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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. To what school of philosophy does Max claim to subscribe?
(a) Stoic.
(b) Epicurean.
(c) Aristotelian.
(d) Existentialist.

2. Which of the following features does the worst person ever dated display?
(a) A bald head.
(b) Brown eyes.
(c) Brown teeth.
(d) Brown fingertips.

3. To whom does Bee sell a gender?
(a) Sean.
(b) Connor.
(c) Danny.
(d) Seamus.

4. Which of the following does Max provide for Alison?
(a) Cheddar.
(b) Idiazabal.
(c) Brie.
(d) Manchego.

5. What nickname did Bee have in school?
(a) Tiger Boy.
(b) Buffalo Gal.
(c) Elephant Girl.
(d) Rhino Dude.

6. How many countries does Max claim to have visited?
(a) 42.
(b) 37.
(c) 29.
(d) 18.

7. What beauty product does Bee’s mother send?
(a) UltraCruz.
(b) Clear Choice.
(c) White ‘N Brite.
(d) Mane ‘N Tail.

8. What is the name of Max’s meal-replacement shake?
(a) DöpeDrink.
(b) GöödSauce.
(c) DöpeSauce.
(d) GöödDrink.

9. What sauce does Bee note being used in Bee’s childhood home?
(a) Tamari.
(b) Marmite.
(c) Loveage.
(d) Maggie.

10. Which of the following does Bee describe as anathema to goth?
(a) Voyeur.
(b) Poseur.
(c) Auteur.
(d) Demure.

11. How long does Max report spending on the toilet?
(a) 30 minutes.
(b) 20 minutes.
(c) 60 minutes.
(d) 40 minutes.

12. Which of the following is a flavor of Max’s meal-replacement shake?
(a) Ritalin Sweet Potato.
(b) Adderall French Fries.
(c) Vyvnase Tater Chip.
(d) Concerta Fried Okra.

13. To which of the following does Max take Alison?
(a) Madrid.
(b) Seville.
(c) Barcelona.
(d) Valencia.

14. What model car does Bee report buying in high school?
(a) Accord.
(b) Taurus.
(c) Camry.
(d) Corolla.

15. How old is Alison when Max meets her?
(a) 31.
(b) 32.
(c) 33.
(d) 34.

Short Answer Questions

1. What does the fisherman try in the fourteenth metaphor?

2. To where did Max send Alison’s parents?

3. With which of the following does “Our Dope Future” begin?

4. Which of the following does Bee note listening to?

5. With which of the following does “Main Character” begin?

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