This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Story 6, Daphne Bigelow and the Spine-chilling Saga of the Snail-encrusted Tinfoil Noose.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. After his date with Daphne, how does the narrator get home?
(a) Walks.
(b) Rides his bike.
(c) Hitches a ride.
(d) Is driven by the chauffeur.

2. How does the Old Man feel about the farming exhibits at the County Fair?
(a) He thinks his sons should see the exhibits.
(b) He couldn't care less about them.
(c) He doesn't think they should skip any.
(d) He really enjoys the dairy and corn exhibits.

3. During the family's road trip to Michigan, why does Mother suddenly insist that the Old Man stop the car?
(a) They haven't had a bathroom stop in six hours.
(b) She knows Randy is about to throw up.
(c) She needs to check on the narrator, who looks overheated and dehydrated.
(d) The contents of the car have shifted and she's getting squished by supplies.

4. The narrator is ecstatic in his Biology II class because of what?
(a) It's spring and he's feeling the excitement of the season.
(b) A pretty girl finally has a big crush on him.
(c) With his new tutor, he's sure to get an A.
(d) He gets to talk with the girl of his dreams on a weekly basis.

5. What happens during the Old Man's favorite ride at the fair?
(a) The Old Man loses his glasses, which fall and shatter.
(b) The ride breaks down and they're stuck upside down for forty minutes.
(c) Randy throws up all over his brother and father.
(d) The narrator cries and screams the entire ride.