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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does David make his siblings sign a clause stating?
(a) They will do the dishes.
(b) They will never marry.
(c) They will leave home.
(d) They will mow the lawn.

2. What year is the last time the author heard from Peg?
(a) 1965.
(b) 1982.
(c) 1979.
(d) 1994.

3. What is the name of the forklift operator the author meets at the plant?
(a) Moe.
(b) Dusty.
(c) Curly.
(d) Jackson.

4. What job does the narrator do at his place of after-school employment?
(a) Dish washer.
(b) Paperboy.
(c) Candy vendor.
(d) Chef.

5. Where are the author and his sister sent to summer camp in "I Like Guys"?
(a) Rome.
(b) Spain.
(c) Ireland.
(d) Greece.

6. What does the author's mother announce that she has two weeks before Lisa's wedding?
(a) An aneurysm.
(b) Diabetes.
(c) Lung cancer.
(d) Emphysema.

7. What do Lisa and her husband share a deep commitment to?
(a) Her family.
(b) His family.
(c) Mexican food.
(d) Italian food.

8. Who is labeled as an "incomplete quad"?
(a) Sarah.
(b) Peg.
(c) Dale.
(d) Butch.

9. Who tells about the little black girl who asked to touch her hair?
(a) The math teacher.
(b) The Spanish teacher.
(c) The author's mother.
(d) The author's sister.

10. Where does the author's sister work as an after-school job?
(a) Exxon.
(b) K&W.
(c) J.C. Steakhouse.
(d) Piccadilly.

11. Where does the orchard owner suggest David take a job?
(a) The local shop.
(b) A Humane Society.
(c) A packing plant.
(d) A steel factory.

12. Where does the author tell the person who picks him up hitchhiking that his father is?
(a) At the senate.
(b) In Africa.
(c) In New Zealand.
(d) A peace conference.

13. What is the ancient beagle named, owned by the man the author picked apples for?
(a) Billie.
(b) Max.
(c) Ringo.
(d) Jolly.

14. Where is Lisa's camp friend from?
(a) New Jersey.
(b) Chicago, IL.
(c) St. Louis, MO.
(d) Queens, NY.

15. What does the forklift operator have a collection of in his house?
(a) Rocks.
(b) Ceramic gnomes.
(c) Artificial penises.
(d) Glass goblins.

Short Answer Questions

1. What job does the author take in San Francisco?

2. What does the narrator's mother wish to have done with her remains?

3. What is the name of the girl that Lisa befriends at camp?

4. Where in Oregon is the author going in "C.O.G."?

5. What is the name of the author's first roommate at Kent State?

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