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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What model car does Bee report buying in high school?
(a) Accord.
(b) Taurus.
(c) Camry.
(d) Corolla.

2. Which of the following does Max note was his first successful startup?
(a) Hugo.
(b) Umeego.
(c) Wego.
(d) Iyougo.

3. Which of the following does Max provide for Alison?
(a) Cheddar.
(b) Idiazabal.
(c) Brie.
(d) Manchego.

4. To where did Max send Alison’s parents?
(a) Saint Lucia.
(b) Saint-Martin.
(c) Saint Thomas.
(d) Saint Kitts.

5. With which of the following is Bee diagnosed?
(a) Oppositional defiant disorder.
(b) Anxiety.
(c) Intermittent Explosive Disorder.
(d) Depression.

6. What does the fisherman try in the fourteenth metaphor?
(a) Pond-draining.
(b) Dynamite.
(c) Sonar.
(d) Giving up.

7. Which of the following features does the worst person ever dated display?
(a) Long nose hair.
(b) Narrow shoulders.
(c) Nasty fingernails.
(d) Nasty toenails.

8. At what age does Max seek to retire?
(a) 40.
(b) Never.
(c) 60.
(d) 50.

9. Per “Sixteen Metaphors,” what does “metaphor” mean?
(a) To throw back.
(b) To bear across.
(c) To fall.
(d) To delight.

10. For what art does Bee falsely claim to have a passion?
(a) Heta-uma.
(b) Ukiyo-e.
(c) Sumi-e.
(d) Shin-hanga.

11. For how much does Bee sell a gender?
(a) $22.
(b) $33.
(c) $44.
(d) $11.

12. In which Appendix are known variants of The Post indexed?
(a) B.
(b) L.
(c) H.
(d) E.

13. How old is Max?
(a) 29.
(b) 42.
(c) 37.
(d) 18.

14. Which of the following is a flavor of Max’s meal-replacement shake?
(a) Adderall French Fries.
(b) Vyvnase Tater Chip.
(c) Concerta Fried Okra.
(d) Ritalin Sweet Potato.

15. What government agency is invoked among the metaphors?
(a) DHS.
(b) FBI.
(c) CDC.
(d) FDA.

Short Answer Questions

1. Which of the following was Bee’s first-year house manager?

2. To what fruit is the reader compared?

3. With which of the following does “Our Dope Future” begin?

4. How many countries does Max claim to have visited?

5. What was the first computer Bee recalls owning?

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