"But my father is not a criminal. He's just in business with criminals." Act 1, p. 15

"'Don't send me to college. Just spring for my rent. I'll be a fuckin' bike messenger till I decide what I wanna do, and we'll never have to deal with each other.' And they're like, 'Fine.'" Act 1, p. 17

"Dennis rains open-handed blows down on WARREN'S head and body. WARREN covers up. DENNIS drops onto his gut, knee first. WARREN groans in pain. DENNIS gets up and looks at the wreckage." Act 1, p. 29

"I'm like the basis of your personality... I'm like a one-man youth culture for you pathetic assholes. You're gonna remember your youth as like a gray stoned haze punctuated by a series of beatings from your fuckin' Dad, and like, my jokes." Act 1, p. 31

"As soon as I start arguing, I immediately snap into attack mode and just become...