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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Where does Tender wait for Fertility while in the airport before the Super Bowl?
(a) The bar at a restaurant.
(b) At the terminal.
(c) A bathroom stall.
(d) The baggage claim area.

2. According to Adam, what will Tender need to do to not be a slave any longer?
(a) Have sex.
(b) Rob a bank.
(c) Get a real job.
(d) Kill himself.

3. How long has the agent's company been waiting to see who the last Creedish member would be?
(a) Six months.
(b) Six weeks.
(c) Two days.
(d) A year.

4. What does Fertility do when she sees Tender and Adam leaving her on their cross country journey?
(a) She gets a taxi.
(b) She curses them.
(c) She runs after them.
(d) She cries.

5. How often is Tender's television show on the air?
(a) Weekly.
(b) Daily.
(c) Twice weekly.
(d) Once a month.

6. What does Tender inform the reader of at the end of chapter 4?
(a) The last engine has flamed out.
(b) He has successfully landed the plane.
(c) He will always love Fertility.
(d) He made up the whole story.

7. What do the agent and his PR team want to do for Tender?
(a) Kill him.
(b) Reinvent him.
(c) Feed him.
(d) Befriend him.

8. What can possibly make people angry about the Book of Very Common Prayer?
(a) It is written in Italian.
(b) It is very expensive.
(c) If the prayers did not work.
(d) If Tender tells everyone it is fake.

9. Who does Fertility say will be found dead before the game?
(a) The caseworker.
(b) Fertility.
(c) The agent.
(d) Adam.

10. What does Adam do when they are close to PornFill?
(a) Lets Tender drive.
(b) Promises to take care of Tender.
(c) Crashes their car into a wall.
(d) Tells Tender how much he's missed him.

11. Who else arrives to see Tender before the Super Bowl?
(a) The caseworker.
(b) His mother.
(c) Adam.
(d) His employer.

12. Where are Fertility, Tender and Adam headed when they leave the Super Bowl?
(a) New York.
(b) Montana.
(c) Washington.
(d) Nebraska.

13. What was Adam's last wish?
(a) For Fertility and Adam to have sex.
(b) For Fertility to visit his grave.
(c) For Tender to hug him.
(d) For the Creedish land to be burned.

14. Where does Fertility take Tender to stay after Adam's death?
(a) His apartment.
(b) New Orleans.
(c) Her house.
(d) His former employers' house.

15. Why does Adam get mad at Tender on their cross country journey?
(a) For eating too much.
(b) For letting Fertility get away.
(c) For being a cry baby.
(d) For becoming a superstar.

Short Answer Questions

1. Where is the Creedish land located?

2. In what city is the Super Bowl taking place?

3. Who writes Tender's speeches and hymns?

4. Who is taking ChemoSolv?

5. What do the people who call Tender's television show want?

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