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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Dinah the Christmas Whore and Planet of the Apes.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does the author refer to his minister as in the first essay?
(a) A reformer.
(b) A tippler.
(c) A clown.
(d) An orthodox.

2. Where does the author go to meet his hitchhiking friend after his second year in college?
(a) Delaware.
(b) Mexico.
(c) Los Angeles.
(d) San Francisco.

3. Who stabs the author in the eye with a pencil?
(a) Tiffany.
(b) Amy.
(c) Lisa.
(d) Sharon.

4. How much does the napkin holder made by the author weigh?
(a) Ten pounds.
(b) Six ounces.
(c) Three pounds.
(d) Seven pounds.

5. What is the name of the church the author speaks of in the first essay?
(a) The Roman Catholic Church.
(b) The Holy Majestic Cathedral.
(c) The Church of the Divine Intervention.
(d) The Cathedral of the Sparkling Nature.

Short Answer Questions

1. The author writes in the first essay, "It seemed that every Christmas my mother was _______."

2. Where does the author get an after-school job as a teenager?

3. What class does the narrator take when he is in junior high?

4. Who becomes Ya Ya's roommate at the private facility?

5. Where does the narrator hitchhike with his friend to see fake Indians?

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