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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Dinah the Christmas Whore and Planet of the Apes.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What job does the narrator do at his place of after-school employment?
(a) Paperboy.
(b) Chef.
(c) Dish washer.
(d) Candy vendor.

2. How much money is stolen from the author's father's dresser drawer in "True Detective"?
(a) $200.
(b) $112.
(c) $20.
(d) $40.

3. What is the name of the church the author speaks of in the first essay?
(a) The Roman Catholic Church.
(b) The Holy Majestic Cathedral.
(c) The Church of the Divine Intervention.
(d) The Cathedral of the Sparkling Nature.

4. What do the narrator and his brother come to view their grandmother as?
(a) A mummy.
(b) An ATM machine.
(c) An embarassment.
(d) A clown.

5. The person in the newspaper article was robbed of $300 and what?
(a) Golf clubs.
(b) A wig.
(c) A clock radio.
(d) A jackhammer.

Short Answer Questions

1. What is the name of the sanitarium in Raleigh?

2. What color towels does the author's mother replace the old ones with in "True Detective"?

3. What does the author's father collect in a goldfish bowl for good luck?

4. Who curses at the author's father in "The Women's Open"?

5. What is the author's eldest sister's name?

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