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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What has happened to many of the gods?
(a) They have retired with a pension.
(b) They have transmutated into animals.
(c) They have found jobs in other dimensions.
(d) They have succumbed to alcoholism.

2. Who has run over Dirk and caused some of his injuries?
(a) Kate in Dirk's own Jaguar.
(b) A gray Mercedes van.
(c) Thor in a Volkswagen.
(d) A motorcycle courier.

3. What does Thor say he needs when Kate offers to help him with the bruise she just caused on his face?
(a) A cold compress.
(b) Vengeance.
(c) A hug.
(d) Compensation.

4. How does Kate describe Thor's eyes?
(a) As oval.
(b) As jade-like.
(c) As tired.
(d) As glacial.

5. How can Tsuliwaensis tell Kate is a mortal?
(a) By her accent.
(b) By her hair cut.
(c) By her colored hair.
(d) By her fancy dress.

6. What sort of path does Thor's hammer take when he throws it into the sky?
(a) A short vector.
(b) A right angle.
(c) A long parabola.
(d) A loopty-loop.

7. What is Tsuliwaensis about to do when Kate and Thor arrive in Asgard?
(a) Steal the keys to Valhalla.
(b) Cook a mutton steak.
(c) Ride on a ghost ship.
(d) Kill herself.

8. What does Kate call Thor when he initially refuses her help with his injuries?
(a) Thorkiller.
(b) Stupid.
(c) Mooch.
(d) Buster.

9. What was the subject of the "big talk" Odin used to endure at Valhalla?
(a) Ancestors being summoned.
(b) Maidens being captured.
(c) Things being riven.
(d) Weapons being fashioned.

10. What is the only thing that keeps Kate from screaming as she and Thor hurtle through space?
(a) The air pressure.
(b) He dignity.
(c) Thor's body odor.
(d) The rain in her throat.

11. How does Dirk feel about the lawyer he hits with his car after he gives him his business card?
(a) Pedantic.
(b) Lethal.
(c) Exuberant.
(d) Patronized.

12. Why does Thor go to Wales to count the things he has to count?
(a) Superstition.
(b) Art.
(c) Penance.
(d) Records.

13. What happens to a god that makes the god know he is dead?
(a) A duck lays a golden egg in his right hand.
(b) A white tree grows out of his head.
(c) He can't see himself in the mirror.
(d) He ceases to bleed star plasma.

14. Who does Dirk see in the hospital when he wakes up?
(a) Annie Greene.
(b) Sally Mills.
(c) Kate.
(d) Odin.

15. What does Dirk think he will not be able to handle in terms of the eagle in his house if he tries to go upstairs to get a cigarette?
(a) His overwhelming queasiness.
(b) The memory of his accident.
(c) The sheer ornithology involved.
(d) The thought of the eagle's anger.

Short Answer Questions

1. In a rage, what does Thor tell Odin he has found?

2. What does Thor tear up to bind his injured arm?

3. According to Odin, very little attention was given to _____ at Valhalla.

4. Who sends a constant barrage of paradoxical notices to Dirk in the mail?

5. Who does Tsuliwaensis tell Thor to be wary of?

(see the answer keys)

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