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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapters 13-16.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What is the Magic Star in "Santaland Diaries"?
(a) Where the line into Santa Land begins
(b) Where people stand to see Santa through a window
(c) Where children tell Santa what they want for Christmas
(d) Where children share their wishes

2. What is the title of the magazine the narrator's sister gives him in "Giantess"?
(a) Knocked Up and Gun Toting
(b) Guns for Women
(c) Giantess
(d) Trample and Crush

3. According to the narrator, what type of adults most often visit Santa in "Santaland Diaries"?
(a) Single women looking for love
(b) Confused foreigners
(c) Elderly men
(d) Parents without children

4. What is Don's legal name in "Season's Greetings...."?
(a) Timothy, Jr.
(b) Relinquish Satan
(c) Satan Speaks
(d) Don

5. Who are the "really bitter elves" according to the author in "Santaland Diaries"?
(a) Those who have to work with "Santa Santa"
(b) Those who worked in high power jobs before the recession
(c) College students
(d) Want-to-be actors and actresses

Short Answer Questions

1. Why does Marty have Vicki's cat put to sleep in "Jamboree"?

2. What does the narrator of "Music for Lovers" think the source of his daughter's headaches is?

3. What is the last sight visitors see before going into Santa's house in "Santaland Diaries"?

4. Why is it unusual for the narrator of "Firestone" to be working at a car service station?

5. Where does Glen ask Drew to put the telephone in order to help him remember his dream in "Glen's Homophobia Newsletter"?

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