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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Who is Ter?
(a) Self-appointed leader of the bake sale.
(b) Jared's arch nemesis.
(c) Jared's number one customer for weed cookies.
(d) Jared's math tutor.

2. What does Sarah want to do to Jared in Chapter 21: "Home Alone" that he says no to, because it makes him too uncomfortable?
(a) Tie him up.
(b) Blindfold him.
(c) Bite his lip.
(d) Cut him with an Exacto knife.

3. Why does Jared not accept the hitchhiking ride he is finally offered in Chapter 19: "Adventures of the All Natives"?
(a) The woman appears to turn into a monster.
(b) Crows fly by and warn him not to.
(c) The woman knows his mother.
(d) A dog in the backseat is growling at him.

4. When Jared's mom wakes him up in the middle of the night in Chapter 8: "The Christmas Tree Hunt," where does she say they are going?
(a) To sell marijuana cookies.
(b) The hunting cabin.
(c) Sledding.
(d) The hospital.

5. In Chapter 19: "Adventures at the All Native," what has someone written on Jared's forehead when he was passed out?
(a) Poo.
(b) Mommy.
(c) A smiley face.
(d) L.

Short Answer Questions

1. What food does Matt, the last tenet in Jared's house, provide and ask Matt to cook them for dinner?

2. What drug has Jared's dad recently gone through withdrawal from?

3. What instrument does Sarah compare Jared to in Chapter 21: "Home Alone"?

4. Who does Jared wake up to in his bed, in Chapter 16: "Rockstar"?

5. At the beginning of Chapter 11: "Requiem For the Trilobites," where are the trilobites going on a Monday?

Short Essay Questions

1. What happens between Jared and Destiny in Chapter 15: "Destiny Knocks"?

2. Where does Jared wake up in Chapter 12: "New Years Weltschmerz," and what does he learn happened the night before, which he cannot remember?

3. Who does Jared meet on the bus in Chapter 10: "Abandonment Issues" in his way to his father's apartment, and how does he feel about it?

4. What does Nana Sophia's and Jared exchange involve in Chapter 5: "The Advice and Wisdom of Nana Sophia"?

5. What does Jared experience with the crows in Chapter 23: "Doctor Who Marathon"?

6. What does Jared learn in Chapter 13: "Oxydipal Complex" his dad has been deceiving him about?

7. What does Ebony Stewart want from Jared in Chapter 9: "Cooking With Ebony", and how does she get it?

8. In Chapter 7: "Norman Rockwell Redux," it is revealed that Jared has been doing what with the money he makes selling weed cookies?

9. Why does Jared cut his own hair in Chapter 8: "The Christmas Tree Hunt"?

10. How does Jared seem to win respect from Dylan in Chapter 9: "Cooking With Ebony"?

(see the answer keys)

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