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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. How many copies of the Book of Very Common Prayer are sold?
(a) One hundred million.
(b) Ten thousand.
(c) Two thousand.
(d) Two hundred million.

2. What is on the dashboard of the car that Adam and Tender steal?
(a) A road map.
(b) The Book of Very Common Prayer.
(c) A bobbing head Tender.
(d) The Tender Branson Dashboard Statuette.

3. Which of the following is NOT part of Tender's makeover?
(a) Chemical peels.
(b) Dermabrasion.
(c) Electrolysis.
(d) Lasik surgery.

4. What is Tender's perfume actually?
(a) A mix of bleach and ammonia.
(b) Another perfume.
(c) Chlorine.
(d) Water.

5. What does Tender beg of Fertility on their journey after the Super Bowl?
(a) To let them get caught.
(b) For a kiss.
(c) To hide him.
(d) To hold his hand.

6. Whose idea was the Book of Very Common Prayer?
(a) Fertility's.
(b) Tender's.
(c) The agent's.
(d) The marketing team's.

7. Who is taking ChemoSolv?
(a) Tender.
(b) The caseworker.
(c) Fertility.
(d) The agent.

8. What happens on Tender's television show?
(a) He is interviewed by a well-known journalist.
(b) He talks about his relationship with Fertility.
(c) He grants wishes to the poor.
(d) He kills himself.

9. What event does Fertility write in her daily planner before she goes to catch a plane?
(a) At 1:25, someone will hijack flight 2039.
(b) At 2:00, Tender will be arrested.
(c) At 1:30, Dr. Ambrose will fire Fertility.
(d) At 2:20, there will be a 20 car pileup.

10. What does Adam say kept the tenders and the biddies from having power?
(a) No self-esteem.
(b) No personal identification.
(c) Never having sex.
(d) Not having access to money.

11. In one of his prepared speeches, Tender says that God only gives one gift that is greater than life. What is that gift?
(a) The gift of free will.
(b) The gift of love.
(c) The gift of death.
(d) The gift of education.

12. What does Tender have to do on T.V. in a thirty-second slot?
(a) Bless the audience.
(b) Perform a miracle.
(c) Recite a prayer.
(d) Tell his life story.

13. What does Tender tell the reader at the end of chapter 8?
(a) The third engine of the plane has flamed out.
(b) He doesn't want to die in the plane.
(c) He is going to land the plane and find Fertility.
(d) He knows that Adam and Fertility are lovers.

14. Where does Fertility take Tender to stay after Adam's death?
(a) His former employers' house.
(b) New Orleans.
(c) Her house.
(d) His apartment.

15. Who does Adam say made Tender the ultimate slave?
(a) The Creedish elders.
(b) His employers.
(c) Fertility.
(d) The agent.

Short Answer Questions

1. Who does Tender come to realize that the masses do not want to worship?

2. Where does Tender get the answers to the questions he is asked on his television show?

3. What started the investigation into the Creedish Church?

4. How much is Fertility paid each time she has sex with a client?

5. What does Fertility make Tender promise her?

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