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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What is sitting next to Odin's bed the afternoon following his return to Woodshead?
(a) A Stanley hammer.
(b) A newspaper.
(c) An onion ring.
(d) A gold class ring.

2. Who has run over Dirk and caused some of his injuries?
(a) A gray Mercedes van.
(b) Thor in a Volkswagen.
(c) Kate in Dirk's own Jaguar.
(d) A motorcycle courier.

3. What does Tsuliwaensis say in terms of the number of immortal gods that are left?
(a) There are fewer that a bushel.
(b) They are crowding the skies.
(c) There is only one.
(d) There are so many more gnats.

4. Dirk awakens in the hospital and finds he has _____.
(a) A broken arm.
(b) Eaten a salamander.
(c) Lost his sight.
(d) A broken leg.

5. The air at Valhalla is filled with the noiseless howls of _____.
(a) Tortured prisoners.
(b) Great winged dogs.
(c) The lonely wind.
(d) Old godly jokes.

Short Answer Questions

1. When he is in the altercation with the eagle, Dirk considers _____.

2. Who sends a constant barrage of paradoxical notices to Dirk in the mail?

3. Which neighbor of Kate's has recently died of a heart attack?

4. Who is the world's greatest publisher of the world's sleaziest newspaper?

5. What is Tsuliwaensis about to do when Kate and Thor arrive in Asgard?

Short Essay Questions

1. What does the hammer that Thor pulls out to fight the eagle with look like?

2. How does Dirk hurt himself as he tries to get into confront the eagle?

3. How does Thor react when Kate questions him about the supernatural events surrounding him?

4. What has happened as a result of the eagle changing back into a jet fighter?

5. What does the North Sea look like when Kate and Thor arrive in Asgard?

6. Why is Dirk's impression of mail he gets from American Express paradoxical?

7. How does Neil approach Kate about the vending machine?

8. How do Toe Rag and the green-eyed monster try to escape from Valhalla?

9. What is Dirk's impression of the eagle when he sees it in the street?

10. How does Thor put things right after he tears up Odin's contract and why does he do this?

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