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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Where do Fertility, Adam and Tender hide out after the Super Bowl?
(a) In the bathroom of Wendy's.
(b) PornFill.
(c) Fertility's apartment.
(d) A Ronald McDonald house.

2. What does Tender begin to have on his journey with Fertility and Adam?
(a) Panic attacks.
(b) Dreams about the future.
(c) Nightmares.
(d) Stomach aches.

3. What does Fertility tell Tender that they will do once he records his life story?
(a) Start a new life together.
(b) Never see each other again.
(c) Turn themselves into the police.
(d) Kill themselves.

4. The morning after sleeping together, what surprising news does Fertility give to Tender?
(a) She was secretly married to Adam.
(b) She is pregnant.
(c) She hates him.
(d) She wants to marry him.

5. How much is Fertility paid each time she has sex with a client?
(a) Twenty thousand dollars.
(b) Two hundred dollars.
(c) Fifty dollars.
(d) Five thousand dollars.

6. Whose idea was the Book of Very Common Prayer?
(a) The marketing team's.
(b) Tender's.
(c) The agent's.
(d) Fertility's.

7. According to the agent, how far do suicides date back to?
(a) 1363.
(b) 1653.
(c) 1955.
(d) 1563.

8. Complete the sentence. Fertility tells Tender that she will not always be with Tender physically, but ______.
(a) She will always know where to find him.
(b) He will always be in her heart.
(c) She will always love him.
(d) She will always just be a phone call away.

9. When does Tender first see the Book of Very Common Prayer?
(a) When the agent finalizes the text with him.
(b) When someone asks for an autograph.
(c) When he buys one at the book store.
(d) When the PR team presents him with the first copy.

10. What does the agent say that Tender is?
(a) His best friend.
(b) The new diet cola.
(c) The best savior yet.
(d) The best thing since sliced bread.

11. On their cross country trip, when they make a stop, what does Tender beg Fertility to get for him at a gas station?
(a) A paper with a story about him.
(b) Chap Stick.
(c) Beer.
(d) Water.

12. What does Fertility do when she sees Tender and Adam leaving her on their cross country journey?
(a) She runs after them.
(b) She curses them.
(c) She cries.
(d) She gets a taxi.

13. What does Fertility tell Tender she has come to realize about everything in life?
(a) Everything is new and different.
(b) Everything happens in a pattern.
(c) Everything is fake.
(d) Everything is worth living for.

14. How does Adam describe the Creedish Church elders?
(a) Radical pacifists.
(b) Self-hating.
(c) Money hungry, power thirsty racists.
(d) Caring fathers who taught him well.

15. The morning after sleeping together, where does Fertility tell Tender she is going?
(a) New York.
(b) Mexico.
(c) Spain.
(d) Australia.

Short Answer Questions

1. What do the agent and his PR team want to do for Tender?

2. According to Adam, what will Tender need to do to not be a slave any longer?

3. What happens on Tender's television show?

4. What is the agent actually taking but calling ChemoSolv?

5. What does Fertility make Tender promise her?

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