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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Dinah the Christmas Whore and Planet of the Apes.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does the author say he wanted a home with, as opposed to a fence?
(a) A fortress.
(b) A lion.
(c) A dungeon.
(d) A moat.

2. What television program does the author fantasize about starring in one day?
(a) Socrates and Company.
(b) Bonnie and Clyde.
(c) The A-Team.
(d) Win a Gazillion Dollars.

3. What class does the narrator take when he is in junior high?
(a) French.
(b) Shop.
(c) Home economics.
(d) Choir.

4. What is the name of the sanitarium in Raleigh?
(a) Dix Hill.
(b) Green Willow Creek.
(c) Bellevue.
(d) White Castle.

5. What does the author's grandmother believe happened to her pet?
(a) It was eaten by a cat.
(b) It committed suicide.
(c) It caught on fire.
(d) It was run over.

Short Answer Questions

1. Who does the author hitchhike cross-country with, who was creating his own college major in Beat literature?

2. How many times has the author seen Planet of the Apes?

3. What does the author say he has to tie over his eyes to sleep at night in the first essay?

4. How does the reverend deliver his sermon in the first essay?

5. What does the author's grandmother refer to his mother as?

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