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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Who is the in-text editor of the Introductory Guide?
(a) Bee.
(b) GlassJawn.
(c) MH-Sleuth.
(d) Thoriental.

2. Which of the following is labeled as a metaphor in “Sixteen Metaphors”?
(a) “A road to hoe.”
(b) “Plums in the icebox.”
(c) “A cross to bear.”
(d) “Beat a dead horse.”

3. Per “Sixteen Metaphors,” what does “rejection” mean?
(a) To delight.
(b) To throw back.
(c) To fall.
(d) To bear across.

4. What model car does Bee report buying in high school?
(a) Corolla.
(b) Camry.
(c) Accord.
(d) Taurus.

5. Which of the following is the first to voice opposition to Bee?
(a) Kant.
(b) Craig.
(c) Binh.
(d) Alison.

6. What program does Max install on Alison’s phone?
(a) PhoneNanny.
(b) WristSlapp.
(c) GetItDone.
(d) AdminAsstApp.

7. Which of the following does Bee reference?
(a) Knight Rider.
(b) Baywatch.
(c) Hoff the Record.
(d) The Young and the Restless.

8. Which of the following is a flavor of Max’s meal-replacement shake?
(a) Vyvnase Tater Chip.
(b) Concerta Fried Okra.
(c) Adderall French Fries.
(d) Ritalin Sweet Potato.

9. For what art does Bee falsely claim to have a passion?
(a) Shin-hanga.
(b) Sumi-e.
(c) Heta-uma.
(d) Ukiyo-e.

10. To what song does Max listen for motivation?
(a) “Under Pressure.”
(b) “Don’t Stop Me Now.”
(c) “Another One Bites the Dust.”
(d) “Princes of the Universe.”

11. Which of the following does Bee note reading?
(a) Blogger.
(b) WordPress.
(c) LiveJournal.
(d) MySpace.

12. With which of the following does “Our Dope Future” begin?
(a) “Waddap!”
(b) “This is a comprehensive, regularly updated summary and analysis of the affair known as ‘Botgate.’”
(c) “You catch a fish, and it throws you back.”
(d) “Dear Tony.”

13. Max is accused of espousing which of the following?
(a) Deleting student records.
(b) Banning solid foods.
(c) Woman farms.
(d) Harvesting topiaries.

14. Which of the following is a flavor of Max’s meal-replacement shake?
(a) Kratom Crawfish Etouffee.
(b) HHC Fish Stew.
(c) CBD Clam Chowder.
(d) Curcumin Lobster Bisque.

15. Which of the following conditions does Bee note having?
(a) Neoteny.
(b) Gerontomorphosis.
(c) Peramorphism.
(d) Idioneny.

Short Answer Questions

1. Which of the following does Max claim to have studied?

2. Which of the following is a suspected alias for Bee?

3. In what state did Bee grow up?

4. Which of the following nicknames does Bee acquire?

5. Which of the following does Bee note Kant would not touch?

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