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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does the fisherman try in the fourteenth metaphor?
(a) Cages.
(b) Pistol.
(c) Bow and arrow.
(d) Chicken livers.

2. What model car does Bee report buying in high school?
(a) Accord.
(b) Taurus.
(c) Corolla.
(d) Camry.

3. What is the decried neighbor doing in the thirteenth metaphor?
(a) Watching television.
(b) Sleeping.
(c) Reading a book.
(d) Eating dinner.

4. Which of the following does Max provide for Alison?
(a) Idiazabal.
(b) Cheddar.
(c) Manchego.
(d) Brie.

5. What beauty product does Bee’s mother send?
(a) UltraCruz.
(b) White ‘N Brite.
(c) Mane ‘N Tail.
(d) Clear Choice.

6. Which of the following does Max ask if his dates remember?
(a) Juicy Fruit.
(b) Bubble Tape.
(c) Fruit by the Foot.
(d) Double Bubble.

7. What sauce does Bee note being used in Bee’s childhood home?
(a) Tamari.
(b) Marmite.
(c) Maggie.
(d) Loveage.

8. In what state did Bee grow up?
(a) Vermont.
(b) Massachusetts.
(c) Connecticut.
(d) Rhode Island.

9. On what startup is Max working when Alison relocates with him?
(a) SeatWeights.
(b) SweatSeats.
(c) SeatSweats.
(d) SweetSweats.

10. How many IKEA bags does Alison require to relocate with Max?
(a) 5.
(b) 6.
(c) 7.
(d) 4.

11. Which of the following is a flavor of Max’s meal-replacement shake?
(a) CBD Clam Chowder.
(b) HHC Fish Stew.
(c) Kratom Crawfish Etouffee.
(d) Curcumin Lobster Bisque.

12. For what art does Bee falsely claim to have a passion?
(a) Heta-uma.
(b) Shin-hanga.
(c) Sumi-e.
(d) Ukiyo-e.

13. To what school of philosophy does Max claim to subscribe?
(a) Epicurean.
(b) Existentialist.
(c) Stoic.
(d) Aristotelian.

14. Which of the following is labeled as a metaphor in “Sixteen Metaphors”?
(a) “Plums in the icebox.”
(b) “A cross to bear.”
(c) “A road to hoe.”
(d) “Beat a dead horse.”

15. Which of the following nicknames does Bee acquire?
(a) Phong.
(b) Huan.
(c) Tran.
(d) Bui.

Short Answer Questions

1. With which of the following does “Our Dope Future” begin?

2. What program does Max install on Alison’s phone?

3. Which of the following does Bee note reading?

4. Which of the following does Max claim to have studied?

5. Which of the following conditions does Bee note having?

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