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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Where do Fertility, Adam and Tender hide out after the Super Bowl?
(a) Fertility's apartment.
(b) A Ronald McDonald house.
(c) PornFill.
(d) In the bathroom of Wendy's.

2. How many copies of the Book of Very Common Prayer are sold?
(a) Two hundred million.
(b) Ten thousand.
(c) One hundred million.
(d) Two thousand.

3. What is Tender's perfume actually?
(a) Another perfume.
(b) Chlorine.
(c) Water.
(d) A mix of bleach and ammonia.

4. Who is following Tender at the airport, as Tender follows Fertility?
(a) Adam.
(b) FBI agents.
(c) Dr. Ambrose.
(d) The agent.

5. What do people do when Tender tells everyone on the plane to get down?
(a) Rush to get off the plane.
(b) Start to panic and cry.
(c) Pile their valuables in the aisle.
(d) Attempt to attack Tender.

6. Where does Tender bury Adam?
(a) In the ocean.
(b) In the family plot at the cemetery.
(c) Underneath a local bridge.
(d) Underneath piles of pornography.

7. How does Adam describe the Creedish Church elders?
(a) Money hungry, power thirsty racists.
(b) Radical pacifists.
(c) Caring fathers who taught him well.
(d) Self-hating.

8. Who claims responsibility for the caseworker's death?
(a) Fertility.
(b) The agent.
(c) Adam.
(d) Tender.

9. Who is Tender searching for on the plane that Fertility boards?
(a) The hijacker.
(b) The pilot.
(c) Adam.
(d) The police.

10. Which of the following is NOT part of Tender's makeover?
(a) Electrolysis.
(b) Lasik surgery.
(c) Chemical peels.
(d) Dermabrasion.

11. What does ChemoSolv supposedly do?
(a) Get rid of pimples.
(b) Grow hair.
(c) Cure cancer.
(d) Clear chemicals from the body.

12. What is the first rebellion of a young person, according to Adam?
(a) Skipping school.
(b) Sex.
(c) Smoking.
(d) Drinking.

13. What does Tender hope will happen to him if he gets caught?
(a) He will get a short prison sentence.
(b) They will only give him a fine.
(c) He will get the electric chair.
(d) He will be a hero.

14. What does the agent decide to call Tender's brief television spots?
(a) Tender Branson's Miracle Minute.
(b) Miracle Time.
(c) Branson's Bounty.
(d) Tender Branson's Look Into The Future.

15. What does Fertility tell Tender she has come to realize about everything in life?
(a) Everything is worth living for.
(b) Everything is new and different.
(c) Everything is fake.
(d) Everything happens in a pattern.

Short Answer Questions

1. In what city is the Super Bowl taking place?

2. What do the people who call Tender's television show want?

3. What is the agent actually taking but calling ChemoSolv?

4. What does Fertility do when she sees Tender and Adam leaving her on their cross country journey?

5. What does Fertility tell Tender that they will do once he records his life story?

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