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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. At the beginning of Chapter 11: "Requiem For the Trilobites," where are the trilobites going on a Monday?
(a) A nearby mountain.
(b) Starbucks.
(c) In circles.
(d) The Mariana trench.

2. Who does Jared buy the weed for his cookies from?
(a) Mrs. Brantford.
(b) Mrs. Jak.
(c) Death Threat.
(d) Ter.

3. Who is Ebony's boyfriend?
(a) Blake.
(b) Jared.
(c) No one, she is single.
(d) Dylan.

4. Whose haircut does Jared imitate in Chapter 8: "The Christmas Tree Hunt"?
(a) His dad's.
(b) Blake's.
(c) Richie's.
(d) Dylan's.

5. Where does Jared believe he visited during the traumatic event with David and his mom?
(a) Heaven.
(b) The local park.
(c) His dad's apartment.
(d) Mrs. Jaks' house.

6. What weapon does Jared's mother use against David?
(a) A hammer.
(b) A baseball bat.
(c) A nailgun.
(d) A knife.

7. Why does Jared's mom hurt David?
(a) He steals money from her.
(b) He tries to break up with her.
(c) David tries to hurt Jared.
(d) He asks her to marry him.

8. What does Jared call his dog in Chapter 3: "The Food of Worms"?
(a) Bow-wow.
(b) Booger.
(c) Betty.
(d) Baby.

9. What do the crows want from Jared in Chapter 23: "Doctor Who Marathon"?
(a) Fish guts.
(b) A promise.
(c) Pork chop gristle.
(d) Left over noodles.

10. What does Sarah insinuate about Dylan in Chapter 22: "Ragged-Ass Road" that makes Jared uncomfortable?
(a) That Dylan has a crush on Jared.
(b) That Dylan has started a rumor about Jared at school.
(c) That Dylan stole one of Jared's shirts.
(d) That Dylan stole money from Jared.

11. Where does Dylan end up sleeping at the end of Chapter 19: "Adventures of the All Natives"?
(a) Jared's backyard.
(b) Jared's bathtub.
(c) His truck, parked in front of Jared's house.
(d) Jared's bed.

12. Who is there a cardboard figure of on the front door of the Powder House?
(a) Princess Lea.
(b) Yoda.
(c) Darth Vader.
(d) Luke Skywalker.

13. What does Sarah want to do to Jared in Chapter 21: "Home Alone" that he says no to, because it makes him too uncomfortable?
(a) Cut him with an Exacto knife.
(b) Blindfold him.
(c) Bite his lip.
(d) Tie him up.

14. In Chapter 16: "Rockstar," who is Sarah?
(a) Destiny's best friend.
(b) Mrs. Jak's granddaughter.
(c) Jared's aunt.
(d) Dylan's sister.

15. Why does Jared not accept the hitchhiking ride he is finally offered in Chapter 19: "Adventures of the All Natives"?
(a) Crows fly by and warn him not to.
(b) A dog in the backseat is growling at him.
(c) The woman appears to turn into a monster.
(d) The woman knows his mother.

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Jared put his last $20 toward at the beginning of Chapter 22: "Ragged-Ass Road"?

2. When Jared is trying to hitchhike home in Chapter 19: "Adventures of the All Natives," what color is the car that finally pulls over for him?

3. What is the name of the protest Sarah and Jared attend in Chapter 18: "KFC & Beer Solve Everything"?

4. Why does Jared shower at school in Chapter 21: "Home Alone"?

5. How many messages from Destiny does Jared wake up to on New Years Day?

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