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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. In a rage, what does Thor tell Odin he has found?
(a) The contract.
(b) The remaining stones from Wales.
(c) The phone book.
(d) His lost helmet.

2. Who does Tsuliwaensis tell Thor to be wary of?
(a) Clive Draycott.
(b) Toe Rag.
(c) Poseiden.
(d) Kate.

3. Where does Dirk decline offers that don't involve the procurement of cigarettes?
(a) Stamford Road,
(b) Lincolnshire Way.
(c) Blackfriar's Road.
(d) York Way.

4. Where do Kate and Thor find themselves when they flick out of Asgard?
(a) A bedroom suite in a hotel.
(b) Dirk's house.
(c) Woodshead.
(d) A train station in the South of France.

5. How is Thor holding Kate as they hurtle through space?
(a) Like a baby.
(b) By the waist.
(c) By the hair.
(d) By the arm.

6. What squeaks in protest as Dirk drives down the road in the rain in Chapter 19?
(a) His stress toy.
(b) A mouse in his seat.
(c) His turn signal.
(d) His wipers.

7. What is sitting next to Odin's bed the afternoon following his return to Woodshead?
(a) A Stanley hammer.
(b) A newspaper.
(c) An onion ring.
(d) A gold class ring.

8. Why does Dirk think nobody will sell him cigarettes?
(a) Because they aren't in the mood.
(b) Because he looks like a maniac.
(c) Because they are out fo stock.
(d) Because it is raining.

9. How does the author characterize the Eighties?
(a) As materialistic.
(b) As brilliant.
(c) As meat-eating.
(d) As utopian.

10. What is the neroli oil Kate puts in Thor's bath distilled from?
(a) Bitter orange blossoms.
(b) Shea nuts.
(c) The argan tree.
(d) Bitter almonds.

11. To what conclusion does Dirk come in regards to Thor at the airport when he contemplates the gods roaming the earth?
(a) That the gods could destroy the earth.
(b) That he would have no passport.
(c) That music would mean nothing to him.
(d) That he would have trouble in traffic.

12. What does Thor say he needs when Kate offers to help him with the bruise she just caused on his face?
(a) A cold compress.
(b) A hug.
(c) Vengeance.
(d) Compensation.

13. What does Tsuliwaensis say in terms of the number of immortal gods that are left?
(a) There are so many more gnats.
(b) There is only one.
(c) There are fewer that a bushel.
(d) They are crowding the skies.

14. What is Tsuliwaensis about to do when Kate and Thor arrive in Asgard?
(a) Ride on a ghost ship.
(b) Kill herself.
(c) Steal the keys to Valhalla.
(d) Cook a mutton steak.

15. How does Kate describe Thor's eyes?
(a) As jade-like.
(b) As oval.
(c) As glacial.
(d) As tired.

Short Answer Questions

1. Where does the eagle injure Dirk as he tries to escape to get some cigarettes?

2. What is in the lip preserver Kate puts in Thor's bath?

3. What does Thor tell Odin he could not steal from his son?

4. In Dirk's experience, what do crazy, pushy New York drivers explain to oncoming traffic as they careen out into the road?

5. What does the nurse say is rumored of Howard Bell?

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