education.
(c) The gift of free will.
(d) The gift of love.

Short Answer Questions

1. The morning after sleeping together, where does Fertility tell Tender she is going?

2. Who writes Tender's speeches and hymns?

3. Where are Fertility, Tender and Adam headed when they leave the Super Bowl?

4. On their cross country trip, when they make a stop, what does Tender beg Fertility to get for him at a gas station?

5. What does Tender say that his spots on television make him feel like?

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