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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Odin say of being a god in reference to the white linen sheets he gets at Woodshead?
(a) It is superior.
(b) It is resourceful.
(c) It is powerful.
(d) It is unclean.

2. What has he been counting in Wales?
(a) Stones.
(b) Picnic tables.
(c) Seagulls.
(d) People.

3. The air at Valhalla is filled with the noiseless howls of _____.
(a) The lonely wind.
(b) Old godly jokes.
(c) Tortured prisoners.
(d) Great winged dogs.

4. What creatures crouch beneath the foul sky outside the gates of Valhalla?
(a) Dragons.
(b) Gargoyles.
(c) Demons.
(d) Gorgons.

5. Who does Tsuliwaensis tell Thor to be wary of?
(a) Kate.
(b) Poseiden.
(c) Toe Rag.
(d) Clive Draycott.

6. What does Dirk think he will not be able to handle in terms of the eagle in his house if he tries to go upstairs to get a cigarette?
(a) The sheer ornithology involved.
(b) The memory of his accident.
(c) The thought of the eagle's anger.
(d) His overwhelming queasiness.

7. What happens to a god that makes the god know he is dead?
(a) He can't see himself in the mirror.
(b) A duck lays a golden egg in his right hand.
(c) A white tree grows out of his head.
(d) He ceases to bleed star plasma.

8. What does Thor turn into a kitten?
(a) A shangung silk pillow.
(b) A blue china table lamp.
(c) A carton of milk.
(d) A carton of free-range eggs.

9. What does Dirk think the eagle's talons could easily rip up?
(a) A small Volvo.
(b) A jet fighter.
(c) An oak tree.
(d) A leather sofa.

10. What is Tsuliwaensis about to do when Kate and Thor arrive in Asgard?
(a) Cook a mutton steak.
(b) Steal the keys to Valhalla.
(c) Ride on a ghost ship.
(d) Kill herself.

11. What part of London does Dirk say is grim concrete monoliths?
(a) Victoria Station.
(b) Lambeth.
(c) Pentonville Road.
(d) Primrose Road.

12. Where does Dirk decline offers that don't involve the procurement of cigarettes?
(a) Lincolnshire Way.
(b) York Way.
(c) Blackfriar's Road.
(d) Stamford Road,

13. What does Kate ask if she will need in Asgard before they go?
(a) A coat.
(b) A snack.
(c) A blanket.
(d) An ashtray.

14. What is the name of the wife of the lawyer that Dirk hits with his car?
(a) Sally.
(b) Beth.
(c) Barbara.
(d) Cynthia.

15. Who once occupied the hospital bed Dirk finds himself in?
(a) Clive Draycott.
(b) Kate.
(c) Odin.
(d) Anstey.

Short Answer Questions

1. When Dirk is struggling up through Pentonville Road in traffic, what does he suddenly think of?

2. What does Kate call Thor when he initially refuses her help with his injuries?

3. What kind of covering is on Kate's sofa that Neil complains about?

4. According to Odin, very little attention was given to _____ at Valhalla.

5. What does the "tramp" ask Dirk for outside his house?

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