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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What disturbs Chiquita about her lover man's place?
(a) It is too clean.
(b) It is too dirty.
(c) It smells like cat litter.
(d) It smells of cigarettes.

2. What car does Valerie drive?
(a) A Chevy Camaro.
(b) A BMW.
(c) A Paseo.
(d) A Lifecycle.

3. What reassures Valerie about her desirability?
(a) Her mother's approval.
(b) Her husband's attention.
(c) The way her skin feels to her touch.
(d) Compliments from younger men.

4. Why does Inda care about Andre giving her a towel after getting busy?
(a) She hates being sweaty.
(b) She likes to use it as a pillow.
(c) It shows consideration.
(d) She likes the smell of fresh laundry.

5. What dance moves can Valerie remember?
(a) Seventies disco dancing.
(b) African rhythms.
(c) Old Soul Train moves.
(d) Cheerleader routines.

6. Who is Carlton?
(a) Chiquita's brother.
(b) Inda's lover man.
(c) Inda's cat.
(d) Valerie's ex boyfriend.

7. What does Valerie write on her note to Walter?
(a) She wants him to call her as soon as he can.
(b) She is going out to meet a new man.
(c) She does not want to be as rude as he is.
(d) She is just going out to get some milk and groceries.

8. What does Walter sell?
(a) Exotic cars.
(b) Autographed footballs.
(c) Diet pills.
(d) Cheerleading outfits.

9. What does Valerie drink in the club?
(a) White wine.
(b) Coffee with milk.
(c) Soft drink.
(d) Vodka with soda.

10. Which drink does Inda buy Valerie to congratulate her?
(a) Sex on the Beach.
(b) Long Island Iced Tea.
(c) Vodka martini.
(d) Screaming Orgasm.

11. Which household chore does Walter not like?
(a) Doing the dishes.
(b) Dusting.
(c) Vacuuming.
(d) Window wiping.

12. Where does Daniel kiss Valerie after the dance?
(a) On the cheek.
(b) On the top of her hands.
(c) On the back of her neck.
(d) On the lips.

13. Where does Valerie's mother hold weight?
(a) Her neck and shoulders.
(b) The hips and thighs.
(c) Her arms and hands.
(d) Her stomach.

14. What does Inda say to get Red's attention?
(a) Shut up and listen.
(b) I'm pregnant.
(c) Scratch my booty.
(d) I'll beat your ass.

15. How thick is Walter's moustache?
(a) Handlebar.
(b) Thick as a hedge.
(c) He does not have one.
(d) Pencil-thin.

Short Answer Questions

1. Where does Chiquita's lover man live?

2. Why would Valerie stand in front of Walter after slow dancing?

3. Where did Daniel get married?

4. Where does Chiquita hide?

5. What build does Valerie's attractive new neighbor have?

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