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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What has happened to Tender as a result of all the steroids and drugs he has taken?
(a) His voice is changing.
(b) His skin is turning yellow.
(c) His liver is shutting down.
(d) He cannot feel his face.

2. How many predictions does Fertility decide to give Tender at a time?
(a) One a year.
(b) One a month.
(c) One a day.
(d) One a week.

3. How much is Fertility paid each time she has sex with a client?
(a) Fifty dollars.
(b) Five thousand dollars.
(c) Twenty thousand dollars.
(d) Two hundred dollars.

4. Who has experience with the travel method that Tender, Fertility and Adam use to escape the Super Bowl?
(a) Tender.
(b) Adam.
(c) Fertility.
(d) The agent.

5. Where do Fertility, Adam and Tender hide out after the Super Bowl?
(a) PornFill.
(b) Fertility's apartment.
(c) A Ronald McDonald house.
(d) In the bathroom of Wendy's.

6. Where does Tender meet Fertility after he learns he has to perform a miracle?
(a) Spokane, Washington.
(b) New Orleans, Louisiana.
(c) Chicago, Illinois.
(d) Washington, D.C.

7. Who is Tender searching for on the plane that Fertility boards?
(a) The pilot.
(b) The hijacker.
(c) Adam.
(d) The police.

8. What does Fertility make Tender promise her?
(a) That he won't kill himself.
(b) That he will make her famous too.
(c) That he will never sell her out.
(d) That he will marry her.

9. What does Fertility do as the Tender searched the plane?
(a) Tries to leave the plane without him noticing.
(b) Rifles through people's belongings.
(c) Gets a drink.
(d) Cries.

10. What is the agent actually taking but calling ChemoSolv?
(a) Sugar Pills.
(b) Ritalin.
(c) Candy.
(d) Salt Pills.

11. What does Fertility tell Tender she has come to realize about everything in life?
(a) Everything happens in a pattern.
(b) Everything is fake.
(c) Everything is worth living for.
(d) Everything is new and different.

12. What does Tender say about the Book of Very Common Prayer?
(a) It was his greatest invention.
(b) He did not read it.
(c) He wished he had thought of it.
(d) It was not his idea.

13. What is on the dashboard of the car that Adam and Tender steal?
(a) The Tender Branson Dashboard Statuette.
(b) A bobbing head Tender.
(c) A road map.
(d) The Book of Very Common Prayer.

14. According to the agent, how far do suicides date back to?
(a) 1653.
(b) 1563.
(c) 1363.
(d) 1955.

15. What does Fertility tell Tender that she knows about him before the Super Bowl?
(a) She knows he will become homeless and broke.
(b) She knows that he had a lot of brothers and sisters.
(c) She knows what the Creedish did to him as a child.
(d) She knows that he loves her.

Short Answer Questions

1. What does the agent say that Tender is?

2. What does Fertility put on Tender's body on their trip?

3. According to Adam, what will Tender need to do to not be a slave any longer?

4. Where are Fertility, Tender and Adam headed when they leave the Super Bowl?

5. How often is Tender's television show on the air?

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