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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What is the name of the woman who finally hires David to paint her apartment?
(a) Sandra.
(b) Uta.
(c) Tootie.
(d) Ilsa.

2. What does the author start a campaign to revive in North Carolina?
(a) Elizabethan English.
(b) Petticoats.
(c) French.
(d) Top hats.

3. What does the forklift operator have a collection of in his house?
(a) Rocks.
(b) Artificial penises.
(c) Ceramic gnomes.
(d) Glass goblins.

4. Where is the author living when he graduates college?
(a) Chicago.
(b) Indiana.
(c) Michigan.
(d) New York.

5. What is the name of the boy David sits next to on the plane to camp?
(a) Andrew.
(b) Seamen.
(c) Jack.
(d) Billie.

6. Who is the first disabled student the author rooms with at Kent State?
(a) James.
(b) William.
(c) Dale.
(d) Stephen.

7. What is the name of the man whom Lisa marries?
(a) Bob.
(b) John.
(c) Jason.
(d) David.

8. What color walls does the narrator describe the Piccadilly as having?
(a) Yellow.
(b) White.
(c) Gray.
(d) Red.

9. What television program does the author fantasize about starring in one day?
(a) The A-Team.
(b) Bonnie and Clyde.
(c) Socrates and Company.
(d) Win a Gazillion Dollars.

10. What is packed in the money the author finds in "Something for Everyone"?
(a) Heroin.
(b) Cocaine.
(c) Tobacco.
(d) Marijuana.

11. How much money does David's coworker take from their boss's purse?
(a) $100.
(b) $30.
(c) $50.
(d) $20.

12. Where does the author return after his time in Oregon?
(a) San Francisco.
(b) Chicago.
(c) North Carolina.
(d) New York.

13. Where in Oregon is the author going in "C.O.G."?
(a) Portland.
(b) Shreveport.
(c) Odell.
(d) Jackson.

14. What would the author travel with in his fantasy television show?
(a) A gorilla.
(b) A cat.
(c) A monkey.
(d) A talking parrot.

15. Who is labeled as an "incomplete quad"?
(a) Sarah.
(b) Butch.
(c) Peg.
(d) Dale.

Short Answer Questions

1. What does David make his siblings sign a clause stating?

2. Who does the author hitchhike cross-country with, who was creating his own college major in Beat literature?

3. How much money does the author find in his apartment building the day after graduating college?

4. Where does the narrator hitchhike with his friend to see fake Indians?

5. Who is the author cast as in the show produced by the visiting actor?

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