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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What will Fertility be waiting in for Tender after he escapes from the Super Bowl?
(a) A red car.
(b) A Greyhound bus.
(c) A stolen van.
(d) A taxi.

2. Where are Fertility, Tender and Adam headed when they leave the Super Bowl?
(a) Washington.
(b) New York.
(c) Nebraska.
(d) Montana.

3. What event does Fertility write in her daily planner before she goes to catch a plane?
(a) At 1:30, Dr. Ambrose will fire Fertility.
(b) At 1:25, someone will hijack flight 2039.
(c) At 2:20, there will be a 20 car pileup.
(d) At 2:00, Tender will be arrested.

4. What do the people who call Tender's television show want?
(a) Money.
(b) A chance to win a cruise.
(c) His help and advice.
(d) A blessing.

5. What gets lodged in Adam's eye?
(a) An eyelash.
(b) The Tender Branson Dashboard Statuette.
(c) An insect.
(d) The fist of a trucker he got into a fight with.

6. What does Fertility tell Tender she has come to realize about everything in life?
(a) Everything is worth living for.
(b) Everything is new and different.
(c) Everything is fake.
(d) Everything happens in a pattern.

7. How does Adam describe the Creedish Church elders?
(a) Money hungry, power thirsty racists.
(b) Radical pacifists.
(c) Self-hating.
(d) Caring fathers who taught him well.

8. After the Super Bowl, what do the media begin referring to Tender as?
(a) Tender the Savior.
(b) Tender the Antichrist.
(c) Tender the Loser.
(d) Tender the Con Artist.

9. What does Fertility do as the Tender searched the plane?
(a) Gets a drink.
(b) Rifles through people's belongings.
(c) Cries.
(d) Tries to leave the plane without him noticing.

10. How many predictions does Fertility decide to give Tender at a time?
(a) One a month.
(b) One a week.
(c) One a year.
(d) One a day.

11. Where is the Creedish land located?
(a) Washington.
(b) Nebraska.
(c) Montana.
(d) Utah.

12. What can possibly make people angry about the Book of Very Common Prayer?
(a) It is written in Italian.
(b) If Tender tells everyone it is fake.
(c) It is very expensive.
(d) If the prayers did not work.

13. Where do Fertility, Adam and Tender hide out after the Super Bowl?
(a) A Ronald McDonald house.
(b) In the bathroom of Wendy's.
(c) Fertility's apartment.
(d) PornFill.

14. What is the first rebellion of a young person, according to Adam?
(a) Skipping school.
(b) Smoking.
(c) Drinking.
(d) Sex.

15. What does ChemoSolv supposedly do?
(a) Clear chemicals from the body.
(b) Cure cancer.
(c) Get rid of pimples.
(d) Grow hair.

Short Answer Questions

1. How long has the agent's company been waiting to see who the last Creedish member would be?

2. What does Tender say that his spots on television make him feel like?

3. How often is Tender's television show on the air?

4. Which of the following is NOT part of Tender's makeover?

5. Where does Fertility take Tender to stay after Adam's death?

(see the answer keys)

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