The Long Dark Tea-time of the Soul Test | Final Test - Easy

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The Long Dark Tea-time of the Soul Test | Final Test - Easy

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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Kate ask if she will need in Asgard before they go?
(a) A blanket.
(b) An ashtray.
(c) A coat.
(d) A snack.

2. What does Kate call Thor when he initially refuses her help with his injuries?
(a) Stupid.
(b) Buster.
(c) Thorkiller.
(d) Mooch.

3. What does Dirk think the eagle's talons could easily rip up?
(a) An oak tree.
(b) A small Volvo.
(c) A jet fighter.
(d) A leather sofa.

4. Where does Dirk decline offers that don't involve the procurement of cigarettes?
(a) York Way.
(b) Stamford Road,
(c) Blackfriar's Road.
(d) Lincolnshire Way.

5. What has happened to many of the gods?
(a) They have succumbed to alcoholism.
(b) They have transmutated into animals.
(c) They have found jobs in other dimensions.
(d) They have retired with a pension.

6. What is Dirk looking forward to when he gets out of the hospital?
(a) A hot fudges sundae.
(b) A new phase of fridge ownership.
(c) A class-action lawsuit against lawsuits.
(d) A meat-eating detective business.

7. How does the author describe Odin's hands in the bed at Woodshead?
(a) As exquisitely frail.
(b) As skeletal.
(c) As still strong and powerful.
(d) As womanly.

8. When Dirk is struggling up through Pentonville Road in traffic, what does he suddenly think of?
(a) Egyptian artifacts.
(b) Karaoke.
(c) Whales.
(d) Spaghetti incidents.

9. Who once occupied the hospital bed Dirk finds himself in?
(a) Clive Draycott.
(b) Anstey.
(c) Kate.
(d) Odin.

10. What does Thor say he needs when Kate offers to help him with the bruise she just caused on his face?
(a) Compensation.
(b) A hug.
(c) Vengeance.
(d) A cold compress.

11. What does Dirk substitute for a cigarette and tap it in a cigarette-like way?
(a) A twig.
(b) A pencil.
(c) A toothpick.
(d) A straw.

12. How does Kate describe Thor's eyes?
(a) As oval.
(b) As jade-like.
(c) As tired.
(d) As glacial.

13. What does Dirk think he will not be able to handle in terms of the eagle in his house if he tries to go upstairs to get a cigarette?
(a) The memory of his accident.
(b) His overwhelming queasiness.
(c) The sheer ornithology involved.
(d) The thought of the eagle's anger.

14. Why does Dirk think nobody will sell him cigarettes?
(a) Because they are out fo stock.
(b) Because he looks like a maniac.
(c) Because they aren't in the mood.
(d) Because it is raining.

15. In what kind of vehicle does Odin return to Valhalla?
(a) An unmarked gray Mercedes van.
(b) A dead-in-the-water Citroen.
(c) A Mack diesel.
(d) A decrepit Jaguar.

Short Answer Questions

1. What part of London does Dirk say is antique buildings being ripped apart?

2. What happens to a god that makes the god know he is dead?

3. Where do Kate and Thor find themselves when they flick out of Asgard?

4. Dirk awakens in the hospital and finds he has _____.

5. What is sitting next to Odin's bed the afternoon following his return to Woodshead?

(see the answer keys)

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