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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Adhesion: Why do humans get reincarnated in this afterlife?
(a) Because they don't learn their spiritual lessons.
(b) To help the Collectors understand relationships.
(c) There is no other place for them to go.
(d) To help the Collectors populate the earth.

2. Scales: What happens to God if man dies?
(a) God has to start over.
(b) God disappears.
(c) God will cry.
(d) God dies.

3. The Cast: What did the dream actors do at one point?
(a) They killed the dreamer.
(b) They struck out on their own.
(c) They went on strike.
(d) They improved their lines.

4. Angst: How often do those in the afterlife get a vacation from their job?
(a) Every 100 years.
(b) Every 10 years.
(c) Every 30 years.
(d) Every 300 years.

5. Sum: In this afterlife you begin to long for:
(a) An escape from the torture of your memories.
(b) A shower as you don't have one for a while.
(c) Your earthly life where everything was in time order.
(d) Your parents, friends and relatives.

6. Egalitaire: What do souls think about this afterlife?
(a) Their god is considerate and kind.
(b) They are grateful that hell has been shut down.
(c) It is their own kind of hell.
(d) It is the best of all their wishes.

7. Mary: What is God's favorite book?
(a) Frankenstein.
(b) The Bible.
(c) The Help.
(d) Grimm's Fairy Tales.

8. Spirals: What is God like?
(a) Silly and funny.
(b) Party loving.
(c) Not very smart.
(d) Irresposnsible.

9. Sum: In this afterlife a person's life is:
(a) Relived from good to bad.
(b) Reviewed from beginning to end.
(c) Relived from bad to good.
(d) Grouped together according to activity.

10. Angst: What do most in the afterlife choose to do on their vacation?
(a) Listen to music.
(b) Return to human form.
(c) Return to expanded form.
(d) Watch movies.

11. Mary: Who is Mary?
(a) The wife of Jesus.
(b) A girl with a lamb.
(c) The mother of Jesus.
(d) An author.

12. Angst: What happens to humans after they die?
(a) They evaporate.
(b) They expand to their original enormous form.
(c) They shrink to their original enormous form.
(d) They become their favorite animal.

13. Missing: What is God?
(a) A child.
(b) A woman.
(c) A man.
(d) A married couple.

14. Distance: What is the afterlife like in this story?
(a) A wide open empty space.
(b) A beautiful land without strife.
(c) There is no afterlife.
(d) A sad place with lots of trees.

15. Great Expectations: Who really designs the afterlife?
(a) God.
(b) Technicians.
(c) Teachers.
(d) Man.

Short Answer Questions

1. The Unnatural: People begin to realize that death provides _______________.

2. Giantess: Why did the man's people want to communicate with the Giantess?

3. Egalitaire: This god is:

4. Great Expectations: What happens to people's computerized afterlives?

5. Missing: Where did God learn about divorce and marital separation?

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