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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Oz: What does the Creator really look like?
(a) A giant head.
(b) A yellow curtain.
(c) An old, bald man.
(d) An old, bald woman.

2. Perpetuity: Where do sinners wake up in this afterlife?
(a) They do not wake up.
(b) In a large crowd.
(c) In their homes.
(d) In the suburbs.

3. Descent of Species: What does the hero of this story turn into?
(a) A ghost.
(b) A horse.
(c) An alien.
(d) A fly.

4. Scales: What happens to God if man dies?
(a) God dies.
(b) God will cry.
(c) God disappears.
(d) God has to start over.

5. Perpetuity: What does God hope will happen to the sinners?
(a) They will become as miserable as he is.
(b) They will be happy forever.
(c) They will become Gladiators.
(d) They will see the error of their ways.

6. Reins: Why did God begin to lose control of the afterlife?
(a) The angels set him up.
(b) The population was too large.
(c) He was bored with his job.
(d) People didn't believe in him.

7. Adhesion: Why do humans get reincarnated in this afterlife?
(a) To help the Collectors populate the earth.
(b) There is no other place for them to go.
(c) Because they don't learn their spiritual lessons.
(d) To help the Collectors understand relationships.

8. Giantess: What does the man think about communicating with the Giantess?
(a) It is the best way to influence the weather.
(b) It is meaningless.
(c) It is difficult, but worth it.
(d) It is the purpose of existance.

9. Reins: Who runs this afterlife?
(a) A committee.
(b) God.
(c) A married couple.
(d) The angels.

10. Missing: What is God?
(a) A man.
(b) A married couple.
(c) A woman.
(d) A child.

11. Adhesion: What happens to people when they die?
(a) They are interrogated by a board.
(b) They turn into horses.
(c) They become Collectors.
(d) They become Creators.

12. Mirrors: How many stages does death have in this afterlife?
(a) Three.
(b) Two.
(c) Six.
(d) One.

13. Reins: Why did the angels sew discord against God?
(a) They said God took credit for their work.
(b) They were bored.
(c) They didn't like the way God ran things.
(d) They wanted to take over hell.

14. Perpetuity: What is God like in this afterlife?
(a) A happy old man.
(b) A bored sinner.
(c) A jolly elf.
(d) A wise woman.

15. Mary: Which of his creations does God relate to the most?
(a) Dogs.
(b) Doctors.
(c) Mary.
(d) Man.

Short Answer Questions

1. Angst: How often do those in the afterlife get a vacation from their job?

2. Oz: What do those in the afterlife think about the Creator?

3. Adhesion: Who made humans in this story?

4. The Cast: What did the dream actors do at one point?

5. Oz: Who has the opportunity to meet the Creator in this afterlife?

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