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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What kind of dealer is Kate's neighbor?
(a) Dog.
(b) Drug.
(c) Cosmetics.
(d) Antique.

2. Where is Kate's home?
(a) Primrose Hill.
(b) Buckingham.
(c) Notting Hill.
(d) Nottingham.

3. What kind of car is the first one that slows down and asks about the crash between Kate and Dirk, then drives off without helping?
(a) A Chevy Camaro.
(b) A Ford Sienna.
(c) A Ford Focus.
(d) A Dodge Viper.

4. What sort of children does Mr. Standish suggest Mrs. Benson might have in their phone conversation?
(a) Brilliant.
(b) Catatonic.
(c) Insane.
(d) Stupid.

5. What is being delivered outside Dirk's house as he wakes up in the morning after the Heathrow incident?
(a) A pizza.
(b) A harpsichord.
(c) A giant cauldron.
(d) A vending machine.

6. Who delivers judgments on Dirk's I Ching calculator?
(a) Confucious.
(b) King Wen.
(c) Janet.
(d) Buddha.

7. What does Kate notice first about Thor when she encounters him in the street?
(a) His hair.
(b) His eyes.
(c) His hammer.
(d) His horns.

8. What "unmistakable quality" does Dirk think Anstey's complaining neighbor has about her?
(a) Sergeant-like.
(b) Advertising
(c) Soccer mom.
(d) Fashionista.

9. What are the group of Germans wearing that Kate sees in the airport?
(a) Purple polo shirts.
(b) Yellow polo shirts.
(c) Black concert T-shirts.
(d) Black motorcycle T-shirts.

10. What did someone drop on Thor once to provoke him?
(a) Asgard.
(b) A forest.
(c) His hammer.
(d) A continent.

11. What does Kate think her hospital room smells like?
(a) A vacuum cleaner's armpit.
(b) A sewage treatment plant.
(c) A dog pile.
(d) Sour mop water.

12. At Anstey's house, Gilks tells Dirk to quit standing there like a _____.
(a) Tree.
(b) Deer in the headlights.
(c) Dugong.
(d) Drunken sailor.

13. What kind of car does Dirk have?
(a) A sedate Sienna.
(b) An elderly Jaguar.
(c) A frumpy Jetta.
(d) A coughing Dodge.

14. What are hung on the walls of Anstey's house?
(a) Greek rugs.
(b) Boat ropes.
(c) Certificates of Merit.
(d) Monets.

15. What does Dirk give Bates for the newspaper he takes?
(a) An IOU.
(b) A nickel.
(c) A puppy.
(d) Twenty pence.

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Dirk find in his refrigerator when he opens it in the morning that disturbs him?

2. When does Thor wish to meet Odin for a showdown?

3. Who does the narrator say would not be impressed with the proportions in Dirk's bedroom?

4. Who was Kate's therapist after her husband died?

5. What is the name of Dirk's cleaning lady?

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