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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Angst: What happens to humans after they die?
(a) They evaporate.
(b) They shrink to their original enormous form.
(c) They become their favorite animal.
(d) They expand to their original enormous form.

2. Perpetuity: Where do sinners wake up in this afterlife?
(a) In the suburbs.
(b) In their homes.
(c) In a large crowd.
(d) They do not wake up.

3. Descent of Species: What happens when people in this afterlife begins to think about what they will be in the next life?
(a) They melt.
(b) They are allowed to preview that life.
(c) They learn to appreciate their life.
(d) They begin to change.

4. Perpetuity: What is God like in this afterlife?
(a) A happy old man.
(b) A wise woman.
(c) A bored sinner.
(d) A jolly elf.

5. Circle of Friends: Who are the people you run into in this afterlife?
(a) There are no other people in this afterlife, you are alone.
(b) People from history.
(c) People you would have known if you had lived differently.
(d) People you knew in life and remember.

6. Mary: Which of his creations does God relate to the most?
(a) Dogs.
(b) Man.
(c) Doctors.
(d) Mary.

7. The Unnatural: Who is the last person to ever die in your new life?
(a) A girl.
(b) A boy.
(c) An old man.
(d) An old lady.

8. Scales: Why are humans draining God's strength?
(a) They are feeding off of God.
(b) They are doing drugs.
(c) They require too much attention.
(d) There are too many of them.

9. Mirrors: What does the first death feel like?
(a) Like being hopelessly happy.
(b) Like seeing yourself for the first time.
(c) Like waking from a long sleep.
(d) Like standing up too fast.

10. Adhesion: Why do humans get reincarnated in this afterlife?
(a) Because they don't learn their spiritual lessons.
(b) To help the Collectors understand relationships.
(c) There is no other place for them to go.
(d) To help the Collectors populate the earth.

11. Oz: What do those in the afterlife think about the Creator?
(a) That he will be all knowing.
(b) That he is terrifying.
(c) That he will be loving.
(d) That he is nice.

12. The Unnatural: What happens as people begin to live forever?
(a) They try to run away.
(b) The quality of life declines.
(c) They become board.
(d) They begin to write books.

13. Oz: What does the Creator look like at first?
(a) He has a small face.
(b) He has a huge face.
(c) Like an old man.
(d) Like a cat.

14. Spirals: Why did the creatures create humans?
(a) To help figure out why the creatures existed.
(b) They were lonely.
(c) To help run the afterlife.
(d) To take care of them when they grew old.

15. Egalitaire: This god is very unusual because he/she is:
(a) Sensitive.
(b) Silly.
(c) Angry.
(d) Vengeful.

Short Answer Questions

1. The Cast: All of the people in the background of your life are?

2. Great Expectations: What really happens to people when they die?

3. Adhesion: Who made humans in this story?

4. Perpetuity: What does God hope will happen to the sinners?

5. Adhesion: What do the creators of this afterlife want to understand?

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