2. What happens to the goodnight kiss between Wanda and the narrator?
(a) The porch light comes on and interrupts their kiss.
(b) He tries to kiss her but hastily leaves upon smelling sauerkraut on her breath.
(c) He accidentally kisses her on the nose instead.
(d) He's so drunk that intead of kissing her, he pats her on the back and walks away.

3. Mother wants the narrator to invite which girl to the prom?
(a) Daphne Bigelow.
(b) Angeline O'Connor.
(c) Wanda Hickey.
(d) Regina Delfin.

4. By the end of the formal dance, the narrator says that flowers are wilted, jackets are limp, and what else?
(a) Everyone's sick of the whole mess.
(b) Everybody's ready for a milkshake.
(c) His car is soaked from a passing rain shower.
(d) People are gasping for air.

5. After the prom dance, Schwartz and the narrator take their dates to the Rooster where, trying to impress, they order what?
(a) Champagne.
(b) Foie gras.
(c) Caviar.
(d) Bourbon.

6. By the time Josie and the narrator have reached their homes walking from the grocery store, what has transpired?
(a) She has invited him to a party.
(b) She has told him she has a boyfriend.
(c) He has professed his love to her.
(d) He has asked her out on a date.

7. As an adult, the narrator is a former what?
(a) Police officer.
(b) Husband.
(c) Teacher.
(d) GI.

8. The Bigelow family's chauffeur drives Daphne and the narrator to the Orpheum in what?
(a) Convertible.
(b) Rolls Royce.
(c) Limousine.
(d) Jaguar.

9. What is the narrator wearing on his date with Daphne?
(a) Electric blue sports coat.
(b) Charcoal gray pinstripe suit.
(c) Red velvet vest.
(d) Baby blue trousers.

10. What comment does Josie's mother make after her daughter appears, now ready for the party?
(a) Josie made her outfit by herself.
(b) One day Josie will make a good wife.
(c) The narrator had better treat Josie right.
(d) This is Josie's first date ever.

11. In Daphne's neighborhood, the narrator notices that there is no smell of oil refineries in the air and even what?
(a) The flowers are brighter.
(b) The houses are bigger.
(c) The roads are cleaner.
(d) The trees grow taller.

12. What was the character Wimpy known for in old cartoons?
(a) Being forgetful.
(b) Eating hamburgers.
(c) Flying kites.
(d) Running in circles.

13. How does the narrator's memorable prom night end?
(a) He passes out on the sidewalk and wakes up to a dog licking his face.
(b) He hastily says goodbye to his date and runs down the street, where he throws up.
(c) He rips his suit and has to pay for damages.
(d) He runs out of gas and has to walk back home.

14. Long after the Bumpuses move out, who moves in next door to the narrator?
(a) Czechoslovakian family.
(b) Ukrainian family.
(c) Lithuanian family.
(d) Polish family.

15. In his daydreams, the narrator envisions himself impressing his lady friend with what dance?
(a) Tango.
(b) Lindy.
(c) Polka.
(d) Waltz.