3. What does Dirk steal from Sally Mills often to have sent to his hotel room?
(a) Live chickens.
(b) Gold-covered edible ants.
(c) A dozen lobsters.
(d) Ten boxes of uncooked lo mein.

4. What is the waiter's hair filled with who waits on Dirk?
(a) VO5.
(b) Bedhead.
(c) Hairspray.
(d) Brilliantine.

5. What does Kate drink at the pub while the mechanic works on her car?
(a) A Bloody Mary.
(b) A Coca-Cola.
(c) A ginger ale.
(d) An Amaretto Sour.

6. What is the name of Kate's brother?
(a) David.
(b) Jackson.
(c) Harold.
(d) Jason.

7. With what has Thor been attached to the floor?
(a) Chains.
(b) Ropes.
(c) Superglue.
(d) Jell-o.

8. Why does Kate think the mechanic pawned the tow job off on his son?
(a) Because her car is old.
(b) Because the accident is not bad enough.
(c) Because Dirk is with her.
(d) Because she is an American.

9. After the crash, Kate tells Dirk that she has had the sort of day that would make St. Francis of Assisi _____.
(a) Kick babies.
(b) Yell at a bunny.
(c) Stop praying.
(d) Eat a steak.

10. What is hanging on the wall of Mr. Standish's office?
(a) A wooden spoon.
(b) An oversized diploma.
(c) An empty black picture frame.
(d) A stuffed animal from the fair.

11. What is the name of Dirk's cleaning lady?
(a) Irina.
(b) Anna.
(c) Elena.
(d) Oksana.

12. At what type of cafe does Dirk take up residence after buying his I Ching calculator?
(a) An Islington cafe.
(b) An Irish cafe.
(c) A French cafe.
(d) A Cotswold cafe.

13. What does the waiter bring Dirk instead of his order?
(a) A bill for a table of Germans.
(b) A Coke.
(c) An herb omelette and a breadstick.
(d) A hot dog on a stick.

14. What are hung on the walls of Anstey's house?
(a) Greek rugs.
(b) Boat ropes.
(c) Certificates of Merit.
(d) Monets.

15. What kind of car is the first one that slows down and asks about the crash between Kate and Dirk, then drives off without helping?
(a) A Ford Sienna.
(b) A Ford Focus.
(c) A Dodge Viper.
(d) A Chevy Camaro.