2. What does the narrator change his elf name to when he has bad days at work in "Santaland Diaries"?
(a) Troll
(b) Blisters
(c) Grumpy
(d) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle

3. Why does Marty have Vicki's cat put to sleep in "Jamboree"?
(a) He is allergic to cats.
(b) He believes the cat will kill his newborn baby.
(c) He hates cats.
(d) He does not think he can love the cat as much as his baby.

4. Why does Jocelyn repeatedly yell at Khe Sahn in "Season's Greetings..."?
(a) She believes it will help her understand English better.
(b) She despises Khe Sahn.
(c) She believes Khe Sahn is hard of hearing.
(d) She is always angry at Khe Sahn.

5. What is the title of the magazine the narrator's sister gives him in "Giantess"?
(a) Knocked Up and Gun Toting
(b) Giantess
(c) Trample and Crush
(d) Guns for Women

6. What is Don's legal name in "Season's Greetings...."?
(a) Don
(b) Satan Speaks
(c) Relinquish Satan
(d) Timothy, Jr.

7. What does Malison name each of the characters in his second novel in "After Malison"?
(a) Malison
(b) Smithy Smithy
(c) Professor Nobody
(d) A. Davenport

8. Where did Malison grow up in "After Malison"?
(a) New York City
(b) Rotunda Surf
(c) Chesterton
(d) Los Angeles

9. What happens to the curtains of Marilyn Notkin's apartment in "Giantess"?
(a) The narrator sets them on fire with a heat gun.
(b) The narrator tears them down because he thinks they are ugly.
(c) They are damaged by a squirrel.
(d) They are damaged by a giantess.

10. Who is the narrator in "After Malison"?
(a) Bethany
(b) Malison
(c) Professor Brouner
(d) Anastasia

11. Why is the narrator of "Jamboree" staying with his sister?
(a) His father threw him out.
(b) He cannot afford to rent his own apartment.
(c) He is looking for a new apartment.
(d) He is protecting his sister.

12. What was Clifford's "second biggest mistake of his life" according to his wife in "Season's Greetings..."?
(a) His affair with a Vietnamese woman
(b) His marriage to Jocelyn Dunbar
(c) His marriage to Doll Babcock
(d) The birth of their son, Kevin

13. Who is Lonnie Tipit in "Season's Greetings..."?
(a) A teacher at the Dunbar children's school
(b) A Vietnamese interpreter
(c) Khe Sahn's uncle
(d) One of the Dunbars' neighbors

14. What color does the narrator paint the baby's nursery in "Jamboree"?
(a) Orange
(b) Pink
(c) Yellow
(d) Blue

15. What is the last sight visitors see before going into Santa's house in "Santaland Diaries"?
(a) The Sportswear Department
(b) The Magic Tree
(c) The maze
(d) The China Department