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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Where does Tender's name come from?
(a) His mother made it up.
(b) It is his grandfather's name.
(c) He had it changed when he moved to the outside world.
(d) It is his rank in Creedish culture.

2. What were the Creedish supposed to do when God called them?
(a) Commit suicide.
(b) Try to save others.
(c) Repent their sins.
(d) Kill each other.

3. Which of the following is NOT one of the phrases spoken between Creedish Church members in the outside world?
(a) May you die with all your work complete.
(b) May you live long and prosper.
(c) May our efforts bring all those around us to Heaven.
(d) May you be a complete service in your lifetime.

4. The day after the date where Fertility explains her dreams to Tender, who bombards him with phone calls?
(a) Potential suicide victims.
(b) Agents and producers.
(c) His caseworker.
(d) Fertility.

5. What does Tender do on the phone so Fertility won't recognize him as the guy from the cemetery?
(a) Disguises his voice.
(b) Has his caseworker talk to her.
(c) Uses a tape recorder.
(d) Hangs up the phone.

6. What does Fertility tell "phone Tender" about her boss?
(a) He gave her a raise.
(b) He assaulted her.
(c) He's kind of like her booking agent.
(d) He is mean.

7. What do a lot of the Creedish Church members have issues with, including Tender?
(a) Their weight.
(b) Sex and masturbation.
(c) Their employers.
(d) Homesickness.

8. What does Tender reveal that someone leaked to the FBI ten years ago?
(a) That Tender was a suspected murderer.
(b) That the Creedish were performing satanic rituals.
(c) That the Creedish were molesting children.
(d) That the Creedish were preparing children for labor.

9. What does Tender say that the tenders in the Creedish community were not allowed to have?
(a) Chores.
(b) Clothes.
(c) Dreams.
(d) Education.

10. What kind of jokes does someone start to make on Fertility and Tender's third date?
(a) Knock-Knock jokes.
(b) Creedish jokes.
(c) Blonde jokes.
(d) Fat jokes.

11. What does "phone Tender" initially tell Fertility she has to do before he can meet her in person?
(a) Get a haircut.
(b) Sleep with the man from the cemetery.
(c) Set his employers' house on fire.
(d) Steal some flowers for him.

12. What did the media label the Creedish Church?
(a) The Crazy Cult.
(b) The Child Endangerment Cult.
(c) The Animal Sacrifice Cult.
(d) The Child Slave Cult.

13. Where does Fertility tell Tender that Trevor took her when Trevor was still alive?
(a) On a cruise.
(b) On a camping trip.
(c) On a hot-air balloon ride.
(d) To Disney World.

14. What does Tender do immediately after he discovers his caseworker's body?
(a) Drinks a strawberry daiquiri.
(b) Hides the evidence.
(c) Takes a swim in the pool.
(d) Cleans up before the police get there.

15. Which of the following disorders is NOT one that the caseworker diagnoses Tender with?
(a) Obsessive-compulsive.
(b) Agoraphobia.
(c) Kleptomania.
(d) Pedophilia.

Short Answer Questions

1. As Fertility is reminiscing about Trevor while on her first "date" with Tender, what does she ask Tender to do?

2. What is present around Tender's caseworker's dead body?

3. How does Fertility describe the man from the cemetery (who is really Tender)?

4. When Fertility calls Tender over the suicide hotline, what does she say is her reason for never being able to date the guy from the cemetery?

5. What did the FBI do when they went to the Creedish colony to investigate the complaint?

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