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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Why does Jared's mom hurt David?
(a) David tries to hurt Jared.
(b) He steals money from her.
(c) He asks her to marry him.
(d) He tries to break up with her.

2. How long is Destiny gone when she goes to get diapers in Chapter 10: "Abandonment Issues"?
(a) 4 hours.
(b) 1 hour.
(c) 3 hours.
(d) All night.

3. Who is Destiny?
(a) Jared's step-mother.
(b) Jared's pregnant cousin.
(c) A girl at Jared's school.
(d) Jared's step-sister.

4. Who does Jared buy the weed for his cookies from?
(a) Death Threat.
(b) Ter.
(c) Mrs. Brantford.
(d) Mrs. Jak.

5. What food does Matt, the last tenet in Jared's house, provide and ask Matt to cook them for dinner?
(a) Steak.
(b) Pork chops.
(c) Spaghetti.
(d) Potroast.

6. Who threatens Jared, in Chapter 23: "Doctor Who Marathon," on Crashpad's behalf?
(a) Crashpad's dad.
(b) Crashpad's mom.
(c) Crashpad's sister.
(d) Crashpad himself.

7. At the beginning of Chapter 11: "Requiem For the Trilobites," where are the trilobites going on a Monday?
(a) In circles.
(b) The Mariana trench.
(c) A nearby mountain.
(d) Starbucks.

8. What nickname does Jared's dad have for him?
(a) Jelly Roll.
(b) JJ.
(c) Junebug.
(d) Jelly Bean.

9. Who spends the night at Jared's house in Chapter 21: "Home Alone"?
(a) Ebony.
(b) Sarah.
(c) Dylan.
(d) Crashpad.

10. Why does Jared shower at school in Chapter 21: "Home Alone"?
(a) He has no warm water anymore at home.
(b) He slipped and got muddy on his way to school.
(c) The shower is broken at home.
(d) It feels safer than showering at home.

11. Who offers to pay Jared for good grades?
(a) Nana Anita.
(b) His mother.
(c) Nana Sophia.
(d) Mrs. Jaks.

12. Who posts the new YouTube video named "Cookie Dude" in Chapter 17: "Cookie Dude?
(a) Crashpad.
(b) Ebony.
(c) Jared.
(d) Dylan.

13. When Jared's mom wakes him up in the middle of the night in Chapter 8: "The Christmas Tree Hunt," where does she say they are going?
(a) The hospital.
(b) Sledding.
(c) To sell marijuana cookies.
(d) The hunting cabin.

14. What is the name of the pulp-and-paper mill Jared's dad used to work at?
(a) Eurocan.
(b) Europulp.
(c) Euromill.
(d) European pulp-and-paper.

15. What is Jared's dad's name?
(a) Phil.
(b) Wee'git.
(c) Wayne.
(d) Peter.

Short Answer Questions

1. Who is there a cardboard figure of on the front door of the Powder House?

2. What is Jared afraid his mom and Richie may have stolen in Chapter 8: "The Christmas Tree Hunt"?

3. Who is Anita Moody?

4. What does George request to be called?

5. What does Destiny name her baby?

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