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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. How does the boy that Dirk encounters in the attic room drink his soda?
(a) Through his nose.
(b) Through a hosepipe.
(c) Standing on his head.
(d) Through a moldy straw.

2. Where does Dirk find Anstey's gold record hanging?
(a) In the kitchen.
(b) Around a child's neck.
(c) In the bathroom.
(d) From a noose.

3. What does Thor call Toe Rag?
(a) A servant.
(b) An ugly midget.
(c) A faker.
(d) A goblin.

4. What does Kate drink at the pub while the mechanic works on her car?
(a) A Bloody Mary.
(b) An Amaretto Sour.
(c) A Coca-Cola.
(d) A ginger ale.

5. What is the name of Dirk's cleaning lady?
(a) Elena.
(b) Anna.
(c) Oksana.
(d) Irina.

6. What does Kate think her hospital room smells like?
(a) A sewage treatment plant.
(b) A dog pile.
(c) Sour mop water.
(d) A vacuum cleaner's armpit.

7. At what type of cafe does Dirk take up residence after buying his I Ching calculator?
(a) A Cotswold cafe.
(b) An Islington cafe.
(c) An Irish cafe.
(d) A French cafe.

8. Who does the narrator say would not be impressed with the proportions in Dirk's bedroom?
(a) Michelangelo.
(b) Galileo.
(c) Einstein.
(d) Rafael.

9. What does Kate initially think happened at Heathrow?
(a) It was hit by a plane.
(b) An earthquake.
(c) A terrorist bomb.
(d) It was hit by a meteorite.

10. What color button does the I Ching say to push once Dirk achieves inner harmony and tranquility?
(a) Black.
(b) Red.
(c) Yellow.
(d) Blue.

11. What kind of cigarettes does Dirk smoke when he awakens in his house?
(a) Marlboros.
(b) Dunhills.
(c) Gauloises.
(d) Capris.

12. Who wrote the book that Dirk stole from Sally Mills in the cafe?
(a) Michael Creighton.
(b) Shakespeare.
(c) Douglas Adams.
(d) Howard Bell.

13. Where is Kate's home?
(a) Nottingham.
(b) Buckingham.
(c) Primrose Hill.
(d) Notting Hill.

14. The back of the I Ching calculator that Dirk looks at has a back that is falling off due to poor _____.
(a) Sodering techniques.
(b) Fit.
(c) Glue technology.
(d) Design skills.

15. What does Kate notice first about Thor when she encounters him in the street?
(a) His hair.
(b) His hammer.
(c) His eyes.
(d) His horns.

Short Answer Questions

1. Why is the African diplomat brought to Woodshead?

2. What instrument does Kate's friend play that she mentions to Dirk?

3. Who does Dennis Hutch work for?

4. What kind of dealer is Kate's neighbor?

5. What is Kate's last name?

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