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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. How does Ebony convince Jared to move his cookie business to her kitchen?
(a) She offers to introduce him to his crush.
(b) She threatens him.
(c) She flirts with him, touching his leg.
(d) She bribes him, saying she will help him with his homework.

2. At the beginning of Chapter 11: "Requiem For the Trilobites," where are the trilobites going on a Monday?
(a) Starbucks.
(b) In circles.
(c) The Mariana trench.
(d) A nearby mountain.

3. Who spends the night at Jared's house in Chapter 21: "Home Alone"?
(a) Crashpad.
(b) Ebony.
(c) Sarah.
(d) Dylan.

4. In Chapter 19: "Adventures at the All Native," what has someone written on Jared's forehead when he was passed out?
(a) L.
(b) Poo.
(c) Mommy.
(d) A smiley face.

5. What does Jared's mom say at then end of Chapter 22: "Ragged-Ass Road" when she returns after being gone for months and Jared apologizes?
(a) "You aren't sorry. But you will be" (175).
(b) "No words. Let's just move forward" (175).
(c) "Of course I forgive you, you jerk" (175).
(d) "I don't believe you" (175).

6. Why does Jared's mom hurt David?
(a) David tries to hurt Jared.
(b) He asks her to marry him.
(c) He steals money from her.
(d) He tries to break up with her.

7. What is Jared's mother's name?
(a) Maggie.
(b) Sophia.
(c) Anita.
(d) Emory.

8. What does Jared call his dog in Chapter 3: "The Food of Worms"?
(a) Bow-wow.
(b) Betty.
(c) Baby.
(d) Booger.

9. In Chapter 1, what movie does Nana Sophia take Jared to see at the movie theater?
(a) Spider-Man.
(b) Terminator.
(c) Toy Story.
(d) Monster's Inc.

10. Who shows up drunk on Crashpad's doorstep in Chapter 23: "Doctor Who Marathon"?
(a) Crashpad.
(b) Dylan.
(c) Jared's mom.
(d) Destiny.

11. Who is Ter?
(a) Jared's number one customer for weed cookies.
(b) Jared's math tutor.
(c) Jared's arch nemesis.
(d) Self-appointed leader of the bake sale.

12. What does Jared believe happened to his soul during the traumatic event with his mom and David?
(a) It went dark.
(b) It popped out his body.
(c) It shrivelled and died.
(d) It exploded in light.

13. How is Jared injured at the Powder House?
(a) He slips in the kitchen and hits his head on the counter.
(b) He gets in a fight and is punched.
(c) He burns his hand in the oven while making cookies.
(d) Someone hits him over the head.

14. What instrument does Sarah compare Jared to in Chapter 21: "Home Alone"?
(a) A cello.
(b) A drum.
(c) An electric guitar.
(d) An upright bass.

15. Who does Jared's mom date soon after his dad leaves them?
(a) Richie.
(b) David.
(c) Billy.
(d) Stanley.

Short Answer Questions

1. What drug has Jared's dad recently gone through withdrawal from?

2. What does Jared ask George to do with the video of his and Jared's fight?

3. What does Jared ask of his Nana Sophia in Chapter 21: "Home Alone"?

4. Whose haircut does Jared imitate in Chapter 8: "The Christmas Tree Hunt"?

5. What does Sarah want to do to Jared in Chapter 21: "Home Alone" that he says no to, because it makes him too uncomfortable?

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