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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Dinah the Christmas Whore and Planet of the Apes.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What is the author's eldest sister's name?
(a) Tiffany.
(b) Lisa.
(c) Sarah.
(d) Amy.

2. How old is the narrator when his grandfather died?
(a) Six.
(b) Ten.
(c) Three.
(d) One.

3. What job does the narrator do at his place of after-school employment?
(a) Candy vendor.
(b) Dish washer.
(c) Chef.
(d) Paperboy.

4. What is the name of the girl who is befriended by the author's roommate in "I Like Guys"?
(a) Theodora.
(b) Emily.
(c) Gretchen.
(d) Elizabeth.

5. What does the author start a campaign to revive in North Carolina?
(a) Elizabethan English.
(b) Petticoats.
(c) French.
(d) Top hats.

Short Answer Questions

1. Who is the only one in the household who seemed to enjoy the childrens' golf bags?

2. What is the name of the author's father's friend with the missing eye?

3. What is the name of the family in the book the author finds in "Next of Kin"?

4. What does the author's grandmother refer to his mother as?

5. The author writes in the first essay, "It seemed that every Christmas my mother was _______."

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