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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. The air at Valhalla is filled with the noiseless howls of _____.
(a) Great winged dogs.
(b) The lonely wind.
(c) Tortured prisoners.
(d) Old godly jokes.

2. What part of London does Dirk say is antique buildings being ripped apart?
(a) The East End.
(b) The West End.
(c) Lower Street.
(d) Upper Street.

3. What creatures crouch beneath the foul sky outside the gates of Valhalla?
(a) Gorgons.
(b) Gargoyles.
(c) Demons.
(d) Dragons.

4. Where does Dirk decline offers that don't involve the procurement of cigarettes?
(a) Lincolnshire Way.
(b) York Way.
(c) Blackfriar's Road.
(d) Stamford Road,

5. What does Thor say he needs when Kate offers to help him with the bruise she just caused on his face?
(a) A cold compress.
(b) A hug.
(c) Vengeance.
(d) Compensation.

6. What sensory experience for Dirk increases with a heavy sky?
(a) Extreme depression.
(b) Claustrophobia.
(c) Ecstasy.
(d) Blindness.

7. In Dirk's experience, what do crazy, pushy New York drivers explain to oncoming traffic as they careen out into the road?
(a) The price of tea in Tibet.
(b) The Return of the King.
(c) The Day of Judgement.
(d) Tax situations.

8. When he is in the altercation with the eagle, Dirk considers _____.
(a) What the eagle would taste like roasted.
(b) Flooding the basement.
(c) Running the bird down with his car.
(d) Burning the house down.

9. Why does Dirk think nobody will sell him cigarettes?
(a) Because he looks like a maniac.
(b) Because they are out fo stock.
(c) Because they aren't in the mood.
(d) Because it is raining.

10. To what conclusion does Dirk come in regards to Thor at the airport when he contemplates the gods roaming the earth?
(a) That he would have no passport.
(b) That the gods could destroy the earth.
(c) That he would have trouble in traffic.
(d) That music would mean nothing to him.

11. What kind of covering is on Kate's sofa that Neil complains about?
(a) A Collier Campbell.
(b) A Calico Corners.
(c) A skin of tackiness.
(d) A slip-covered nightmare.

12. On what type of bass does Neil play "The Ride of the Valkyries"?
(a) A Steinberger.
(b) An Epiphone.
(c) A Dean Edge.
(d) A Fender Precision.

13. How does Thor explain how he and Kate are going to get to Asgard?
(a) By closing their eyes.
(b) As molecules.
(c) As shapeshifters.
(d) Telekenesis.

14. As Dirk turns through Islington, he begins the long haul past _____.
(a) Hamburger joints and vision centers.
(b) Laundromats and car repair shops.
(c) Pet groomers and hair salons.
(d) Pizza restaurants and estate agents.

15. Where in Wales did Thor lose count?
(a) Cardiff.
(b) Stoke-on-Trent.
(c) Caernarton.
(d) Mid-Glamorgan.

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Kate call Thor when he initially refuses her help with his injuries?

2. What part of London does Dirk say is grim concrete monoliths?

3. How can Tsuliwaensis tell Kate is a mortal?

4. What does Dirk think he will not be able to handle in terms of the eagle in his house if he tries to go upstairs to get a cigarette?

5. What does Kate go find to help Thor with his injuries?

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