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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. How does Inda suggest Valerie ward off unfavorable suitors?
(a) Tell them she is only into other women.
(b) Flash her ring.
(c) Show them her empty wallet.
(d) Tell them she is pregnant.

2. What does Valerie drink in the club?
(a) White wine.
(b) Vodka with soda.
(c) Soft drink.
(d) Coffee with milk.

3. What is meant by a girl lying for GP?
(a) Gross promiscuity.
(b) General practitioner.
(c) Gross petulance.
(d) General purpose.

4. How thick is Walter's moustache?
(a) Pencil-thin.
(b) He does not have one.
(c) Thick as a hedge.
(d) Handlebar.

5. Why does Valerie buy Baby Got Back?
(a) She had read good reviews about it in the local paper.
(b) It was recommended to her by a friend.
(c) For educational reasons.
(d) It was on sale.

6. What kept Valerie's body firm at UCLA?
(a) Pilates.
(b) Track and field.
(c) Cheerleading.
(d) Yoga.

7. Who does Inda think she should of married?
(a) Andre.
(b) Dante.
(c) Quincy.
(d) Walter.

8. Where will Chiquita not do?
(a) San Francisco.
(b) Memphis.
(c) Detroit.
(d) Los Angeles.

9. Which drink does Inda buy Valerie to congratulate her?
(a) Screaming Orgasm.
(b) Vodka martini.
(c) Long Island Iced Tea.
(d) Sex on the Beach.

10. What does Valerie order when she meets Daniel at Denny's?
(a) A French Slam.
(b) A large orange juice.
(c) Cheeseburger and fries.
(d) A chocolate sundae.

11. Where does Chiquita hide?
(a) In the guest room.
(b) In the bathroom.
(c) Inside her car.
(d) In the closet.

12. What reassures Valerie about her desirability?
(a) Her mother's approval.
(b) The way her skin feels to her touch.
(c) Compliments from younger men.
(d) Her husband's attention.

13. What does the waitress at Denny's think is the relationship between Valerie and Daniel?
(a) First date.
(b) Brother and sister.
(c) Already married.
(d) Work colleagues.

14. Why does Inda push Valerie onto the rug?
(a) Valerie sits on her.
(b) She is angry at being woken up so early.
(c) Valerie has bad breath.
(d) Valerie has not yet showered.

15. Who is Walter arguing with when Valerie finds him the morning after?
(a) A TV referee.
(b) Their pet dog.
(c) The woman on the phone.
(d) The neighbors.

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Chiquita's apartment not have much of?

2. Who does Inda look like?

3. Why won't Chiquita move to LA?

4. What has Chiquita never had?

5. Why would Valerie stand in front of Walter after slow dancing?

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