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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Spirals: What is unique about God in this afterlife?
(a) God is a species of large creatures.
(b) God is a married couple.
(c) God is a giant.
(d) God is a species of small creatures.

2. The Unnatural: Who is the last person to ever die in your new life?
(a) An old lady.
(b) An old man.
(c) A girl.
(d) A boy.

3. Metamorphosis: How many deaths are in this story?
(a) Four.
(b) Three.
(c) One.
(d) Two.

4. Missing: How does God feel about mankind?
(a) Mankind is the enemy.
(b) Mankind was just a practice run.
(c) Mankind is a child.
(d) Mankind is a failure.

5. Angst: What do most in the afterlife choose to do on their vacation?
(a) Listen to music.
(b) Watch movies.
(c) Return to human form.
(d) Return to expanded form.

6. Great Expectations: People in this afterlife can?
(a) Program computers.
(b) Decide who they want to meet in their life.
(c) Select their time of death and afterlife.
(d) Teleport.

7. Mirrors: What does the first death feel like?
(a) Like waking from a long sleep.
(b) Like being hopelessly happy.
(c) Like standing up too fast.
(d) Like seeing yourself for the first time.

8. Sum: In this afterlife a person's life is:
(a) Relived from good to bad.
(b) Relived from bad to good.
(c) Reviewed from beginning to end.
(d) Grouped together according to activity.

9. Descent of Species: What are you able to choose in this afterlife?
(a) Who you want to hang out with.
(b) What you want to be in the next life.
(c) How you want to spend your time.
(d) Which parts of your life you want to relive.

10. The Unnatural: What did you try to do before in this afterlife?
(a) To die a different way.
(b) Be beautiful.
(c) Eradicate death.
(d) Become wealthy.

11. Missing: What was created while the God couple was at war?
(a) Heaven and hell.
(b) Divorce and separation.
(c) Separate solar systems.
(d) Man and woman.

12. Scales: What does God think humans are trying to do?
(a) Help him survive.
(b) Purposely harm him.
(c) Take over his body.
(d) Take over the afterlife.

13. Angst: What happens to humans after they die?
(a) They evaporate.
(b) They expand to their original enormous form.
(c) They become their favorite animal.
(d) They shrink to their original enormous form.

14. Perpetuity: What is God like in this afterlife?
(a) A bored sinner.
(b) A happy old man.
(c) A wise woman.
(d) A jolly elf.

15. Giantess: What does this afterlife focus on?
(a) Softness.
(b) Sadness.
(c) Fear.
(d) Peace.

Short Answer Questions

1. Distance: What does a man decide to ask God?

2. Descent of Species: What happens when people in this afterlife begins to think about what they will be in the next life?

3. Great Expectations: The afterlife in this story is?

4. Circle of Friends: Who are the people you run into in this afterlife?

5. The Unnatural: People begin to realize that death provides _______________.

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