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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Egalitaire: This god realized that a person:
(a) Can be run by computer program.
(b) Is never happy with what they have.
(c) Is a waste of time.
(d) Could be good or bad.

2. Descent of Species: What are you able to choose in this afterlife?
(a) Which parts of your life you want to relive.
(b) Who you want to hang out with.
(c) How you want to spend your time.
(d) What you want to be in the next life.

3. Spirals: Why did the creatures create humans?
(a) To take care of them when they grew old.
(b) To help figure out why the creatures existed.
(c) To help run the afterlife.
(d) They were lonely.

4. Oz: What does the Creator really look like?
(a) A yellow curtain.
(b) A giant head.
(c) An old, bald woman.
(d) An old, bald man.

5. The Unnatural: What happens as people begin to live forever?
(a) The quality of life declines.
(b) They try to run away.
(c) They become board.
(d) They begin to write books.

6. Descent of Species: What is the hero's last thought as a human?
(a) How to make the transformation stop.
(b) That humans are the highest form of life.
(c) What will happen if there is no hay.
(d) What alien had wanted to be human.

7. Mary: How does God feel about Mary?
(a) That she is an agent of the Devil.
(b) That she should be a god.
(c) That she understands him.
(d) That she does not understand him.

8. Spirals: What is God like?
(a) Silly and funny.
(b) Not very smart.
(c) Irresposnsible.
(d) Party loving.

9. Oz: What do those in the afterlife think about the Creator?
(a) That he will be loving.
(b) That he is terrifying.
(c) That he is nice.
(d) That he will be all knowing.

10. Perpetuity: What does God hope will happen to the sinners?
(a) They will be happy forever.
(b) They will become Gladiators.
(c) They will become as miserable as he is.
(d) They will see the error of their ways.

11. Adhesion: Why do humans get reincarnated in this afterlife?
(a) To help the Collectors understand relationships.
(b) Because they don't learn their spiritual lessons.
(c) There is no other place for them to go.
(d) To help the Collectors populate the earth.

12. Missing: What happened to men and women while the gods were at war?
(a) They were sad.
(b) They were lost.
(c) They fell in love.
(d) They were separated.

13. Mary: What is God's favorite book?
(a) The Help.
(b) The Bible.
(c) Frankenstein.
(d) Grimm's Fairy Tales.

14. Reins: Who does God talk to in the afterlife?
(a) Gandhi and Dr. King.
(b) Humans.
(c) The angels.
(d) Mary Shelley.

15. The Cast: What did the dream actors do at one point?
(a) They struck out on their own.
(b) They improved their lines.
(c) They went on strike.
(d) They killed the dreamer.

Short Answer Questions

1. Mary: Who is Mary?

2. Spirals: What is unique about God in this afterlife?

3. Perpetuity: What is God like in this afterlife?

4. Mirrors: Where is a person when he/she wakes up in death for the first time?

5. Reins: Why did God begin to lose control of the afterlife?

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