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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapters 13-16.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Why is "The Last You'll Hear From Me" titled thus?
(a) Its writer has decided to no longer write.
(b) Its writer intends to commit suicide.
(c) Its writer is cutting off ties with his family.
(d) Its writer is moving away from society.

2. What is the Magic Star in "Santaland Diaries"?
(a) Where children tell Santa what they want for Christmas
(b) Where people stand to see Santa through a window
(c) Where the line into Santa Land begins
(d) Where children share their wishes

3. What is Don's legal name in "Season's Greetings...."?
(a) Don
(b) Relinquish Satan
(c) Timothy, Jr.
(d) Satan Speaks

4. What game do the narrator and his siblings play during Christmas in "Diary of a Smoker"?
(a) Find Mom, find Mom's smile
(b) Find a way to get Mom to quit smoking
(c) Find the best gift for Mom
(d) Find Mom, find Mom's cigarettes

5. How old was the narrator of "Music for Lovers"'s daughter, Dawn, when she fell off the roof?
(a) 10
(b) 25
(c) 15
(d) 12

Short Answer Questions

1. Which celebrity does the narrator feel the need to point out to visitors to Santa Land in "Santaland Diaries"?

2. What is Snowball, the elf known for in "Santaland Diaries"?

3. How does the narrator's father die in "We Get Along"?

4. Who is Steve Dolger in "Glen's Homophobia Newsletter"?

5. What was Clifford's "second biggest mistake of his life" according to his wife in "Season's Greetings..."?

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