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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What sort of path does Thor's hammer take when he throws it into the sky?
(a) A long parabola.
(b) A loopty-loop.
(c) A short vector.
(d) A right angle.

2. Dirk awakens in the hospital and finds he has _____.
(a) A broken leg.
(b) A broken arm.
(c) Eaten a salamander.
(d) Lost his sight.

3. What does Thor turn into a kitten?
(a) A blue china table lamp.
(b) A carton of milk.
(c) A carton of free-range eggs.
(d) A shangung silk pillow.

4. Who attends Odin at Woodshead as he prepares to return to Asgard?
(a) Wallow.
(b) Hillow.
(c) Hollow.
(d) Willow.

5. What does Thor tear up to bind his injured arm?
(a) Kate's nightgown.
(b) Kate's towel.
(c) Kate's tablecloth.
(d) Kate's umbrella.

6. What does Dirk think he will not be able to handle in terms of the eagle in his house if he tries to go upstairs to get a cigarette?
(a) The memory of his accident.
(b) The thought of the eagle's anger.
(c) The sheer ornithology involved.
(d) His overwhelming queasiness.

7. What has he been counting in Wales?
(a) Seagulls.
(b) People.
(c) Picnic tables.
(d) Stones.

8. What does Thor say he needs when Kate offers to help him with the bruise she just caused on his face?
(a) Compensation.
(b) A hug.
(c) A cold compress.
(d) Vengeance.

9. What does Dirk substitute for a cigarette and tap it in a cigarette-like way?
(a) A straw.
(b) A twig.
(c) A toothpick.
(d) A pencil.

10. What part of London does Dirk say is grim concrete monoliths?
(a) Pentonville Road.
(b) Victoria Station.
(c) Lambeth.
(d) Primrose Road.

11. What does the green-eyed devil-figure wave around?
(a) A magic wand.
(b) A knife.
(c) A scythe.
(d) A British flag.

12. What is the name of the wife of the lawyer that Dirk hits with his car?
(a) Barbara.
(b) Beth.
(c) Cynthia.
(d) Sally.

13. How can Tsuliwaensis tell Kate is a mortal?
(a) By her colored hair.
(b) By her hair cut.
(c) By her fancy dress.
(d) By her accent.

14. What does Kate ask if she will need in Asgard before they go?
(a) A snack.
(b) A blanket.
(c) A coat.
(d) An ashtray.

15. What store is closed for the night when Dirk looks for cigarettes?
(a) H.W. Smith.
(b) B.E. Bradley.
(c) 7-Eleven.
(d) Cross Wares.

Short Answer Questions

1. According to Odin, very little attention was given to _____ at Valhalla.

2. What kind of covering is on Kate's sofa that Neil complains about?

3. What creatures crouch beneath the foul sky outside the gates of Valhalla?

4. What does Odin have to promise Woodshead to stay there?

5. What is Tsuliwaensis about to do when Kate and Thor arrive in Asgard?

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