4. What does Mad think is a story produced by too much beer?
(a) Tales about being marooned.
(b) Tales about earthquakes.
(c) Tales about rain.
(d) Tales about volcanoes.

5. What does Ponder Stibbons suggest?
(a) That they rewrite the history.
(b) That they employ a magician.
(c) That they retrieve Rincewind.
(d) That they hire a new Librarian.

6. Who tells Rincewind he is being called to a quest?
(a) Scrappy.
(b) Primpy.
(c) Peppy.
(d) Slappy.

7. In what is Rincewind completely inept?
(a) Socialization.
(b) Magic.
(c) Cooking.
(d) Survival.

8. What has turned dangerous while deprived of the Librarian?
(a) The books.
(b) The plates.
(c) Stacks of writing paper.
(d) The students.

9. What does Rincewind find under a rock?
(a) A chicken sandwich.
(b) A map.
(c) A charm.
(d) A ring.

10. What does Mrs. Whitlow unintentionally do?
(a) Find the Professor.
(b) Use magic.
(c) Stir up passion in the wizards.
(d) Get lost.

11. What do the foraging wizards gather?
(a) Beetles and grubs.
(b) Berries and plums.
(c) Clams and oysters.
(d) Coconuts and pods with sweets, cheeses and cigarettes inside.

12. What happens when the need for a smoke is mentioned?
(a) Plants begin to grow.
(b) Smokes appear.
(c) A fire appears.
(d) The water disappears.

13. What does Scrappy want Rincewind to do?
(a) Find the key to fix things.
(b) Help his family escape Fourecks.
(c) Leave.
(d) Bring other Wizards to Fourecks.

14. What happens to the window?
(a) It vanishes.
(b) It becomes a wall.
(c) It breaks.
(d) It turns into a door.

15. Outside the pub, who wakes Rincewind?
(a) Crocodile Dongo.
(b) Scrappy.
(c) Mad.
(d) Stibbons.