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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Which of the following does Max ask if his dates remember?
(a) Double Bubble.
(b) Fruit by the Foot.
(c) Bubble Tape.
(d) Juicy Fruit.

2. In which Appendix are known variants of The Post indexed?
(a) L.
(b) E.
(c) B.
(d) H.

3. Which of the following does Bee describe as anathema to goth?
(a) Auteur.
(b) Demure.
(c) Voyeur.
(d) Poseur.

4. In which of the following countries is Max apprehended?
(a) Thailand.
(b) Laos.
(c) Vietnam.
(d) Cambodia.

5. From where had Bee’s parents come?
(a) Thailand.
(b) Laos.
(c) Vietnam.
(d) Cambodia.

6. At what age does Max seek to retire?
(a) Never.
(b) 50.
(c) 60.
(d) 40.

7. Which of the following features does the worst person ever dated display?
(a) Long nose hair.
(b) Narrow shoulders.
(c) Nasty toenails.
(d) Nasty fingernails.

8. Which of the following is labeled as a metaphor in “Sixteen Metaphors”?
(a) “A cross to bear.”
(b) “Plums in the icebox.”
(c) “A road to hoe.”
(d) “Beat a dead horse.”

9. What government agency is invoked among the metaphors?
(a) DHS.
(b) CDC.
(c) FDA.
(d) FBI.

10. With which of the following does “Main Character” begin?
(a) “You catch a fish, and it throws you back.”
(b) “If you ask him where he went to high school, he likes to boast that, actually, he went to an all-girls school.”
(c) “Dear Tony.”
(d) “This is a comprehensive, regularly updated summary and analysis of the affair known as ‘Botgate.’”

11. What is the name of Max’s meal-replacement shake?
(a) GöödDrink.
(b) GöödSauce.
(c) DöpeSauce.
(d) DöpeDrink.

12. As whom does Bee dress for Halloween?
(a) Gayatri Chakravorty Spivak.
(b) Judith Butler.
(c) Wendy Brown.
(d) Simone de Beauvoir.

13. To whom does Bee sell a gender?
(a) Seamus.
(b) Danny.
(c) Sean.
(d) Connor.

14. On what startup is Max working when Alison relocates with him?
(a) SweatSeats.
(b) SeatSweats.
(c) SeatWeights.
(d) SweetSweats.

15. Per “Sixteen Metaphors,” what does “metaphor” mean?
(a) To fall.
(b) To throw back.
(c) To bear across.
(d) To delight.

Short Answer Questions

1. Which of the following does Max note was his first successful startup?

2. With which of the following does “Our Dope Future” begin?

3. To where did Max send Alison’s parents?

4. To which author does Bee make reference?

5. Which of the following does Bee note listening to?

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