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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What are nine-tenths of the cabin trunks in Kate's dreams filled with?
(a) Penguins.
(b) Explosives.
(c) Polaroids.
(d) Yarn.

2. What did someone hide in Thor's helmet once to provoke him?
(a) A shark.
(b) The Atlantic Ocean.
(c) The North Sea.
(d) A ton of salt cod.

3. Why is Kate scheduled to go to Norway?
(a) On a business trip.
(b) To photograph the aurora borealis.
(c) To see the fjords.
(d) To see Jean-Philippe.

4. What kind of dealer is Kate's neighbor?
(a) Cosmetics.
(b) Antique.
(c) Dog.
(d) Drug.

5. What is the name of Kate's husband who died?
(a) Thor.
(b) Jerry.
(c) Asgard.
(d) Luke.

6. Who recorded "Hot Potato"?
(a) Seclusion of the Orion Scorpionic Monks.
(b) Rolling Stones.
(c) Pugilism and the Third Autistic Cuckoo.
(d) Anarchy's Midwife.

7. At Anstey's house, Gilks tells Dirk to quit standing there like a _____.
(a) Drunken sailor.
(b) Tree.
(c) Dugong.
(d) Deer in the headlights.

8. What color button does the I Ching say to push once Dirk achieves inner harmony and tranquility?
(a) Black.
(b) Yellow.
(c) Red.
(d) Blue.

9. What kind of car does Kate drive?
(a) A spanking new BMV.
(b) A battered yellow Citroen.
(c) A green Mercedes convertible.
(d) A vintage black Jaguar.

10. What are the group of Germans wearing that Kate sees in the airport?
(a) Yellow polo shirts.
(b) Black motorcycle T-shirts.
(c) Purple polo shirts.
(d) Black concert T-shirts.

11. Who is the commentator on the I Ching calculator?
(a) King Lear.
(b) The Duke of Chow.
(c) King Arthur.
(d) The Baron of Wen.

12. What is the rank of Mr. Ralph Standish at Woodshead?
(a) Chief consultant psychologist.
(b) Director of electro-shock therapy.
(c) Head head surgeon.
(d) Janitorial advisor.

13. Who was Kate's therapist after her husband died?
(a) Alan Franklin.
(b) John Killbourn.
(c) Jackson Mollusk.
(d) Anders Burnauer.

14. Who is the leader of the band that recorded "Hot Potato"?
(a) Shasta.
(b) Sammy.
(c) Pain.
(d) Heart.

15. Who does Dirk call to get a new refrigerator?
(a) Gerry Rilke.
(b) Nobby Paxton.
(c) Smokin' Joe Brimmington.
(d) Kerry Kuykin.

Short Answer Questions

1. Why does Kate think the mechanic pawned the tow job off on his son?

2. With what has Thor been attached to the floor?

3. What "unmistakable quality" does Dirk think Anstey's complaining neighbor has about her?

4. What does Dirk find in his refrigerator when he opens it in the morning that disturbs him?

5. What kind of unsolicited advice does Kate's neighbor give her?

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