View a FREE sample

This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Microbe: What is unique about this afterlife?
(a) Death happens in three stages.
(b) It is in the suburbs.
(c) People don't know they are dead.
(d) There is no afterlife.

2. Graveyard of the Gods: What else finds its way to the afterlife?
(a) Oceans and rivers.
(b) The devil.
(c) The things man has created.
(d) God's brothers and sisters.

3. Ineffable: What happens to the people in a play when the play dies?
(a) They don't go to an afterlife until they die.
(b) They get stuck in the life cycle of the play.
(c) They go to the afterlife with the play.
(d) They forget about the play.

4. Prism: How is this afterlife like a prism?
(a) It is filled with rainbows.
(b) It is a crystal in which a person is trapped.
(c) Each age of a person's life can be split out like light through a prism.
(d) It is clear and can be viewed from all angles.

5. Pantheon: How do the different gods interact with each other?
(a) They love each other.
(b) They take sides with the main god or against him.
(c) There is bitter competition.
(d) They do not realize the other gods exist.

6. Narcisuss: What is in the holy book carried around by cartographers?
(a) Stories.
(b) Letters.
(c) Photographs.
(d) Maps.

7. Will-o-the-Wisp: What is in the lounge in this afterlife?
(a) Large TVs.
(b) A dance floor.
(c) A DJ.
(d) Monitors trained on earth.

8. Conservation: The same quark is responsible for _______________________.
(a) The most lasting afterlife ever.
(b) Too much energy.
(c) Every atom in a human being.
(d) The big bang.

9. Graveyard of the Gods: How do the gods feel about this afterlife?
(a) They feel they are in hell.
(b) They don't know they are in the afterlife.
(c) They love being part of a democracy.
(d) They are always happy.

10. Death Watch: What happens when a computer has been idle for a number of days?
(a) The death switch is activated.
(b) The calendar is blocked off.
(c) The stopwatch is started.
(d) The microcamera is examined.

11. Narcisuss: Who created humans?
(a) Quarks.
(b) Cartographers.
(c) Photographers.
(d) Politicians.

12. Microbe: What is God?
(a) A dead body.
(b) A microbe the size of bacterium.
(c) A cell.
(d) A fat man.

13. Pantheon: Who are the only beings these gods can empathize with?
(a) Humans.
(b) Cows.
(c) Angels.
(d) Dogs.

14. Blueprints: What are people given the opportunity to view in this afterlife?
(a) The Book of Truth.
(b) Their funerals.
(c) The underlying code.
(d) Their friend's lives.

15. Seed: How does God behave in the afterlife?
(a) He spends time with humans.
(b) He is isolated.
(c) He is aloof.
(d) He throws parties all the time.

Short Answer Questions

1. Reversal: What are you confronted with in your second life?

2. Seed: How did God come to create man?

3. Graveyard of the Gods: What populates this afterlife?

4. Ineffable: What happens to a play or a conflict when it ends?

5. Ineffable: What is not generally known about what happens when these things die?

(see the answer keys)

This section contains 543 words (approx. 2 pages at 300 words per page) View a FREE sample