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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. The narrator states that Mr. Twit feels that his beard makes him look as if he exhibits which two characteristics?
(a) He is wise and grand.
(b) He is mysterious and dashing.
(c) He is grizzled and experienced.
(d) He is mean and nasty.

2. In what location does Mr. Twit decide to place a frog in order to play a trick on Mrs. Twit?
(a) In the pocket of her robe.
(b) In her laundry basket.
(c) In her breakfast.
(d) In her bed.

3. What adjective does the narrator use to describe the appearance of Mrs. Twit's face during her youth?
(a) Plain.
(b) Hideous.
(c) Nice.
(d) Fine.

4. When Mr. Twit expresses his dislike of the texture of the new spaghetti, he uses what adjective to describe it?
(a) He says it is too smelly.
(b) He says it is too squishy.
(c) He says it is too mobile.
(d) He says it is too grainy.

5. What reason does Mrs. Twit give to others when they ask why she needs to carry the object she always carries in her right hand?
(a) She says that she needs it in order to drive her carriage.
(b) She says that she needs it in order to finish a birdhouse.
(c) She says that she needs it in order to alleviate the pain caused by warts.
(d) She says that she needs it in order to cut flowers in her garden.

6. What is NOT listed among the bald parts of Mr. Twit's body?
(a) His eyes.
(b) His nostrils.
(c) His forehead.
(d) His nose.

7. In order to play a trick on Mr. Twit, Mrs. Twit puts her glass eye into what location?
(a) Into Mr. Twit's bowl of ice cream.
(b) Into Mr. Twit's glass of beer.
(c) Into Mr. Twit's bed.
(d) Into Mr. Twit's spaghetti dinner.

8. What pet name does Mr. Twit call Mrs. Twit just before he cuts the strings around her ankles?
(a) Honeybunch.
(b) Sweetums.
(c) Angel.
(d) Lovey.

9. How old is Mr. Twit?
(a) 70.
(b) 60.
(c) 50.
(d) 40.

10. After how many balloons are attached to Mrs. Twit does she become completely incapacitated?
(a) 300.
(b) 40.
(c) 60.
(d) 12.

11. In what location does Mr. Twit perform the preparations for his prank involving Mrs. Twit's walking stick?
(a) In the backyard.
(b) On the roof.
(c) In his work shed.
(d) In the basement.

12. Mrs. Twit stays still in the air after she has severed how many balloon strings?
(a) 200.
(b) 60.
(c) 80.
(d) 20.

13. Mrs. Twit carries what object in her right hand?
(a) A whip.
(b) A walking stick.
(c) A knife.
(d) A hammer.

14. When Mr. Twit declares that his spaghetti is moving, Mrs. Twit tells him that the spaghetti is a new what?
(a) Invention.
(b) Brand.
(c) Kind.
(d) Fad.

15. When Mr. Twit announces to Mrs. Twit that she has contracted a dreaded disease called The Shrinks, she has to take what action due to feeling "trembly" (20)?
(a) Lie down.
(b) Take a deep breath.
(c) Stand up.
(d) Sit down.

Short Answer Questions

1. What implement does Mr. Twit have in his hand when he is described as "poking around in" (15) his spaghetti?

2. The narrator states that when bearded men wash their beards, the job must be as complex as what other task enacted by people without beards?

3. The narrator states that even if a bearded man takes a particular action, he will still get food in his beard. What is the named action?

4. While still attached to the ground, Mrs. Twit exclaims that there is enough pull present to take her to what location?

5. How often does Mr. Twit wash his beard?

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