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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. What color towels does the author's mother replace the old ones with in "True Detective"?
2. What is the name of the church the author speaks of in the first essay?
(a) The Holy Majestic Cathedral.
(b) The Cathedral of the Sparkling Nature.
(c) The Roman Catholic Church.
(d) The Church of the Divine Intervention.
3. Who stabs the author in the eye with a pencil?
4. Where does the author hide for his "stakeout" in "True Detective"?
(a) His closet.
(b) The attic.
(c) His father's closet.
(d) His father's bathroom.
5. What does Ya Ya live above?
(a) A pharmacy.
(b) A candy store.
(c) A Wal-Mart.
(d) An arcade.
6. Where does the author's father store his money in the dresser?
(a) A kneesock.
(b) A bag.
(c) A coin box.
(d) A wallet.
7. What is the title of Sedaris' second essay in Naked?
(a) A Plague of Tics.
(b) The Women's Open.
(c) Chipped Beef.
(d) The Dragon in the Basement.
8. Who does Ya Ya's roommate at the home say she is the step-sister to?
(a) Jesus Christ.
(b) The Pope.
(d) The author.
9. What is the name of the sanitarium in Raleigh?
(a) White Castle.
(c) Dix Hill.
(d) Green Willow Creek.
10. What does the author's grandmother believe happened to her pet?
(a) It was run over.
(b) It committed suicide.
(c) It was eaten by a cat.
(d) It caught on fire.
11. What is the narrator obsessed with licking in the second essay?
(a) His nose.
(b) A light switch.
(c) A light bulb.
(d) A rock.
12. Where is the author's paternal grandmother from?
13. The author writes in the first essay, "It seemed that every Christmas my mother was _______."
14. Where does the author's father vehemently object to the author moving?
(a) New York.
15. Who comes to the house to speak to the author's mother in the second essay?
(a) His brother.
(b) His teacher.
(c) His aunt.
(d) His grandmother.
Short Answer Questions
1. What denomination is the money in Lou Sedaris' dresser drawer?
2. How many siblings does the author have?
3. What kind of brand-new car was stolen the previous week from a couple in Pamlico in "True Detective"?
4. What is the name of the development that Ya Ya is moved to?
5. How much does the napkin holder made by the author weigh?
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