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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. How can Tsuliwaensis tell Kate is a mortal?
(a) By her fancy dress.
(b) By her colored hair.
(c) By her accent.
(d) By her hair cut.

2. What part of London does Dirk say is grim concrete monoliths?
(a) Victoria Station.
(b) Lambeth.
(c) Primrose Road.
(d) Pentonville Road.

3. What does Thor tear up to bind his injured arm?
(a) Kate's umbrella.
(b) Kate's towel.
(c) Kate's nightgown.
(d) Kate's tablecloth.

4. What does Kate call Thor when he initially refuses her help with his injuries?
(a) Stupid.
(b) Thorkiller.
(c) Buster.
(d) Mooch.

5. Where does the eagle injure Dirk as he tries to escape to get some cigarettes?
(a) On his nose.
(b) On his arm.
(c) On his right ear.
(d) On his leg.

6. What does Neil say he definitively won't work with?
(a) Circus performers.
(b) Cats.
(c) Dogs.
(d) Cardigan sweaters.

7. In a rage, what does Thor tell Odin he has found?
(a) The remaining stones from Wales.
(b) The contract.
(c) The phone book.
(d) His lost helmet.

8. What is the neroli oil Kate puts in Thor's bath distilled from?
(a) Shea nuts.
(b) Bitter almonds.
(c) Bitter orange blossoms.
(d) The argan tree.

9. How did Thor take care of the fighter pilot's wife?
(a) By giving her a golden hammer.
(b) By selling his stock.
(c) By fixing the lottery for her.
(d) By repairing her house.

10. What store is closed for the night when Dirk looks for cigarettes?
(a) H.W. Smith.
(b) B.E. Bradley.
(c) Cross Wares.
(d) 7-Eleven.

11. What has been left at the hospital for Kate?
(a) A bill.
(b) A guilded soda can.
(c) A pizza.
(d) An eagle.

12. In Dirk's experience, what do crazy, pushy New York drivers explain to oncoming traffic as they careen out into the road?
(a) The Return of the King.
(b) The price of tea in Tibet.
(c) The Day of Judgement.
(d) Tax situations.

13. What does Thor tell Odin he could not steal from his son?
(a) His power.
(b) His life.
(c) His dreams.
(d) His love.

14. What sort of path does Thor's hammer take when he throws it into the sky?
(a) A loopty-loop.
(b) A right angle.
(c) A short vector.
(d) A long parabola.

15. What does Dirk think the eagle's talons could easily rip up?
(a) A small Volvo.
(b) A jet fighter.
(c) An oak tree.
(d) A leather sofa.

Short Answer Questions

1. What does the green-eyed devil-figure wave around?

2. Neil asked Thor if he liked _____ when he delivered the Coca-Cola machine.

3. What does Odin say of being a god in reference to the white linen sheets he gets at Woodshead?

4. Who attends Odin at Woodshead as he prepares to return to Asgard?

5. Who has run over Dirk and caused some of his injuries?

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