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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What is the difference between men and women's sexual urges, according to Inda?
(a) Men don't act on them.
(b) Women don't have them.
(c) Men act on them.
(d) Women act on them.

2. Why did Daniel leave the club without saying goodbye?
(a) Inda told him to get leave Valerie alone.
(b) He thought he'd made a fool of himself.
(c) He was playing hard to get.
(d) He felt guilty about his wife.

3. What would it mean if Daniel acts sleepy when Valerie calls him?
(a) He is tired.
(b) He is married.
(c) He already has company.
(d) He did not want her to call him.

4. What kind of ring does Chiquita want from her lover man?
(a) An engagement ring.
(b) A token of his love for her.
(c) An onion ring.
(d) A friendship ring.

5. What does Chiquita's apartment not have much of?
(a) Furniture.
(b) Cooking utensils.
(c) Sunlight.
(d) Windows.

6. What statuette sits on Walter's nightstand?
(a) Salesman of the Year.
(b) World's greatest dad.
(c) Employee of the month.
(d) Teacher's pet.

7. Why would Valerie stand in front of Walter after slow dancing?
(a) To hide his hard-on.
(b) To make sure the other girls knew to keep their distance.
(c) So he could embrace her from behind.
(d) To feel his breath on her neck.

8. Where does Inda get three solid numbers?
(a) The Celebrity.
(b) Tilly's Terrace.
(c) Def Comedy Jam.
(d) Main Street.

9. How does Daniel give Valerie his phone number?
(a) He writes it on a napkin at her table.
(b) He slips a note into her pocket while they dance.
(c) He gives her his business card.
(d) He leaves it on her car.

10. What reassures Valerie about her desirability?
(a) The way her skin feels to her touch.
(b) Her husband's attention.
(c) Compliments from younger men.
(d) Her mother's approval.

11. Where does Daniel kiss Valerie after the dance?
(a) On the cheek.
(b) On the lips.
(c) On the back of her neck.
(d) On the top of her hands.

12. Which drink does Inda buy Valerie to congratulate her?
(a) Long Island Iced Tea.
(b) Vodka martini.
(c) Screaming Orgasm.
(d) Sex on the Beach.

13. Which type of incense does Valerie burn?
(a) Patchouli.
(b) Sandalwood.
(c) Cinnamon.
(d) Frankincense.

14. Why does Valerie buy Baby Got Back?
(a) For educational reasons.
(b) It was on sale.
(c) It was recommended to her by a friend.
(d) She had read good reviews about it in the local paper.

15. What does Inda say to get Red's attention?
(a) Shut up and listen.
(b) I'm pregnant.
(c) I'll beat your ass.
(d) Scratch my booty.

Short Answer Questions

1. Why does Inda chase Valerie across the beach?

2. Who does Inda think she should of married?

3. What is Valerie's ritual?

4. What did Valerie swear she would never let go?

5. Where did Daniel's ex-wife work?

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