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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapters 3 & 2.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Fertility reveal to "phone Tender" that she knows about "cemetery Tender"?
(a) That he has cancer.
(b) That he is Creedish.
(c) That he really likes her.
(d) That he is a house cleaner.

2. What does Tender do on the phone so Fertility won't recognize him as the guy from the cemetery?
(a) Has his caseworker talk to her.
(b) Hangs up the phone.
(c) Uses a tape recorder.
(d) Disguises his voice.

3. What does the caseworker use while helping at Tender's employers' house?
(a) Lemon pledge.
(b) His employers' car.
(c) A strong mix of ammonia and bleach.
(d) A shovel.

4. What kind of jokes does someone start to make on Fertility and Tender's third date?
(a) Blonde jokes.
(b) Creedish jokes.
(c) Fat jokes.
(d) Knock-Knock jokes.

5. How many predictions does Fertility decide to give Tender at a time?
(a) One a day.
(b) One a month.
(c) One a week.
(d) One a year.

Short Answer Questions

1. After the Super Bowl, what do the media begin referring to Tender as?

2. How many copies of the Book of Very Common Prayer are sold?

3. Who accompanies Tender's brother and his brother's wife to the outside world?

4. When Fertility calls Tender over the suicide hotline, what does she say is her reason for never being able to date the guy from the cemetery?

5. What is Fertility carrying around with her at the airport?

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