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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What is Odin's name at Woodshead?
(a) Mr. Odwin.
(b) Mr. Thorson.
(c) Mr. Snowden.
(d) Mr. Nordic.

2. Who does the narrator say would not be impressed with the proportions in Dirk's bedroom?
(a) Michelangelo.
(b) Rafael.
(c) Galileo.
(d) Einstein.

3. What kind of car is the first one that slows down and asks about the crash between Kate and Dirk, then drives off without helping?
(a) A Ford Focus.
(b) A Ford Sienna.
(c) A Dodge Viper.
(d) A Chevy Camaro.

4. How is Odin described when Thor contemplates Toe Rag's insistence that he only does what Odin tells him to do?
(a) As a tree-totaller.
(b) As a force of nature.
(c) As a lightening bolt.
(d) As a pampered old god.

5. What is the name of Kate's neighbor?
(a) Ellis.
(b) Nixon.
(c) Job.
(d) Neil.

6. What is the name of the person who writes horoscopes for the newspaper?
(a) The Great Zaganza.
(b) The Mind Reader.
(c) Psychic Joe.
(d) Mystical George.

7. With what has Thor been attached to the floor?
(a) Ropes.
(b) Superglue.
(c) Chains.
(d) Jell-o.

8. What line of work is Kate's brother in in New York?
(a) Publishing.
(b) Freelancing on cello.
(c) Stock brokering.
(d) Bouncing.

9. What falls from behind the gold record when Dirk adjusts it?
(a) A newpaper article.
(b) A cream envelope.
(c) A bank note.
(d) A spider.

10. What is the name of Dirk's cleaning lady?
(a) Elena.
(b) Oksana.
(c) Anna.
(d) Irina.

11. At Anstey's house, Gilks tells Dirk to quit standing there like a _____.
(a) Tree.
(b) Deer in the headlights.
(c) Dugong.
(d) Drunken sailor.

12. At what type of cafe does Dirk take up residence after buying his I Ching calculator?
(a) An Irish cafe.
(b) An Islington cafe.
(c) A Cotswold cafe.
(d) A French cafe.

13. What is the boy wearing that Dirk encounters in the attic room?
(a) A Superman costume.
(b) A long blond wig and a sailor's suit.
(c) A cheap leather jacket and a sleeping bag.
(d) Pajamas.

14. What is in the bag that is attached to the needle in Kate's arm?
(a) Morphine.
(b) Dextro-saline.
(c) Anti-psychotics.
(d) Antibiotics.

15. What instrument does Kate's friend play that she mentions to Dirk?
(a) Double bass.
(b) Clarinet.
(c) Viola.
(d) Flute.

Short Answer Questions

1. After the crash, Kate tells Dirk that she has had the sort of day that would make St. Francis of Assisi _____.

2. What does Dirk give Bates for the newspaper he takes?

3. Who is looking for Dirk when he arrives at Anstey's house?

4. On the I Ching calculator, what represents any calculations above 4?

5. Who is the waiter's friend who broke his nose?

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