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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapters 7-12: "Wormy Spaghetti" - "Mrs. Twit Goes Ballooning Down".

Multiple Choice Questions

1. The narrator states that when bearded men wash their beards, the job must be as complex as what other task enacted by people without beards?
(a) Setting mousetraps.
(b) Cutting their toenails.
(c) Washing their cars.
(d) Shampooing their hair.

2. Mrs. Twit tells Mr. Twit that whenever he goes quiet, she knows that he is taking what action?
(a) Plotting.
(b) Taking a nap.
(c) Reading.
(d) Feeling sorry for himself.

3. What day of the week does the narrator name as the day when Mr. Twit certainly never deigns to wash his beard?
(a) Friday.
(b) Sunday.
(c) Saturday.
(d) Wednesday.

4. What animal does Mrs. Twit name when she tells Mr. Twit she is watching his actions carefully?
(a) A wombat.
(b) A zebra.
(c) A porcupine.
(d) A wolverine.

5. The narrator states that even if a bearded man takes a particular action, he will still get food in his beard. What is the named action?
(a) Using a napkin.
(b) Opening his mouth very wide.
(c) Eating very slowly.
(d) Affixing a bib.

Short Answer Questions

1. What impetus does the narrator suggest causes a person to display an ugly appearance?

2. How many men does the narrator say have beards?

3. When Mr. Twit declares that his spaghetti is moving, Mrs. Twit tells him that the spaghetti is a new what?

4. How many balloons does Mr. Twit prepare for Mrs. Twit's cure?

5. What food item is NOT featured within the diagram of Mr. Twit's mouth?

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