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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Kate plan to get from the corner shop as she heads home after her encounter with Dirk?
(a) Cat food and a banana.
(b) Some milk and bin liners.
(c) An apple and a pear.
(d) Some Cadbury chocolate and eggs.

2. How does Kate describe the color of the hospital paint?
(a) Garish.
(b) Anemic.
(c) Septic.
(d) Plum.

3. Why does Kate think the mechanic pawned the tow job off on his son?
(a) Because she is an American.
(b) Because her car is old.
(c) Because Dirk is with her.
(d) Because the accident is not bad enough.

4. After the crash, Kate tells Dirk that she has had the sort of day that would make St. Francis of Assisi _____.
(a) Kick babies.
(b) Eat a steak.
(c) Stop praying.
(d) Yell at a bunny.

5. Why is the African diplomat brought to Woodshead?
(a) To get his toe operated on.
(b) To consider buying the place.
(c) To get gallstones removed.
(d) To evaluate it for his ailing mother.

6. Who delivers judgments on Dirk's I Ching calculator?
(a) King Wen.
(b) Buddha.
(c) Confucious.
(d) Janet.

7. What is the boy that Dirk encounters in the attic room watching on television?
(a) Superman.
(b) Daffy Duck.
(c) Transformers.
(d) Bugs Bunny.

8. What does the waiter bring Dirk instead of his order?
(a) A Coke.
(b) A bill for a table of Germans.
(c) A hot dog on a stick.
(d) An herb omelette and a breadstick.

9. Where is the village located where Woodshead is?
(a) The Blackmoors.
(b) The Berkshires.
(c) The Hamptons.
(d) The Cotswolds.

10. What is the boy wearing that Dirk encounters in the attic room?
(a) A Superman costume.
(b) A cheap leather jacket and a sleeping bag.
(c) A long blond wig and a sailor's suit.
(d) Pajamas.

11. What does Dirk give Bates for the newspaper he takes?
(a) A puppy.
(b) A nickel.
(c) An IOU.
(d) Twenty pence.

12. What is country of origin of the record turntable in Anstey's basement?
(a) UAE.
(b) Japan.
(c) Germany.
(d) Switzerland.

13. Who is the waiter's friend who broke his nose?
(a) Neil.
(b) Standish.
(c) Mohawk.
(d) John.

14. What is the floor made of that Thor is attached to?
(a) Oak planks.
(b) Vinyl.
(c) Linoleum.
(d) Particle board.

15. What kind of car is the first one that slows down and asks about the crash between Kate and Dirk, then drives off without helping?
(a) A Ford Focus.
(b) A Dodge Viper.
(c) A Ford Sienna.
(d) A Chevy Camaro.

Short Answer Questions

1. How does Thor think of Toe Rag's voice?

2. What does Kate initially think happened at Heathrow?

3. What does Dirk find in his refrigerator when he opens it in the morning that disturbs him?

4. Where is Kate's home?

5. What are the group of Germans wearing that Kate sees in the airport?

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