Act 1, Pages 22 - 29 Summary

Warren asks Dennis about a girl named Jessica and says he likes her. Dennis tells him she's out of his league. He reminds Warren of the typically unattractive women of his past and points out that Jessica is a cute girl. Warren is sure she likes him but Dennis disagrees. Warren asks where Dennis' girlfriend is. Dennis says they had a fight. Warren suggests inviting her and Jessica over and taking a few thousand dollars to get a hotel suite. He picks up a football and tosses it to Dennis. Dennis returns the ball, obviously a good thrower. Dennis tells him he can't spend the money but then suggests getting Japanese prostitutes instead. Warren tosses the football again but it smashes into breakables on a shelf, including a clay sculpture Valerie made of two girls kissing.

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