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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Who does Jared encounter arguing in the parking lot in Chapter 19: "Adventures of the All Natives"?
(a) Dylan and Sarah.
(b) Dylan and Ebony.
(c) Crashpad and Dylan.
(d) A group of crows.

2. What is the name of the pulp-and-paper mill Jared's dad used to work at?
(a) Eurocan.
(b) Europulp.
(c) European pulp-and-paper.
(d) Euromill.

3. What does Jared believe happened to his soul during the traumatic event with his mom and David?
(a) It exploded in light.
(b) It shrivelled and died.
(c) It popped out his body.
(d) It went dark.

4. In Chapter 1, what movie does Nana Sophia lead Jared's parents to believe she is going to watch with Jared?
(a) Monster's Inc.
(b) Spider-Man.
(c) The Lion King.
(d) Toy Story.

5. How many messages from Destiny does Jared wake up to on New Years Day?
(a) 10.
(b) 12.
(c) 17.
(d) 7.

6. Who is the little girl in Chapter 1 whom Jared refuses to play with and swears at?
(a) Biana.
(b) Becky.
(c) Brittany.
(d) Beth.

7. What does Jared call his dog in Chapter 3: "The Food of Worms"?
(a) Baby.
(b) Betty.
(c) Booger.
(d) Bow-wow.

8. When Destiny visits Jared at his room in Chapter 15: "Destiny Knocks," what does he have taped to his ceiling?
(a) A Darth Vader cardboard cutout.
(b) A poster of a girl in a bikini.
(c) A dart board.
(d) Pictures of him with his dog.

9. In Chapter 5: "The Advice and Wisdom of Nana Sophia," when does Nana Sophia said she is moving back to Canada?
(a) In the spring.
(b) In three months.
(c) In the summer.
(d) In two years.

10. When visiting his mom's friends in Prince Rupert, what game do the other kids invite Jared to play with them?
(a) Gin rummy.
(b) Tag.
(c) Truth or Dare.
(d) Hide-and-Seek.

11. Who posts the new YouTube video named "Cookie Dude" in Chapter 17: "Cookie Dude?
(a) Ebony.
(b) Jared.
(c) Dylan.
(d) Crashpad.

12. Who spends the night at Jared's house in Chapter 21: "Home Alone"?
(a) Crashpad.
(b) Dylan.
(c) Sarah.
(d) Ebony.

13. What instrument does Sarah compare Jared to in Chapter 21: "Home Alone"?
(a) A cello.
(b) A drum.
(c) An electric guitar.
(d) An upright bass.

14. Who is Ter?
(a) Jared's math tutor.
(b) Jared's arch nemesis.
(c) Self-appointed leader of the bake sale.
(d) Jared's number one customer for weed cookies.

15. At the beginning of Chapter 11: "Requiem For the Trilobites," where are the trilobites going on a Monday?
(a) Starbucks.
(b) In circles.
(c) The Mariana trench.
(d) A nearby mountain.

Short Answer Questions

1. What weapon does Jared's mother use against David?

2. Where does Jared believe he visited during the traumatic event with David and his mom?

3. What does Destiny name her baby?

4. What does Jared decorate the little Christmas tree in his room with, in Chapter 15: "Destiny Knocks"?

5. What does Jared learn about his dad's insurance money in Chapter 13: "Oxydipal Complex"?

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