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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. The Cast: What did the dream actors do at one point?
(a) They struck out on their own.
(b) They improved their lines.
(c) They killed the dreamer.
(d) They went on strike.

2. Angst: How often do those in the afterlife get a vacation from their job?
(a) Every 10 years.
(b) Every 100 years.
(c) Every 30 years.
(d) Every 300 years.

3. Metamorphosis: What do the people awaiting the Caller become?
(a) What the living remember them as.
(b) Happy and hopeful.
(c) Sad, depressed and anxious.
(d) What they think they should be.

4. Spirals: What is God like?
(a) Party loving.
(b) Irresposnsible.
(c) Not very smart.
(d) Silly and funny.

5. Giantess: What does this afterlife focus on?
(a) Softness.
(b) Sadness.
(c) Fear.
(d) Peace.

6. Descent of Species: What does the hero of this story turn into?
(a) A fly.
(b) An alien.
(c) A horse.
(d) A ghost.

7. Angst: What do most in the afterlife choose to do on their vacation?
(a) Listen to music.
(b) Return to human form.
(c) Watch movies.
(d) Return to expanded form.

8. Scales: What does God think humans are trying to do?
(a) Take over his body.
(b) Take over the afterlife.
(c) Help him survive.
(d) Purposely harm him.

9. Mary: Who is Mary?
(a) The wife of Jesus.
(b) The mother of Jesus.
(c) A girl with a lamb.
(d) An author.

10. Adhesion: Who made humans in this story?
(a) Machines.
(b) Other humans.
(c) Creators.
(d) Collectors.

11. Spirals: What do the creatures ask each new arrival to the afterlife?
(a) Take me to your leader?
(b) What is your name?
(c) Do you have an answer?
(d) Where did you come from?

12. Angst: What happens to humans after they die?
(a) They become their favorite animal.
(b) They shrink to their original enormous form.
(c) They expand to their original enormous form.
(d) They evaporate.

13. Mary: When did God become disenchanted with man?
(a) When men stopped following the Commandments.
(b) When men became violent.
(c) When men began to read.
(d) When men refused to come to the afterlie.

14. Adhesion: What do the creators of this afterlife want to understand?
(a) The universe.
(b) Human relationships.
(c) Human violence.
(d) Glue.

15. Giantess: What does the Giantess consist of?
(a) Hundreds of billions of cells.
(b) People's thoughts.
(c) Litter that has been left in space.
(d) A nebula.

Short Answer Questions

1. Scales: What are humans in this afterlife?

2. The Unnatural: What happens as people begin to live forever?

3. Great Expectations: Who really designs the afterlife?

4. Descent of Species: What are you able to choose in this afterlife?

5. Circle of Friends: What do you begin to long for in this afterlife?

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