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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Microbe: What is unique about this afterlife?
(a) People don't know they are dead.
(b) Death happens in three stages.
(c) There is no afterlife.
(d) It is in the suburbs.

2. Subjunctive: What are people judged on in this afterlife?
(a) How they compare to others.
(b) What they could have been.
(c) How they treated animals.
(d) What they did to others.

3. Quantum: What type of scenario causes mixed signals for people?
(a) When people are in a room with god.
(b) When people are outside in the country.
(c) When people are in a room with a lover.
(d) When people are inside a house.

4. Death Watch: What became difficult for people who were still alive?
(a) Getting money transferred from bank to bank.
(b) Finding lost emails.
(c) To figure out how to hit the switch.
(d) To determine who was alive and who was dead.

5. Quantum: What does the angel notice about the people in this afterlife?
(a) They are always angry.
(b) They are confused.
(c) They are dying.
(d) They are happy.

6. Graveyard of the Gods: How do the gods feel about this afterlife?
(a) They feel they are in hell.
(b) They are always happy.
(c) They don't know they are in the afterlife.
(d) They love being part of a democracy.

7. Absence: What do the angels look like in this afterlife?
(a) They are gaunt.
(b) They are robust.
(c) They are always happy.
(d) They are dressed like jokers.

8. Seed: What did humans develop from?
(a) Molecules that were heated in the sun.
(b) Cells that bonded with atoms.
(c) Atoms that bonded with electrons.
(d) Neutrons that expanded with water.

9. Ineffable: What is not generally known about what happens when these things die?
(a) They are forgotten.
(b) They trap people in them.
(c) They have an afterlife too.
(d) They are erased from memory.

10. Death Watch: What is installed in computers in this story?
(a) A stopwatch.
(b) A microcamera.
(c) A death calendar.
(d) A death switch.

11. Impulse: What is the afterlife like for humans?
(a) All rainbows and bubbles.
(b) It is difficult and depressing.
(c) The afterlife is like a computer game.
(d) There is no afterlife.

12. Death Watch: What happens when a computer has been idle for a number of days?
(a) The calendar is blocked off.
(b) The death switch is activated.
(c) The microcamera is examined.
(d) The stopwatch is started.

13. Prism: How does God solve his problem?
(a) He allows people to be all ages at once.
(b) He allows people to all be the same height.
(c) He creates all people at the same weight.
(d) He creates all people with the same intelligence.

14. Encore: How do the Creators try to create you in the afterlife?
(a) Exactly as you were in life.
(b) As your opposite sex counterpart.
(c) In their image.
(d) Better than you ever were.

15. Impulse: Why do humans have an emotional yearning for companionship?
(a) They long to be seperate from the computer.
(b) People want to have friends.
(c) It is the result of a rogue algorithm.
(d) They are created in the image of the programmers.

Short Answer Questions

1. Quantum: People in this afterlife live __________________.

2. Subjunctive: What are people confronted with here?

3. Ineffable: What happens to the cells in a body when a person dies?

4. Microbe: What happens to the microbes when a body dies?

5. Search: How often do your atoms pull together again?

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