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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What drove Tender's brother, Adam, out of hiding?
(a) Tender's television show.
(b) A call from Fertility.
(c) Tender's miracles.
(d) The PornFill Project.

2. What does Fertility do as the Tender searched the plane?
(a) Rifles through people's belongings.
(b) Cries.
(c) Gets a drink.
(d) Tries to leave the plane without him noticing.

3. What does ChemoSolv supposedly do?
(a) Cure cancer.
(b) Clear chemicals from the body.
(c) Get rid of pimples.
(d) Grow hair.

4. Which of the following is NOT part of Tender's makeover?
(a) Lasik surgery.
(b) Chemical peels.
(c) Dermabrasion.
(d) Electrolysis.

5. The morning after sleeping together, where does Fertility tell Tender she is going?
(a) Spain.
(b) Mexico.
(c) New York.
(d) Australia.

6. How many predictions does Fertility decide to give Tender at a time?
(a) One a week.
(b) One a month.
(c) One a year.
(d) One a day.

7. In one of his prepared speeches, Tender says that God only gives one gift that is greater than life. What is that gift?
(a) The gift of free will.
(b) The gift of education.
(c) The gift of love.
(d) The gift of death.

8. What can possibly make people angry about the Book of Very Common Prayer?
(a) It is very expensive.
(b) If the prayers did not work.
(c) It is written in Italian.
(d) If Tender tells everyone it is fake.

9. What does Tender tell the reader at the end of chapter 8?
(a) He knows that Adam and Fertility are lovers.
(b) The third engine of the plane has flamed out.
(c) He doesn't want to die in the plane.
(d) He is going to land the plane and find Fertility.

10. What does Fertility tell Tender that they will do once he records his life story?
(a) Turn themselves into the police.
(b) Start a new life together.
(c) Kill themselves.
(d) Never see each other again.

11. What will Fertility be waiting in for Tender after he escapes from the Super Bowl?
(a) A stolen van.
(b) A Greyhound bus.
(c) A taxi.
(d) A red car.

12. What does Fertility tell Tender that she knows about him before the Super Bowl?
(a) She knows that he had a lot of brothers and sisters.
(b) She knows what the Creedish did to him as a child.
(c) She knows he will become homeless and broke.
(d) She knows that he loves her.

13. Who does Adam say made Tender the ultimate slave?
(a) The Creedish elders.
(b) The agent.
(c) Fertility.
(d) His employers.

14. Where does Tender bury Adam?
(a) In the ocean.
(b) Underneath piles of pornography.
(c) Underneath a local bridge.
(d) In the family plot at the cemetery.

15. What does Adam say kept the tenders and the biddies from having power?
(a) No personal identification.
(b) Not having access to money.
(c) Never having sex.
(d) No self-esteem.

Short Answer Questions

1. What is Fertility's real name?

2. What do the people who call Tender's television show want?

3. Who has experience with the travel method that Tender, Fertility and Adam use to escape the Super Bowl?

4. Why does Adam get mad at Tender on their cross country journey?

5. What prediction or "miracle" does Tender announce at the Super Bowl?

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