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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. For how much does Bee sell a gender?
(a) $22.
(b) $11.
(c) $44.
(d) $33.

2. With which of the following does “Our Dope Future” begin?
(a) “You catch a fish, and it throws you back.”
(b) “Waddap!”
(c) “Dear Tony.”
(d) “This is a comprehensive, regularly updated summary and analysis of the affair known as ‘Botgate.’”

3. To what fruit is the reader compared?
(a) Orange.
(b) Apple.
(c) Pear.
(d) Kiwi.

4. What is the name of Max’s meal-replacement shake?
(a) GöödSauce.
(b) DöpeDrink.
(c) DöpeSauce.
(d) GöödDrink.

5. How long does Max report spending on the toilet?
(a) 60 minutes.
(b) 40 minutes.
(c) 20 minutes.
(d) 30 minutes.

Short Answer Questions

1. What program does Max install on Alison’s phone?

2. Which of the following conditions does Bee note having?

3. Which of the following features does the worst person ever dated display?

4. In which of the following countries is Max apprehended?

5. With which of the following does “Main Character” begin?

Short Essay Questions

1. How does Bee describe Kant?

2. Why does Max demur in helping Alison find a new place to live?

3. In the commuting metaphor, why is the person addressed assumed to think the other driver took an exit?

4. What is the unfairness of the sixth metaphor?

5. What was Max’s “solo debate club” (144)?

6. What event gets Bee grounded?

7. What does Max note Alison watches online?

8. Why did Bee’s mother pinch Bee’s nose?

9. What does Max imagine goes on with Alison as she meditates?

10. What does Max express as a purpose for giving his account?

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