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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapters 13-16.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Which celebrity does the narrator feel the need to point out to visitors to Santa Land in "Santaland Diaries"?
(a) Simone from "General Hospital"
(b) Goldie Hawn
(c) Walter Cronkite
(d) Phil Collins

2. What does the narrator of "My Manuscript" aspire to become?
(a) A truck driver
(b) A professional golfer
(c) A writer
(d) A doctor

3. How do Annette and Randy spend their time together according to the narrator of "The Last You'll Hear From Me"?
(a) Making out in Randy's car
(b) Eating at Burger King
(c) Taking long walks in the park
(d) Riding the escalator at the mall

4. What game do the narrator and his siblings play during Christmas in "Diary of a Smoker"?
(a) Find the best gift for Mom
(b) Find Mom, find Mom's smile
(c) Find Mom, find Mom's cigarettes
(d) Find a way to get Mom to quit smoking

5. Which of the following is NOT something Sandy convinces the narrator's mother to do in "We Get Along"?
(a) Cheat on her husband
(b) Cut her hair
(c) Buy new clothes
(d) Repaint her porch steps

Short Answer Questions

1. How does Malison react when he discovers the master's writing class is reading O'Flannery in "After Malison"?

2. In "Glen's Homophobia Newsletter", whose voice do the trees in Glen's fake dream have?

3. What is the title of the magazine the narrator's sister gives him in "Giantess"?

4. What role did Sleighbell, the elf play on "One Life to Live" in "Santaland Diaries"?

5. What did Nick Papanides like to cook with eggplant in "We Get Along"?

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