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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Dinah the Christmas Whore and Planet of the Apes.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. The person in the newspaper article was robbed of $300 and what?
(a) Golf clubs.
(b) A wig.
(c) A clock radio.
(d) A jackhammer.

2. Which sibling of the author's holds an imaginary after school class in "Next of Kin"?
(a) Deborah.
(b) Tiffany.
(c) Amy.
(d) Lisa.

3. What is the name of the family in the book the author finds in "Next of Kin"?
(a) The Whitmores.
(b) The Jacksons.
(c) The Waltons.
(d) The Rivers.

4. Who does Ya Ya's roommate at the home say she is the step-sister to?
(a) Satan.
(b) Jesus Christ.
(c) The author.
(d) The Pope.

5. What color walls does the narrator describe the Piccadilly as having?
(a) White.
(b) Red.
(c) Gray.
(d) Yellow.

Short Answer Questions

1. What is the name of the church the author speaks of in the first essay?

2. Who's tee does the author's father encourage Lisa to go get?

3. How many times has the author seen Planet of the Apes?

4. What does the author's grandmother refer to his mother as?

5. Who does the author's father "dupe" into going to the golf course in essay six?

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