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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. How many IKEA bags does Alison require to relocate with Max?
(a) 5.
(b) 4.
(c) 7.
(d) 6.

2. What does the fisherman try in the fourteenth metaphor?
(a) Pistol.
(b) Cages.
(c) Bow and arrow.
(d) Chicken livers.

3. What government agency is invoked among the metaphors?
(a) FBI.
(b) DHS.
(c) CDC.
(d) FDA.

4. Which of the following is labeled as a metaphor in “Sixteen Metaphors”?
(a) “Plums in the icebox.”
(b) “A cross to bear.”
(c) “A road to hoe.”
(d) “Beat a dead horse.”

5. In which of the following countries is Max apprehended?
(a) Cambodia.
(b) Thailand.
(c) Vietnam.
(d) Laos.

6. Which of the following does Max ask if his dates remember?
(a) Fruit by the Foot.
(b) Bubble Tape.
(c) Juicy Fruit.
(d) Double Bubble.

7. How much does Max pay for omakase?
(a) $2000.
(b) $2.
(c) $200.
(d) $20.

8. What beauty product does Bee’s mother send?
(a) Mane ‘N Tail.
(b) Clear Choice.
(c) White ‘N Brite.
(d) UltraCruz.

9. What model car does Bee report buying in high school?
(a) Camry.
(b) Taurus.
(c) Corolla.
(d) Accord.

10. Which of the following features does the worst person ever dated display?
(a) Brown fingertips.
(b) Brown eyes.
(c) A bald head.
(d) Brown teeth.

11. What sauce does Bee note being used in Bee’s childhood home?
(a) Loveage.
(b) Marmite.
(c) Tamari.
(d) Maggie.

12. How old is Alison when Max meets her?
(a) 32.
(b) 33.
(c) 31.
(d) 34.

13. Who is the in-text editor of the Introductory Guide?
(a) GlassJawn.
(b) MH-Sleuth.
(c) Thoriental.
(d) Bee.

14. Which of the following does Max buy Alison?
(a) Pomodoro timer.
(b) Massaging chair.
(c) Noise-canceling headphones.
(d) SAD lamp.

15. For what art does Bee falsely claim to have a passion?
(a) Shin-hanga.
(b) Sumi-e.
(c) Ukiyo-e.
(d) Heta-uma.

Short Answer Questions

1. To which author does Bee make reference?

2. In which Appendix are known variants of The Post indexed?

3. To what song does Max listen for motivation?

4. With which of the following does “Main Character” begin?

5. From where had Bee’s parents come?

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