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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapters 10, 9, 8 & 7.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does the agent decide to call Tender's brief television spots?
(a) Tender Branson's Look Into The Future.
(b) Miracle Time.
(c) Branson's Bounty.
(d) Tender Branson's Miracle Minute.

2. What does Fertility Hollis ask Tender when she calls his suicide hotline?
(a) "Should I kill myself?"
(b) "Is your name Tender Branson?"
(c) "Did you tell my brother to kill himself?"
(d) "Does it hurt very much to die?"

3. How does Fertility describe the man from the cemetery (who is really Tender)?
(a) He is handsome and a decent dancer.
(b) He is really tall and has horse teeth.
(c) He is weird and too skinny.
(d) He smells and is really fat.

4. Who does Tender want to talk to his caseworker about?
(a) His employers.
(b) His landlord.
(c) Fertility Hollis.
(d) His family.

5. Where do Fertility, Adam and Tender hide out after the Super Bowl?
(a) PornFill.
(b) A Ronald McDonald house.
(c) Fertility's apartment.
(d) In the bathroom of Wendy's.

Short Answer Questions

1. How many copies of the Book of Very Common Prayer are sold?

2. What did Tender start doing after he learned of the suicides of those in the Survivor Retention Program?

3. When Fertility calls Tender over the suicide hotline, what does she say is her reason for never being able to date the guy from the cemetery?

4. What is the name of Tender's new perfume?

5. What is Tender doing when he receives a phone call from a girl in a loud dance club?

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