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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Which of the following is NOT part of Tender's makeover?
(a) Chemical peels.
(b) Dermabrasion.
(c) Lasik surgery.
(d) Electrolysis.

2. How many copies of the Book of Very Common Prayer are sold?
(a) One hundred million.
(b) Ten thousand.
(c) Two hundred million.
(d) Two thousand.

3. Who does Fertility say will be found dead before the game?
(a) Fertility.
(b) The agent.
(c) Adam.
(d) The caseworker.

4. Where does Tender get the answers to the questions he is asked on his television show?
(a) From his own thoughts.
(b) From a teleprompter.
(c) From a paper given to him by the agent.
(d) From an audio cue in his ear.

5. What does Tender inform the reader of at the end of chapter 4?
(a) The last engine has flamed out.
(b) He will always love Fertility.
(c) He made up the whole story.
(d) He has successfully landed the plane.

6. Who is following Tender at the airport, as Tender follows Fertility?
(a) FBI agents.
(b) Adam.
(c) Dr. Ambrose.
(d) The agent.

7. What does Tender say about the Book of Very Common Prayer?
(a) He wished he had thought of it.
(b) It was his greatest invention.
(c) It was not his idea.
(d) He did not read it.

8. Where does Fertility take Tender to stay after Adam's death?
(a) His apartment.
(b) New Orleans.
(c) His former employers' house.
(d) Her house.

9. What does Fertility make Tender promise her?
(a) That he will make her famous too.
(b) That he will marry her.
(c) That he will never sell her out.
(d) That he won't kill himself.

10. What drove Tender's brother, Adam, out of hiding?
(a) A call from Fertility.
(b) Tender's television show.
(c) Tender's miracles.
(d) The PornFill Project.

11. Who does Adam say made Tender the ultimate slave?
(a) Fertility.
(b) The Creedish elders.
(c) The agent.
(d) His employers.

12. What does Fertility tell Tender she has come to realize about everything in life?
(a) Everything is fake.
(b) Everything is worth living for.
(c) Everything happens in a pattern.
(d) Everything is new and different.

13. Who is Tender searching for on the plane that Fertility boards?
(a) The pilot.
(b) The hijacker.
(c) The police.
(d) Adam.

14. What is the agent actually taking but calling ChemoSolv?
(a) Ritalin.
(b) Candy.
(c) Sugar Pills.
(d) Salt Pills.

15. How do Tender, Fertility and Adam decide to travel to escape from the Super Bowl?
(a) Hopping on manufactured trailer houses.
(b) Riding a Greyhound bus.
(c) Hitchhiking at truck stops.
(d) Stealing cars.

Short Answer Questions

1. When did the media team write Tender's autobiography?

2. What can possibly make people angry about the Book of Very Common Prayer?

3. What is Tender's perfume actually?

4. What prediction or "miracle" does Tender announce at the Super Bowl?

5. Who has experience with the travel method that Tender, Fertility and Adam use to escape the Super Bowl?

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