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Quiz: Dinah the Christmas Whore and Planet of the Apes

This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

Directions: Circle the correct answer.

1. Who has drawn the author's name in the Christmas lottery for gifts?
a) Tiffany.
b) His father.
c) Lisa.
d) His mother.

2. What is the name of the girl the narrator befriends in college?
a) Veronica.
b) Michelle.
c) Sarabeth.
d) Claudia.

3. What television program does the author fantasize about starring in one day?
a) Win a Gazillion Dollars.
b) The A-Team.
c) Socrates and Company.
d) Bonnie and Clyde.

4. What color walls does the narrator describe the Piccadilly as having?
a) White.
b) Gray.
c) Yellow.
d) Red.

5. Where does the author's sister work as an after-school job?
a) Exxon.
b) K&W.
c) Piccadilly.
d)...
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