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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Will-o-the-Wisp: What is in the lounge in this afterlife?
(a) Large TVs.
(b) A DJ.
(c) Monitors trained on earth.
(d) A dance floor.

2. Absence: What do the angels look like in this afterlife?
(a) They are dressed like jokers.
(b) They are gaunt.
(c) They are always happy.
(d) They are robust.

3. Conservation: The same quark is responsible for _______________________.
(a) The big bang.
(b) Every atom in a human being.
(c) The most lasting afterlife ever.
(d) Too much energy.

4. Prism: What was God worried about when this afterlife was created?
(a) How tall people should be.
(b) How smart people should be.
(c) How thin people should be.
(d) How old people should be.

5. Encore: How long has this afterlife been around?
(a) Since the beginning of time.
(b) For two days.
(c) Only a century.
(d) About a thousand years.

Short Answer Questions

1. Seed: What did humans develop from?

2. Impulse: Why do humans have an emotional yearning for companionship?

3. Search: How often do your atoms pull together again?

4. Conservation: This universe was created by ________________.

5. Graveyard of the Gods: How many gods are in the afterlife?

Short Essay Questions

1. Ineffable: In this afterlife everything dies. People die, plays die, furniture dies. However, what is unique about these things in the afterlife?

2. Pantheon: There are many gods in this afterlife. In fact, there is a god of just about everything you can think of. As a result, these gods do a lot of fighting with each other. Why is it that these gods can empathize with humans?

3. Search: What happens to the atoms in your system when you die?

4. Conservation: Eventually the quark must rest and recover the energy it needs to keep the universe going. What happens to the afterlife when the quark goes into the period of "incompleteness"?

5. Microbe: Why doesn't God know that man exists in this afterlife?

6. Absence: What has happened to the afterlife in this story?

7. Quantum: What scenario do people find the most familiar in this afterlife?

8. Incentive: Why do the actors in this afterlife wish to be Beneficiaries?

9. Narcissus: What was the purpose of creation in this afterlife?

10. Impulse: In this afterlife people are the same as computer chips. What happened to people that was not anticipated by the Programmers who created them?

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