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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. The Cast: What did the dream actors do at one point?
(a) They improved their lines.
(b) They killed the dreamer.
(c) They struck out on their own.
(d) They went on strike.

2. Descent of Species: What happens when people in this afterlife begins to think about what they will be in the next life?
(a) They learn to appreciate their life.
(b) They are allowed to preview that life.
(c) They begin to change.
(d) They melt.

3. Mary: When did God become disenchanted with man?
(a) When men became violent.
(b) When men began to read.
(c) When men stopped following the Commandments.
(d) When men refused to come to the afterlie.

4. Egalitaire: This god is:
(a) A child.
(b) A vaporous gas.
(c) A woman.
(d) A man.

5. Reins: Who does God talk to in the afterlife?
(a) Humans.
(b) Gandhi and Dr. King.
(c) The angels.
(d) Mary Shelley.

6. Oz: What does the brave man discover about the Creator?
(a) That the Creator is an old woman.
(b) That the Creator is an old man.
(c) That there is no Creator.
(d) That the Creator is cruel.

7. Metamorphosis: Why do many famous people stay in the waiting room?
(a) Their names are in books so they are never said for the last time.
(b) They are egotistical and can't move on.
(c) They have lost their sense of self and so can't move on.
(d) They are remembered by everyone so they can't be sent to the next level.

8. Distance: What is each person allowed to do when arriving in the afterlife?
(a) Talk to a friend.
(b) View their life.
(c) Ask God a question.
(d) Change clothes.

9. Spirals: What is God like?
(a) Silly and funny.
(b) Irresposnsible.
(c) Not very smart.
(d) Party loving.

10. Descent of Species: What will happen if a person dies as a horse?
(a) He/she will be taken to the glue factory.
(b) He/she will be forced into another animal form next time.
(c) He/she will not be able to reincarnate again.
(d) He/she will not be able to wish to be human again.

11. The Unnatural: People begin to realize that death provides _______________.
(a) Joy.
(b) Happiness.
(c) Motivation.
(d) Depression.

12. Sum: In this afterlife you begin to long for:
(a) Your earthly life where everything was in time order.
(b) A shower as you don't have one for a while.
(c) Your parents, friends and relatives.
(d) An escape from the torture of your memories.

13. Egalitaire: How does this god deal with Hell?
(a) This god fires the devil and shuts down Hell.
(b) This god segregates hell according to sin classifications.
(c) A hell was never created for this afterlife.
(d) This god creates different hells for different people.

14. Great Expectations: The afterlife in this story is?
(a) Fake.
(b) Filled with flowers.
(c) Invisible.
(d) Computerized.

15. Mary: What is God's favorite book?
(a) Grimm's Fairy Tales.
(b) The Help.
(c) The Bible.
(d) Frankenstein.

Short Answer Questions

1. Great Expectations: What really happens to people when they die?

2. Perpetuity: What does God hope will happen to the sinners?

3. Sum: In this afterlife a person's life is:

4. Mirrors: How many stages does death have in this afterlife?

5. Missing: How does God feel about mankind?

(see the answer keys)

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