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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Dinah the Christmas Whore and Planet of the Apes.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. How does the author's father say his friend lost a foot?
(a) Using a saw.
(b) Getting struck by lightning.
(c) Mowing the lawn.
(d) Driving.

2. What television program does the author fantasize about starring in one day?
(a) Bonnie and Clyde.
(b) Win a Gazillion Dollars.
(c) Socrates and Company.
(d) The A-Team.

3. What is the name of the development that Ya Ya is moved to?
(a) Retirement Heaven.
(b) Johnson Assisted Living.
(c) Green Acres.
(d) Capital Towers.

4. Who does the author's father say that Ya Ya found dead in the middle of the road?
(a) Her son.
(b) Her mother.
(c) Her brother.
(d) Her father.

5. What is the name of the girl that Lisa befriends at camp?
(a) Hester.
(b) Gretchen.
(c) Stefani.
(d) Hilda.

Short Answer Questions

1. What is the name of the sanitarium in Raleigh?

2. What does the author's mother insist on doing with Ya Ya?

3. Who does Ya Ya's roommate at the home say she is the step-sister to?

4. Where is the author's father's second hiding place?

5. Where does the author's father store his money in the dresser?

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