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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What impression does the old man give of Chiquita's mother's house?
(a) It is the most important thing on the block.
(b) He does not care about it at all.
(c) It is an empty lot.
(d) It should be filled with broken glasses and rubbish.

2. What are half the brothas in the classifieds looking for?
(a) Other brothas.
(b) Children to adopt.
(c) A green card.
(d) A sugar mommy.

3. Which part of the south is Chiquita from?
(a) Georgia.
(b) Mississippi.
(c) Alabama.
(d) Tennessee.

4. What texture does the man's lips have?
(a) A lacquered wooden finish.
(b) A rubbery texture.
(c) A plasticky tecture.
(d) A metallic shine.

5. When does Thaddeus look like his father?
(a) When he shows off his stomach.
(b) When he struts around arrogantly.
(c) When his face gets stern.
(d) When he loses weight.

6. What makes Inda feel ashamed?
(a) Not talking enough.
(b) The daylight.
(c) Not being able to quit smoking.
(d) Her alcohol addiction.

7. Who is going to get Daniel's car?
(a) His parents.
(b) His ex-wife.
(c) Valerie.
(d) His sister.

8. Why does Inda have Roscoe?
(a) To shoot pigeons.
(b) To keep alive the memory of his father.
(c) She doesn't want to abort.
(d) For protection at work.

9. Who would Inda pay $1.98 per minute to talk to?
(a) No one.
(b) Her friends.
(c) Denzel.
(d) Complete strangers.

10. Which item of Daniel's furniture does Valerie feel is waiting for her?
(a) The television.
(b) The mini-stereo.
(c) The shipping box.
(d) The bed.

11. What kind of work meeting does Valerie have on the weekend?
(a) Anger management.
(b) Alliance dissolution.
(c) Performance appraisal.
(d) Crisis resolution.

12. What does Chiquita know about men?
(a) Their weakness.
(b) Their physical strength.
(c) Their worst habit.
(d) Their favorite meal.

13. Which cartoon character is on Inda's shirt that Valerie puts on?
(a) Daffy Duck.
(b) Donald Duck.
(c) Bugs Bunny.
(d) Mickey Mouse.

14. Who has Daniel already seen Valerie driving with?
(a) Inda.
(b) Raymond.
(c) Walter.
(d) Nobody.

15. What does BET show after midnight?
(a) Religious messages.
(b) Tupperware commercials.
(c) The weather report.
(d) Half-naked women.

Short Answer Questions

1. What color is Daniel's carpet?

2. What emergency does Thaddeus bring news of?

3. What does Chiquita offer to do?

4. What type of hat is Inda's father wearing?

5. Where was Martin Luther King assassinated?

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