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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What can possibly make people angry about the Book of Very Common Prayer?
(a) It is very expensive.
(b) It is written in Italian.
(c) If the prayers did not work.
(d) If Tender tells everyone it is fake.

2. Complete the sentence. Fertility tells Tender that she will not always be with Tender physically, but ______.
(a) She will always just be a phone call away.
(b) He will always be in her heart.
(c) She will always love him.
(d) She will always know where to find him.

3. How many predictions does Fertility decide to give Tender at a time?
(a) One a day.
(b) One a week.
(c) One a month.
(d) One a year.

4. What does Tender inform the reader of at the end of chapter 4?
(a) He has successfully landed the plane.
(b) The last engine has flamed out.
(c) He made up the whole story.
(d) He will always love Fertility.

5. What does Fertility tell Tender that she knows about him before the Super Bowl?
(a) She knows that he loves her.
(b) She knows he will become homeless and broke.
(c) She knows what the Creedish did to him as a child.
(d) She knows that he had a lot of brothers and sisters.

6. What does Tender have to do on T.V. in a thirty-second slot?
(a) Recite a prayer.
(b) Tell his life story.
(c) Bless the audience.
(d) Perform a miracle.

7. Who claims responsibility for the caseworker's death?
(a) The agent.
(b) Fertility.
(c) Tender.
(d) Adam.

8. What happens on Tender's television show?
(a) He is interviewed by a well-known journalist.
(b) He talks about his relationship with Fertility.
(c) He grants wishes to the poor.
(d) He kills himself.

9. Where does Tender meet Fertility after he learns he has to perform a miracle?
(a) New Orleans, Louisiana.
(b) Washington, D.C.
(c) Spokane, Washington.
(d) Chicago, Illinois.

10. What prediction or "miracle" does Tender announce at the Super Bowl?
(a) The Colts will beat the Cardinals by 3 points.
(b) Both teams will forfeit.
(c) The Cardinals will score two touchdowns.
(d) The Cardinals will beat the Colts by 10 points.

11. In one of his prepared speeches, Tender says that God only gives one gift that is greater than life. What is that gift?
(a) The gift of love.
(b) The gift of education.
(c) The gift of death.
(d) The gift of free will.

12. Where does Tender wait for Fertility while in the airport before the Super Bowl?
(a) At the terminal.
(b) The baggage claim area.
(c) The bar at a restaurant.
(d) A bathroom stall.

13. What started the investigation into the Creedish Church?
(a) A woman called and reported being raped.
(b) Tender went to the police and complained.
(c) Children in the church started to die.
(d) There was only one birth certificate for every twenty children.

14. What does Fertility reveal about herself that makes her choice of work ironic?
(a) She falls in love with her clients.
(b) She doesn't want to have kids.
(c) She is already pregnant.
(d) She is infertile.

15. How much is Fertility paid each time she has sex with a client?
(a) Two hundred dollars.
(b) Five thousand dollars.
(c) Twenty thousand dollars.
(d) Fifty dollars.

Short Answer Questions

1. When did the media team write Tender's autobiography?

2. How do Tender, Fertility and Adam decide to travel to escape from the Super Bowl?

3. What does the agent decide to call Tender's brief television spots?

4. The morning after sleeping together, where does Fertility tell Tender she is going?

5. What does Fertility tell Tender that they will do once he records his life story?

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