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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Reins: Why did the angels sew discord against God?
(a) They didn't like the way God ran things.
(b) They were bored.
(c) They wanted to take over hell.
(d) They said God took credit for their work.

2. The Unnatural: What did you try to do before in this afterlife?
(a) Eradicate death.
(b) Be beautiful.
(c) To die a different way.
(d) Become wealthy.

3. Perpetuity: What does God hope will happen to the sinners?
(a) They will become Gladiators.
(b) They will become as miserable as he is.
(c) They will be happy forever.
(d) They will see the error of their ways.

4. Distance: What is the afterlife like in this story?
(a) A sad place with lots of trees.
(b) A beautiful land without strife.
(c) There is no afterlife.
(d) A wide open empty space.

5. Missing: What happened to men and women while the gods were at war?
(a) They were separated.
(b) They fell in love.
(c) They were sad.
(d) They were lost.

Short Answer Questions

1. Egalitaire: This god realized that a person:

2. Giantess: What does the Giantess consist of?

3. Angst: What is man's job in the afterlife?

4. Spirals: What is unique about God in this afterlife?

5. Mary: What is God's favorite book?

Short Essay Questions

1. Descent of Species: What does the human-turned-horse realize right before he can no longer think?

2. Perpetuity: Why does God treat sinners so well in this afterlife?

3. Spirals: Why do the creatures in this afterlife think humans are so intelligent?

4. Distance: Everyone in this afterlife is allowed to ask the Creator one question. One man asks why God keeps himself separate from man. What is God's answer?

5. Adhesion: What is the adhesive (alluded to in the title) that holds humans together in this story?

6. Missing: Why is the dispute over God's gender irrelevant in this story?

7. Giantess: Why does the princely looking man in this afterlife study humans?

8. Mary: What disappoints God the most about his relationship with humans?

9. The Unnatural: Why do people begin to think that death refers to the death of motivation?

10. The Unnatural: What do you choose in this afterlife that you believe will help the world?

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