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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What do people do when Tender tells everyone on the plane to get down?
(a) Pile their valuables in the aisle.
(b) Start to panic and cry.
(c) Attempt to attack Tender.
(d) Rush to get off the plane.

2. The morning after sleeping together, what surprising news does Fertility give to Tender?
(a) She wants to marry him.
(b) She hates him.
(c) She is pregnant.
(d) She was secretly married to Adam.

3. What is Fertility carrying around with her at the airport?
(a) An urn and a gun.
(b) A new daily planner.
(c) The Book of Very Common Prayer.
(d) A knife and a cell phone.

4. What does Fertility make Tender promise her?
(a) That he will never sell her out.
(b) That he won't kill himself.
(c) That he will marry her.
(d) That he will make her famous too.

5. What will the police think is Tender's motive for killing the Creedish?
(a) He wanted to be the leader.
(b) He wanted to become famous.
(c) He wanted to forget his memories.
(d) He wanted to get married.

6. What is the name of Tender's new perfume?
(a) Honesty.
(b) Holy Water.
(c) Blessed.
(d) Truth.

7. Where does Tender wait for Fertility while in the airport before the Super Bowl?
(a) At the terminal.
(b) A bathroom stall.
(c) The bar at a restaurant.
(d) The baggage claim area.

8. What does Adam do when they are close to PornFill?
(a) Tells Tender how much he's missed him.
(b) Promises to take care of Tender.
(c) Crashes their car into a wall.
(d) Lets Tender drive.

9. Where are Fertility, Tender and Adam headed when they leave the Super Bowl?
(a) Nebraska.
(b) Montana.
(c) Washington.
(d) New York.

10. What is Fertility's real name?
(a) Greta Harver.
(b) Gina Branson.
(c) Gertrude Hollis.
(d) Gwen Hollis.

11. Who does Fertility say will be found dead before the game?
(a) Fertility.
(b) The caseworker.
(c) The agent.
(d) Adam.

12. What does Tender have to do on T.V. in a thirty-second slot?
(a) Recite a prayer.
(b) Bless the audience.
(c) Tell his life story.
(d) Perform a miracle.

13. Where does Tender get the answers to the questions he is asked on his television show?
(a) From a teleprompter.
(b) From a paper given to him by the agent.
(c) From an audio cue in his ear.
(d) From his own thoughts.

14. After the Super Bowl, what do the media begin referring to Tender as?
(a) Tender the Con Artist.
(b) Tender the Loser.
(c) Tender the Antichrist.
(d) Tender the Savior.

15. What does Fertility put on Tender's body on their trip?
(a) Sunscreen.
(b) New clothes.
(c) A tattoo.
(d) Moisturizer.

Short Answer Questions

1. Where does Fertility take Tender to stay after Adam's death?

2. How does Adam describe the Creedish Church elders?

3. Who does Adam say made Tender the ultimate slave?

4. What prediction or "miracle" does Tender announce at the Super Bowl?

5. What event does Fertility write in her daily planner before she goes to catch a plane?

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