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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What kind of shake does Max note drinking?
(a) Creatine Bacon.
(b) DHEA Delight.
(c) Carnitine Ham.
(d) CoQ10 Chop.

2. Per “Sixteen Metaphors,” what does “metaphor” mean?
(a) To fall.
(b) To bear across.
(c) To throw back.
(d) To delight.

3. Who is the in-text editor of the Introductory Guide?
(a) Bee.
(b) Thoriental.
(c) MH-Sleuth.
(d) GlassJawn.

4. To which of the following did Bee listen with friends?
(a) Rob Zombie.
(b) Phish.
(c) Blues Traveler.
(d) Muse.

5. What was the first computer Bee recalls owning?
(a) Apple.
(b) Dell.
(c) Lenovo.
(d) HP.

6. What is the decried neighbor doing in the thirteenth metaphor?
(a) Eating dinner.
(b) Watching television.
(c) Sleeping.
(d) Reading a book.

7. In what state did Bee grow up?
(a) Vermont.
(b) Massachusetts.
(c) Rhode Island.
(d) Connecticut.

8. At what age does Max seek to retire?
(a) 40.
(b) 60.
(c) 50.
(d) Never.

9. To what school of philosophy does Max claim to subscribe?
(a) Aristotelian.
(b) Epicurean.
(c) Stoic.
(d) Existentialist.

10. How much does Max pay for omakase?
(a) $2000.
(b) $20.
(c) $200.
(d) $2.

11. Which of the following is a suspected alias for Bee?
(a) @madonnaharaway.
(b) @ListenAndEvolve.
(c) @thisisnotarealhandle.
(d) @POTUS.

12. How many countries does Max claim to have visited?
(a) 18.
(b) 37.
(c) 42.
(d) 29.

13. What medication does Bee take?
(a) Myorisan.
(b) Claravis.
(c) Accutane.
(d) Absorica.

14. Which of the following is labeled as a metaphor in “Sixteen Metaphors”?
(a) “Plums in the icebox.”
(b) “Beat a dead horse.”
(c) “A road to hoe.”
(d) “A cross to bear.”

15. With which of the following does “Our Dope Future” begin?
(a) “You catch a fish, and it throws you back.”
(b) “Waddap!”
(c) “Dear Tony.”
(d) “This is a comprehensive, regularly updated summary and analysis of the affair known as ‘Botgate.’”

Short Answer Questions

1. What college does Bee attend?

2. What is the name of Max’s meal-replacement shake?

3. What is the name of Max’s private chat server?

4. How many IKEA bags does Alison require to relocate with Max?

5. For what art does Bee falsely claim to have a passion?

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