This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Story 6, Daphne Bigelow and the Spine-chilling Saga of the Snail-encrusted Tinfoil Noose.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What is the Old Man's absolute favorite ride at the County Fair?
(a) Torpedo Blaster.
(b) Whirligig Rocket Whip.
(c) Enormo Gordo Run.
(d) Lightning Strike.

2. The winner of the spinning top battle between Farkas and the narrator could very well do what?
(a) Intimidate the other kids all the way through high school.
(b) Beat up the loser.
(c) Demand lunch money from the kids gathered there.
(d) Change life at Warren G. Harding School.

3. What is the name of the new girl next door whom the narrator is smitten by?
(a) Justine.
(b) Caroline.
(c) Josephine.
(d) Christine.

4. When the narrator emerges from the bathroom after bathing and grooming for his date with the girl next door, what condition is the bathroom in?
(a) No soap or hot water are left.
(b) The walls are dripping wet and the paint is peeling.
(c) The bathroom floor is soaking wet.
(d) The room reeks of shaving cream and hair spray.

5. What happens when, during the family's road trip, the Old Man refuses the opportunity to purchase gas at the last station?
(a) Mother yells at him until he does a u-turn and gets gas.
(b) They run out of gas, the radiatior overheats, and a tire goes flat, all at the same time.
(c) They run out of gas and he has to hike back for some.
(d) They run out of gas at the resort entrance and have to push the car in.