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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. With which of the following does “Pics” begin?
(a) “Waddap!”
(b) “It takes Kant a year to write the one-paragraph mass email.”
(c) “Love is mutual, which means Alison’s never been in love.”
(d) “This is a comprehensive, regularly updated summary and analysis of the affair known as ‘Botgate.’”

2. Which of the following words does Alison note is an “ick” for her?
(a) Moist.
(b) Cromulent.
(c) Thiotimoline.
(d) Quiscaline.

3. With what part of his body is the focal character of “The Feminist” dissatisfied?
(a) Knees.
(b) Head.
(c) Toes.
(d) Shoulders.

4. With which of the following does “Ahegao” end?
(a) “If you catch my meaning.”
(b) “What if this works, what then?”
(c) “Despite their famous aversion to being known, whoever is behind this drama may take some comfort in the sincerity of our desire to know them, even—or especially—if we invented them.”
(d) “No?”

5. Which of the following does Alison use as a pseudonym for her dates?
(a) Confused Celiac Architect.
(b) Happy Pescatarian Accountant.
(c) Angry Vegan Doctor.
(d) Sad Carnivore Lawyer.

6. Which of the following does the focal character of “The Feminist” report reading?
(a) Nenola.
(b) Gardey.
(c) Astellara.
(d) Sanger.

7. Which of the following does Kant notice smelling?
(a) Limburger.
(b) Anchovies.
(c) Olive.
(d) Pickles.

8. Which of the following does Julian have in his apartment?
(a) Butter beer.
(b) Ginger beer.
(c) Root beer.
(d) Lager beer.

9. Where had Alison been afflicted by a blowfly larva?
(a) Zambia.
(b) Tanzania.
(c) Malawi.
(d) Kenya.

10. With which of the following does “Ahegao” begin?
(a) “This is a comprehensive, regularly updated summary and analysis of the affair known as ‘Botgate.’”
(b) “It takes Kant a year to write the one-paragraph mass email.”
(c) “Waddap!”
(d) “You catch a fish, and it throws you back.”

11. What surgery does Kant report having had?
(a) Carpal tunnel.
(b) Appendectomy.
(c) Rhinoplasty.
(d) ACL.

12. With which of the following does “Pics” end?
(a) “Despite their famous aversion to being known, whoever is behind this drama may take some comfort in the sincerity of our desire to know them, even—or especially—if we invented them.”
(b) “No?”
(c) “After many years she will see the whole saga not as a tragedy but as the beginning of a horrific process of self-understanding, at the end of which she will accept that whether or not it has been her choice, to be and feel nothing will be all that has made life possible.”
(d) “What if this works, what then?”

13. Which of the following programs do Alison and Neil watch together?
(a) Hoarders.
(b) My 600-Pound Life.
(c) Honey Boo-boo.
(d) Pickers.

14. What muscles does the focal character of “The Feminist” target at the gym?
(a) Biceps.
(b) Triceps.
(c) Pectorals.
(d) Deltoids.

15. Which of the following exercises does Kant attempt?
(a) Deadlifts.
(b) Burpees.
(c) Russian twists.
(d) Squats.

Short Answer Questions

1. Which of the following had been a title for Alison’s group chat?

2. As what part of speech does “The Feminist” remark “female” is best used?

3. What kind of marathon does the focal character of “The Feminist” note being amenable to?

4. Which of the following had an assignation with Yelmer?

5. To which of the following does the focal character of “The Feminist” compare chastity?

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