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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What is Dirk looking forward to when he gets out of the hospital?
(a) A meat-eating detective business.
(b) A class-action lawsuit against lawsuits.
(c) A hot fudges sundae.
(d) A new phase of fridge ownership.

2. Who attends Odin at Woodshead as he prepares to return to Asgard?
(a) Wallow.
(b) Willow.
(c) Hollow.
(d) Hillow.

3. How did Thor take care of the fighter pilot's wife?
(a) By selling his stock.
(b) By giving her a golden hammer.
(c) By repairing her house.
(d) By fixing the lottery for her.

4. What store is closed for the night when Dirk looks for cigarettes?
(a) B.E. Bradley.
(b) H.W. Smith.
(c) 7-Eleven.
(d) Cross Wares.

5. How can Tsuliwaensis tell Kate is a mortal?
(a) By her fancy dress.
(b) By her colored hair.
(c) By her accent.
(d) By her hair cut.

6. What part of London does Dirk say is grim concrete monoliths?
(a) Lambeth.
(b) Primrose Road.
(c) Pentonville Road.
(d) Victoria Station.

7. Dirk awakens in the hospital and finds he has _____.
(a) Eaten a salamander.
(b) A broken leg.
(c) A broken arm.
(d) Lost his sight.

8. What does Kate call Thor when he initially refuses her help with his injuries?
(a) Mooch.
(b) Thorkiller.
(c) Stupid.
(d) Buster.

9. Who does Dirk see in the hospital when he wakes up?
(a) Kate.
(b) Sally Mills.
(c) Annie Greene.
(d) Odin.

10. What befalls Toe Rag and the green-eyed monster?
(a) The end up on Saturn.
(b) They are eaten by the Guilt God.
(c) The turn into fire hydrants.
(d) The kill each other.

11. What is Tsuliwaensis about to do when Kate and Thor arrive in Asgard?
(a) Cook a mutton steak.
(b) Steal the keys to Valhalla.
(c) Kill herself.
(d) Ride on a ghost ship.

12. What does the green-eyed monster do to the stable master at Valhalla?
(a) Beheads him.
(b) Eats him.
(c) Hires him.
(d) Poisons him.

13. What has been left at the hospital for Kate?
(a) A guilded soda can.
(b) An eagle.
(c) A bill.
(d) A pizza.

14. What part of London does Dirk say has wet litter wildly flapping?
(a) King's Cross.
(b) Marble Arch.
(c) Islington.
(d) Chapel Market.

15. On what type of bass does Neil play "The Ride of the Valkyries"?
(a) An Epiphone.
(b) A Steinberger.
(c) A Fender Precision.
(d) A Dean Edge.

Short Answer Questions

1. What part of London does Dirk say is antique buildings being ripped apart?

2. What kind of firm does Clive Draycott belong to?

3. What does Kate go find to help Thor with his injuries?

4. What does the "tramp" ask Dirk for outside his house?

5. What does Kate ask about when she tells Thor she has been reading about him?

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